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posted by Jay D. on 12/7/2014

Finally Got My Subscription

If you had to order one magazine, and one magazine only, I think Milking Quarterly. Fuck Vanity Fair and Guns Guns Guns. You can learn how Swedish chicks will milk your wang and your prostate. It's a solid read.
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tr0y
Page 2 describes logistics and product uses. Fine skin creams and facial masks..
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posted on: 12-07-14 @ 12:28 PM

urapnes1701d
Ron is interested in the organic Nut Milk article.
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posted on: 12-07-14 @ 12:41 PM

xizang
That’s one of those jobs where it’s critical how you dress and how the milk maids present themselves. I prefer being milked by very attractive younger ladies in trim shape - wearing not a lot of clothing.
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posted on: 12-07-14 @ 12:41 PM

mrlongshot
I bet adam could put these girls out of the job.
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posted on: 12-07-14 @ 12:44 PM

urapnes1701d
+16
@mrlongshot : These girls just milk them. Adam is the taste tester.
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posted on: 12-07-14 @ 12:52 PM

rockinron
as long as the chick milking me isn’t a cow, i’m in!
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posted on: 12-07-14 @ 12:59 PM

mrlongshot
+10
Adam just emailed me. Said it was short lived. He got hired for increasing productivity but then got fired for saliva contamination. Apparently he doesn't even get a paycheck due to him stealing. He only signed a 6 month "do not compete" clause so he may just go into business for himself in the future. His slogan will be just like blue bell ice cream,"we eat all we can, then sell the rest".
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posted on: 12-07-14 @ 1:06 PM

thesaltine
That's how swiss cheese is made
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posted on: 12-07-14 @ 1:15 PM

kanada
I haven't had a good yoldeling in a while.
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posted on: 12-07-14 @ 1:24 PM

realtalks
Well grab my balls and stroke my cock I love me some Swiss miss pigtailed yodeling swedes!
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posted on: 12-07-14 @ 1:43 PM

potrostation
urapnes1701d: Adam is the farmer. +1
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posted on: 12-07-14 @ 3:22 PM

longhungwong
They’re Swiss so you know their strokes keep perfect timing.
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posted on: 12-07-14 @ 3:30 PM

pussysurveyor
Holy shit, this isn’t Kansas anymore!
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posted on: 12-07-14 @ 4:09 PM

truckingman
WTMF"BF??? Confused and bewilder, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 12-07-14 @ 4:18 PM

eat3beans
Her pig-tails are about to get curled
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posted on: 12-07-14 @ 5:14 PM

fuckybrained
A bucket? I thought that was what the low cut cleavage maker was for, catching milk on our jugs
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posted on: 12-07-14 @ 5:22 PM

ouch
I’m a V.I.P Subscriber
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posted on: 12-07-14 @ 6:04 PM

bobbabooey
(A) That's not milk and (B) That's a tranny, not a cow.
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posted on: 12-07-14 @ 6:33 PM

mykejp
I'll have to start planning my next trip to Switzerland.
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posted on: 12-07-14 @ 6:37 PM

englishgent
Jay there Swiss not Swedish! 2 entirely different countries separated by about 1000 miles.
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posted on: 12-07-14 @ 7:18 PM

bobbabooey
@mykejp Why, planning on jerking off a tranny some time soon?
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posted on: 12-08-14 @ 2:40 PM

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