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posted by Adam H. on 12/10/2014

Professional Dicks

A name like Dick Strong just sounds powerful, and when it comes to representing your ass in court, I'm sure he'll get you off. And if you're looking for a new doctor, BJ Hardick blows the competition away.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
nybadguy
That Dr isn't giving me a physical. Fuck that.
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posted on: 12-10-14 @ 12:21 PM

crazyvet
Thanks to a shitload of money and Viagra, these two guys have kept me going for a lifetime.
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posted on: 12-10-14 @ 12:37 PM

fistermister
What a couple of dicks.
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posted on: 12-10-14 @ 12:48 PM

bobbabooey
I guess 844-WHISKEY-DICK had too many digits.
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posted on: 12-10-14 @ 12:53 PM

vulture
I know and have met a load of dicks in my time
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posted on: 12-10-14 @ 1:36 PM

rockinron
that lawyer really is a dick.
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posted on: 12-10-14 @ 2:03 PM

2indastink
I know somebody called Mike Hock.
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posted on: 12-10-14 @ 2:06 PM

potrostation
Dr. Rape the pediatrician has them all beat.
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posted on: 12-10-14 @ 2:14 PM

eat3beans
You're gonna get the long dick of the law
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posted on: 12-10-14 @ 2:21 PM

fuzzynaval420
Come on down to Hardicks office, half off prostate exams all week.
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posted on: 12-10-14 @ 2:47 PM

realtalks
They should combine practices and call it Strong Hardick
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posted on: 12-10-14 @ 4:38 PM

boobles
Mmmmm.... The naughty thoughts I have going on right now......
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posted on: 12-10-14 @ 4:43 PM

truckingman
That’s MF" Fucked up. It sucks to have those Shitty names.... LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 12-10-14 @ 5:21 PM

kanada
I guess my real name doesn't sound so bad... Peter Willy Small.
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posted on: 12-10-14 @ 6:10 PM

sbohica
I hope the parents remember who decides which nursing homes they will die in!!
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posted on: 12-10-14 @ 6:15 PM

longhungwong
Dr. Hardick is a psychiatrist who loves to "analyze" his patience sincere care.
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posted on: 12-10-14 @ 7:11 PM

longhungwong
^^ patients dammit
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posted on: 12-10-14 @ 7:55 PM

bigtex
@truckingman, it would suck to have a name like that, or like Bob Hallcock!!
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posted on: 12-10-14 @ 9:26 PM

bigtex
FYI, that was just for the sake of humor, truckingman!!
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posted on: 12-10-14 @ 9:29 PM

truckingman
@bigtex: I am glad I do not have that NAME... Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 12-10-14 @ 9:31 PM

truckingman
I know Bigtex. Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 12-10-14 @ 9:33 PM

goodster
@boobles,,, WELL,,, You should video those thoughts,(in high def) and send them in to CS. It’s not good to repress feelings like that.
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posted on: 12-10-14 @ 9:46 PM

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