Paul is pulling out all the stops so his girl will the go ahead for some dick in butt action. The bitch loves Papa John's, so he surprised her with some tasty cheese sticks. Now spread those cheeks woman. But do it before you eat to avoid a blowout.
Pizza isnt the way to go. get her drunk
She must be white trash ... It would take a hell of a lot more than cheesy bread sticks to get in my girls ass
I'm guessing that the gas station was all out of roses.
You are assuming that pizza isn't for Jack?
This is how you get anal from a "Would you hit it" chick.
Damn, what would the bitch do for a steak.
So this is before he got out the camera and filmed his finger red lining it up the stairs.
he needs a bottle of wine or 2 to get the job done
you just wasted $20 on a shitty pizza when you could've spent it on a whore and got a shitty cock.
i bet the pizza taste like shit.
Make sure she showers really good before anal- I've had some pretty nasty shit mashed all over my dick. At least going in from the front you know what you're getting into- blood clots, green slime, white slime... random dibree
Paul is Adam's pizza delivery Guy.
That's a gamble. I would've just ate the cheese sticks myself and settled for pussy.
Papa John's cheese bread is good but I dont think its anal good.
She or he is either really fat or really cheap!
@eat3beans... Fuck knows who you're boning with a sludge vag like that!!!
A peasce offering. It might work...
I ment "a peace offering."
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
Anal on pizza night. Trust me, not a good idea.
My neighbors wife is like a little ceasar's pizza... hot and ready, and a cheesy sausage lover.
If this is all it takes then I'll buy two just to seal the deal. With extra dipping sauce.
That is one cheap easy bitch if it works...or Pauls got balls of steel and confidence for miles.
At least they're not a sack of White Castle burgers.
How about a bag of Funyuns for a blow job then?
Homos are so romantic