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posted by Big Jeff on 12/1/2014

Self Inflicted Event Horizon Impression

Holy shit you look worse than the homeless dude that had his face chewed off. I like Event Horizon as much as the next dude but not enough to make the "we don't need eyes where we're going" line work.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
rockinron
in about 4-5 years you’ll look back on this and wonder why the fuck you were such a huge fuck tard.
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posted on: 12-01-14 @ 1:45 PM

unknownbrain
Haha if he can look back into it
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posted on: 12-01-14 @ 1:56 PM

longhungwong
He must have seen Adam’s porn collection.
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posted on: 12-01-14 @ 2:04 PM

potrostation
That face has been to hell and back.
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posted on: 12-01-14 @ 2:22 PM

realtalks
Don't let dirty sluts sit on your face!
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posted on: 12-01-14 @ 2:38 PM

makeyarise
They didn't forget to dot the i's!!!!
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posted on: 12-01-14 @ 2:42 PM

pinkdildolickr
The aftermath of the Rosie O’Donnell sex tape...
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posted on: 12-01-14 @ 4:15 PM

whobe
Put him on a smoke tower with a Go Pro.
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posted on: 12-01-14 @ 4:41 PM

crackerkiller
he must have seen cockron’s wife necked `
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posted on: 12-01-14 @ 5:00 PM

bobbabooey
Pink beat me to that one.
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posted on: 12-01-14 @ 5:13 PM

kanada
I ball when eye read this story.
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posted on: 12-01-14 @ 5:22 PM

sbohica
I've got some Visine bro! That's gotta b some fire ass herb.
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posted on: 12-01-14 @ 5:40 PM

goodster
EYE can’t see why he thought that would be a good EYEdea!
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posted on: 12-01-14 @ 6:27 PM

spazman
Great now we can pay for this piece of shit to be on welfare the rest of his sorry fucking life.
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posted on: 12-01-14 @ 6:28 PM

truckingman
WTF and how the FUCK did he FUCKED up his MF" EYES??? MF" Bewilded, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 12-01-14 @ 8:02 PM

kanada
It's a schizophrenic women. Used her fingers. Not sure which country.
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posted on: 12-01-14 @ 8:18 PM

bobbabooey
Looks like he saw the last Hunger Games movie too.
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posted on: 12-01-14 @ 10:12 PM

big_jeffrey72
@sbohica you have just earned a +1
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posted on: 12-02-14 @ 1:41 AM

sbohica
Thx BJ. Ur blog was still weird bro...
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posted on: 12-02-14 @ 4:00 AM

rockinron
you shouldnt have stared at the "would you hit it" girls so long buddy!
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posted on: 12-02-14 @ 2:21 PM

misfit_88
Pretty sure this is the dude that copped a water cannon to the face during a protest of some sort. That will learn them hippy bastards to stop whining about irrelevant rubbish and just live.
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posted on: 12-03-14 @ 2:57 AM

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