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posted by Adam H. on 12/14/2014

Got My First Deer Of The Season

I wonder if he needs a hunting license to keep that deer and make some venison jerky. He's already got half of it loaded up. That fucker sure did a number on his truck though. I'm guessing it was a Russian deer by the way it crossed the street.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
fuzzynaval420
Looks like someone puked on the back window.
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posted on: 12-14-14 @ 2:01 PM

spazman
Can’t beat that, She’s already gutted.
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posted on: 12-14-14 @ 2:05 PM

vulture
if there’s a choice i’ll have the shoulders it wont taste of piss
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posted on: 12-14-14 @ 2:06 PM

longhungwong
Oh deer!... Somebody’s insurance premium will go up!
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posted on: 12-14-14 @ 2:06 PM

crazyvet
It is a hell of a lot cheaper to hunt deer with a rifle.
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posted on: 12-14-14 @ 2:13 PM

xizang
Somebody call the game warden. I don’t think this guy has a hunting license.
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posted on: 12-14-14 @ 2:19 PM

mooseknuckle69
Looks like the deers intestines exploded shit all over his window, along with blood.
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posted on: 12-14-14 @ 2:24 PM

goodster
In Mass all he’d have to do was ask the Game Warden for permission to keep it as road kill.
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posted on: 12-14-14 @ 2:26 PM

potrostation
Strap a rifle to the grill and that deer won’t come with in 100 yard of the truck.
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posted on: 12-14-14 @ 2:29 PM

burlyfish
looks like it is all ready field dressed No gutting that baby out.
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posted on: 12-14-14 @ 2:39 PM

kanada
Bammmmmmmmbi.
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posted on: 12-14-14 @ 2:42 PM

gaggmaggot
Russian deer lol..wheres the dash cam video?
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posted on: 12-14-14 @ 3:00 PM

loulou
It looks like the deer’s ass exploded all over the window.
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posted on: 12-14-14 @ 4:44 PM

eat3beans
You gotta set up a good bumper if you live in deer highway. Good score too
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posted on: 12-14-14 @ 5:24 PM

thesaltine
After his mothers death, bambi went to pieces
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posted on: 12-14-14 @ 6:05 PM

truckingman
Deer can MF" KILL, Bitchess... Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 12-14-14 @ 6:33 PM

corruptedsob
The deer's ass remind me of my utility bills , they gone right through the roof.
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posted on: 12-14-14 @ 6:33 PM

kanada
When you attach a deer whilst device to your vehicle make sure you don't put it on backwards.
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posted on: 12-14-14 @ 6:47 PM

rockinron
well thats the first one of santas flying deer to be killed this year. he never touched the hood or the bumper of that tall ass truck!
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posted on: 12-14-14 @ 6:57 PM

justvisiting
That’s what happens when you let a fucking deer drive your truck.
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posted on: 12-14-14 @ 7:12 PM

dracos
the deer was playing chicken with the truck ,but had to split cause it was full of shit
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posted on: 12-14-14 @ 8:12 PM

handsomedevil
the driver said he looked like a russian caught in the headlights.
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posted on: 12-14-14 @ 8:47 PM

dullfeathers
Take the front home and wedge it in the snow, put a red buld on it's nose, light it up and celibate your new $400 a month insurance payments.
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posted on: 12-14-14 @ 10:12 PM

breakfastblunt
You mean "first half of a deer this season"
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posted on: 12-14-14 @ 11:41 PM

bobbabooey
Maybe they'll serve venison at the wake.
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posted on: 12-15-14 @ 10:40 AM

fudgefluffs
its all good.its only a GMC
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posted on: 12-15-14 @ 1:13 PM

magnus
nice coment fudgefluffs......
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posted on: 12-16-14 @ 7:30 AM

bigtommohawk
Judged solely on street crossing skills, this deer was clearly Chinese
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posted on: 12-16-14 @ 10:45 AM

gangstakiller
the only thing better was if the driver got a hoof through the heart....and we got a picture of that. unfortunately the driver probably lived....ah well i guess there is always hope.
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posted on: 12-16-14 @ 10:22 PM

t6688846993
Why did the Russian deer cross the road? To stop that stupid capitalist American from driving his POS domestic truck. That's why
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posted on: 12-17-14 @ 7:42 PM

dozer67
For sale GMC Truck and Deer... 1/2 off.
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posted on: 12-18-14 @ 9:25 PM

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