When using a circular saw, it's always best to pay attention to what you're doing, and not cut your fingers off. Cutting your fingers off is bad. But it will get you off of work for a couple days.
Fuckin virgin. Doesn't he know that when you give her the tip that you're not supposed to leave it in.
bet once that heals, typing will be a breeze.
These kind of people should have to wear a retard helmet always.
Bet that hurt didn't it.
what ever he was cutting them for I hope he measured correcty
Great thanks to this numb nut there's going to warnings on Jain saws. Handle this end.
Maybe next time you'll measure twice and cut once. Should've invested the $6 for a pair of C-clamps.
You can make a nice little necklace with those fingers.
Measure twice cut once, that's the rule of thumb....
must have been one real nasty bitch you played 2 in the pink 1 in the stink with dude!
The motherfucker of it all is, he still has that fuckin ring finger. Badass story, til all the whores see the ring.
Definitely not my idea of finger food.
Never put your hands in front of saws they BIT LIKE MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!
"Wide Load Wendy" shall not be hand fed said the sign.
Don't drink on the job you could get tipsy
Pay attention to ur vienna sausage cans, might have worked at Hormel.
Guess he never saw the movie "Teeth"
when being a keyboard warrior gets real.
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