Naked Chick on a Lion

This might be the most random of Random Acts of Nakedness. First, how do you get a chick talked into stripping down naked and hopping on a lion? Second, why doesn't the lion just eat her. I'm sure he would't mind a quick snack. Third, what am I going to do with this awkward boner I have now?

27 Comments
  • thesaltine December 6, 2014

    Damn! that's a hairy pussy

    +6
  • realtalks December 6, 2014

    That's one big pussy!

    +3
  • rockinron December 6, 2014

    excuse me, if you're not gonna eat that, can i have it?

    +6
  • whobe December 6, 2014

    I want to see what happens when she sticks it in his face.

    +2
  • thesaltine December 6, 2014

    In russia pussy eats you

    +3
  • croccock December 6, 2014

    Damn simba is moving on up the ladder.

    +2
  • potrostation December 6, 2014

    Bad Photoshop. There is a chunk of her elbow missing. i have nothing funny to add.

    +6
  • mooseknuckle69 December 6, 2014

    Oh god, if i say that bitch is frail and skinny like a detroit tweeker, am i banned? Lol... Oh wait the dumb ho didnt write cs on herself. Im good.

    +1
  • fistermister December 6, 2014

    I wouldn't let I'd let her sit on my back, but I would let her sit on my front.

    +2
  • white_devil December 6, 2014

    She's getting his fur all wet!

    +3
  • eat3beans December 6, 2014

    That lion is going to turn around and have a snack

    +1
  • spinal12 December 6, 2014

    snack between her big cat

    +1
  • crazyvet December 6, 2014

    A better title would be naked chick on a well fed lion.

    +2
  • goodster December 6, 2014

    That's gonna leave a stain!

    +2
  • vulture December 6, 2014

    photoshop

    +1
  • truckingman December 6, 2014

    A pussy on a Pussy...

    +1
  • ouch December 6, 2014

    Meeeeooooowwwwwwwwww

    +2
  • makeyarise December 6, 2014

    Field of dreams...

    +1
  • fuzzynaval420 December 6, 2014

    Photoshopped like a motherfucker

    +1
  • big_daddy305 December 6, 2014

    TASTE THE BEAST!

    +1
  • bobbabooey December 6, 2014

    That's Sigfried and Roy's fantasy, and I'm not talking about the chick.

    +0
  • bigdaddy88 December 6, 2014

    Hakuna matata... means hardcore bestiality.

    +1
  • longhungwong December 6, 2014

    That is one mean pussy and I aint lion!

    +4
  • justvisiting December 6, 2014

    I could do that, too. Just Get that fuckin' lion out of there.

    +2
  • happyjack December 6, 2014

    Worlds largest lion. Speaking of lying what happened to bigtex? Ah nevermind he was probably recently rewarded a big Haliburton contract and has been busy dotting the eyes and crossing the T's.

    +4
  • happyjack December 6, 2014

    ^^^^^Oops dotting the i's .....lol

    +2
  • nybadguy December 7, 2014

    I called the bitch a cougar. But she thought I was lion

    +1
 
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