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posted by Adam H. on 12/3/2014

That's A Real Emergency

A bum stole an ambulance and drove it to the strip club, you say? That is fucking awesome. As a former EMT myself, I approve of his use of the emergency vehicle. I just hope that he turned on the lights and sirens.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
otakuharakiri
Michigan,...of course.
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posted on: 12-03-14 @ 3:49 PM

vulture
that’s not true he only borrowed it
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posted on: 12-03-14 @ 3:54 PM

2indastink
tramp-tastic.
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posted on: 12-03-14 @ 3:55 PM

fuzzynaval420
Adam, you had to be the worst fucking emt. Taking photos of dead guys and shit.
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posted on: 12-03-14 @ 4:03 PM

truckingman
What The Fuck, did he score some meds from the rig before he hit the strip club???
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posted on: 12-03-14 @ 4:07 PM

bobbabooey
I was in Alabama a few weeks ago and a dude did this so he could get home. The news reporter seemed to blame the crew. Guess what. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO STEAL AMBULANCES!
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posted on: 12-03-14 @ 4:16 PM

rockinron
every since the pontiac silver dome was condemed the detroit lions players have been acting strangely.
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posted on: 12-03-14 @ 4:21 PM

potrostation
There was enough drugs in there to pay for 3 lap dances.
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posted on: 12-03-14 @ 4:36 PM

whobe
I hope he gave all the strippers an IV.
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posted on: 12-03-14 @ 4:45 PM

longhungwong
Using an emergency vehicle to go deliver a stiff one is proper use.
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posted on: 12-03-14 @ 4:59 PM

nybadguy
I would of answered the emergency calls and showed up.
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posted on: 12-03-14 @ 5:07 PM

bigtex
@potrostation, I had no idea that ambulances carried cocaine on board!!
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posted on: 12-03-14 @ 5:23 PM

eat3beans
A lot of bums know what to say to EMT's in order to get the good shit
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posted on: 12-03-14 @ 6:08 PM

truckingman
Bigtex ambulances have stocked oxy, Hillbilly Heron; upper; downer; saditive; ETC... Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 12-03-14 @ 6:34 PM

mccracken
FUCK IT...if you’re gonna do it, do it in style!
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posted on: 12-03-14 @ 6:54 PM

renbo8586
Texas Rigs
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posted on: 12-03-14 @ 10:24 PM

handsomedevil
talk about bumming-a-ride of someone.
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posted on: 12-04-14 @ 7:38 AM

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