Best Seat In The House
Come in, have a seat and relax. Try out my new chair that was just delivered from Africa. It was custom made just for me, but I'll let you try it out. Now take off your pants.
Come in, have a seat and relax. Try out my new chair that was just delivered from Africa. It was custom made just for me, but I'll let you try it out. Now take off your pants.
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That looks like a better chair then my cotton-pickin lazy boy.