If you had to order one magazine, and one magazine only, I think Milking Quarterly. Fuck Vanity Fair and Guns Guns Guns. You can learn how Swedish chicks will milk your wang and your prostate. It's a solid read.
Page 2 describes logistics and product uses. Fine skin creams and facial masks..
Ron is interested in the organic Nut Milk article.
That's one of those jobs where it's critical how you dress and how the milk maids present themselves. I prefer being milked by very attractive younger ladies in trim shape - wearing not a lot of clothing.
I bet adam could put these girls out of the job.
@mrlongshot : These girls just milk them. Adam is the taste tester.
as long as the chick milking me isn't a cow, i'm in!
Adam just emailed me. Said it was short lived. He got hired for increasing productivity but then got fired for saliva contamination. Apparently he doesn't even get a paycheck due to him stealing. He only signed a 6 month "do not compete" clause so he may just go into business for himself in the future. His slogan will be just like blue bell ice cream,"we eat all we can, then sell the rest".
That's how swiss cheese is made
I haven't had a good yoldeling in a while.
Well grab my balls and stroke my cock I love me some Swiss miss pigtailed yodeling swedes!
urapnes1701d: Adam is the farmer. +1
They're Swiss so you know their strokes keep perfect timing.
Holy shit, this isn't Kansas anymore!
Confused and bewilder, Robert Hallock
Her pig-tails are about to get curled
A bucket? I thought that was what the low cut cleavage maker was for, catching milk on our jugs
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(A) That's not milk and (B) That's a tranny, not a cow.
I'll have to start planning my next trip to Switzerland.
Jay there Swiss not Swedish! 2 entirely different countries separated by about 1000 miles.
@mykejp Why, planning on jerking off a tranny some time soon?