Self inflicted Event Horizon impression

Holy shit you look worse than the homeless dude that had his face chewed off. I like Event Horizon as much as the next dude but not enough to make the "we don't need eyes where we're going" line work.

21 Comments
  • rockinron December 1, 2014

    in about 4-5 years you'll look back on this and wonder why the fuck you were such a huge fuck tard.

    +3
  • unknownbrain December 1, 2014

    Haha if he can look back into it

    +2
  • longhungwong December 1, 2014

    He must have seen Adam's porn collection.

    +7
  • potrostation December 1, 2014

    That face has been to hell and back.

    +2
  • realtalks December 1, 2014

    Don't let dirty sluts sit on your face!

    +0
  • makeyarise December 1, 2014

    They didn't forget to dot the i's!!!!

    +4
  • pinkdildolickr December 1, 2014

    The aftermath of the Rosie O'Donnell sex tape...

    +6
  • whobe December 1, 2014

    Put him on a smoke tower with a Go Pro.

    +3
  • crackerkiller December 1, 2014

    he must have seen cockron's wife necked `

    -1
  • bobbabooey December 1, 2014

    Pink beat me to that one.

    +2
  • kanada December 1, 2014

    I ball when eye read this story.

    +2
  • sbohica December 1, 2014

    I've got some Visine bro! That's gotta b some fire ass herb.

    +8
  • goodster December 1, 2014

    EYE can't see why he thought that would be a good EYEdea!

    +2
  • spazman December 1, 2014

    Great now we can pay for this piece of shit to be on welfare the rest of his sorry fucking life.

    +0
  • truckingman December 1, 2014

    WTF and how the FUCK did he FUCKED up his MF" EYES???

    MF" Bewilded, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • kanada December 1, 2014

    It's a schizophrenic women. Used her fingers. Not sure which country.

    +2
  • bobbabooey December 1, 2014

    Looks like he saw the last Hunger Games movie too.

    +3
  • big_jeffrey72 December 2, 2014

    @sbohica you have just earned a +1

    +1
  • sbohica December 2, 2014

    Thx BJ. Ur blog was still weird bro...

    +0
  • rockinron December 2, 2014

    you shouldnt have stared at the "would you hit it" girls so long buddy!

    +0
  • misfit_88 December 3, 2014

    Pretty sure this is the dude that copped a water cannon to the face during a protest of some sort.

    That will learn them hippy bastards to stop whining about irrelevant rubbish and just live.

    +0
 
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