Soaking In Surge

Do you remember Surge? It was that shitty soda that Coca-Cola introduced in the 90's to compete with Mountain Dew. It also probably had the stupidest commercials ever for a soda. But if you ever wondered what happened to it, I think I found the answer. Thirsty yet?

17 Comments
  • bobbabooey December 11, 2014

    He's bathing in Surge because it's cheaper than having a hooker pee on you but gives you the same amount of shame. Oh, and it tastes the same.

    +1
  • wombatbytes December 11, 2014

    How many of those cans are up his arse? Judging by the look on his face I'm guessing a 6-pack, minimum.

    +1
  • fistermister December 11, 2014

    I can't figure out who's is more gay, the guy in the tub or the guy taking the picture.

    +2
  • longhungwong December 11, 2014

    He's getting a rush out of that surge.

    +2
  • bobbabooey December 11, 2014

    As gay as bathing in a tub of semen but at a fraction of the price.

    +2
  • rockinron December 11, 2014

    i remember when i was a dumb fuck many years ago, don't worry buddy you'll grow outta it.

    +2
  • sirfartsalot December 11, 2014

    Adam sharing date night pics again?

    +4
  • potrostation December 11, 2014

    Surge really messed up that Guy's dick.

    +1
  • eat3beans December 11, 2014

    If that were beer cans it would be not Crazyshit. It would be normal

    +2
  • madkraze December 11, 2014

    Why in the fuck would you waste that shit

    +2
  • nybadguy December 11, 2014

    I'd hate to see what he would do with a few jolt cans.

    +3
  • kanada December 11, 2014

    Oh you can get surge soda on amazon.

    +1
  • truckingman December 11, 2014

    Wasn't that stuff banned in 98' because it kills your knats???

    +0
  • goodster December 11, 2014

    Someone really did a real shitty job tiling that wall,as well as chalking it. Never hire your friends all hopped up on SURGE to do your remodeling!

    +2
  • handsomedevil December 12, 2014

    even still, a surge out of that tub or a mountain dew from god's hand is still a matter debate.

    +0
  • mykejp December 12, 2014

    Surge will give you a blurry penis.

    +1
  • breakfastblunt December 15, 2014

    Surge was the shit you nignogs.

    +0
 
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