Finally Got My Subscription

If you had to order one magazine, and one magazine only, I think Milking Quarterly. Fuck Vanity Fair and Guns Guns Guns. You can learn how Swedish chicks will milk your wang and your prostate. It's a solid read.

  • tr0y December 7, 2014

    Page 2 describes logistics and product uses. Fine skin creams and facial masks..

  • urapnes1701d December 7, 2014

    Ron is interested in the organic Nut Milk article.

  • xizang December 7, 2014

    That's one of those jobs where it's critical how you dress and how the milk maids present themselves. I prefer being milked by very attractive younger ladies in trim shape - wearing not a lot of clothing.

  • mrlongshot December 7, 2014

    I bet adam could put these girls out of the job.

  • urapnes1701d December 7, 2014

    @mrlongshot : These girls just milk them. Adam is the taste tester.

  • rockinron December 7, 2014

    as long as the chick milking me isn't a cow, i'm in!

  • mrlongshot December 7, 2014

    Adam just emailed me. Said it was short lived. He got hired for increasing productivity but then got fired for saliva contamination. Apparently he doesn't even get a paycheck due to him stealing. He only signed a 6 month "do not compete" clause so he may just go into business for himself in the future. His slogan will be just like blue bell ice cream,"we eat all we can, then sell the rest".

  • thesaltine December 7, 2014

    That's how swiss cheese is made

  • kanada December 7, 2014

    I haven't had a good yoldeling in a while.

  • realtalks December 7, 2014

    Well grab my balls and stroke my cock I love me some Swiss miss pigtailed yodeling swedes!

  • potrostation December 7, 2014

    urapnes1701d: Adam is the farmer. +1

  • longhungwong December 7, 2014

    They're Swiss so you know their strokes keep perfect timing.

  • pussysurveyor December 7, 2014

    Holy shit, this isn't Kansas anymore!

  • truckingman December 7, 2014


    Confused and bewilder, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

  • eat3beans December 7, 2014

    Her pig-tails are about to get curled

  • fuckybrained December 7, 2014

    A bucket? I thought that was what the low cut cleavage maker was for, catching milk on our jugs

  • ouch December 7, 2014

    I'm a V.I.P Subscriber

  • bobbabooey December 7, 2014

    (A) That's not milk and (B) That's a tranny, not a cow.

  • mykejp December 7, 2014

    I'll have to start planning my next trip to Switzerland.

  • englishgent December 7, 2014

    Jay there Swiss not Swedish! 2 entirely different countries separated by about 1000 miles.

  • bobbabooey December 8, 2014

    @mykejp Why, planning on jerking off a tranny some time soon?

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