A Whole Lotta Animal Semen

This guy must get his animal semen at Costco. A whole lot of hand jobs must have went in to milking all that cum out of the horses or bulls or whatever they had to jack off to get tank full of jizz. Better hope that lid is on tight.

28 Comments
  • bobbabooey December 16, 2014

    After awhile, this is jut how you start to see your wife.

    +9
  • thesaltine December 16, 2014

    He takes shots of it for breakfast

    +3
  • jlm77 December 16, 2014

    I'm pretty sure that came out of whale blubber

    -2
  • bobbabooey December 16, 2014

    Looks like jerking off livestock is a full time job.

    +4
  • woozlewuzzle December 16, 2014

    I can beat that.

    +2
  • picklehiesner December 16, 2014

    What flavor is that ?

    +3
  • bigtex December 16, 2014

    Going to cash in at the local sperm bank!!

    +1
  • bobbabooey December 16, 2014

    This car belongs to that chick getting punched in the gut by her boyfriend.

    +0
  • keefchief December 16, 2014

    doomsday preppers.

    +3
  • longhungwong December 16, 2014

    Not quite the animal seed farmer joe was expecting.

    +3
  • poonpirate December 16, 2014

    I think it's pretty cool Adam posted a pic of his personal stash just one ? How long do you let it age? B4 it's good to go

    +6
  • potrostation December 16, 2014

    Please say he's going to an airport.

    +2
  • hammerdown December 16, 2014

    wonder how many screw ups happened before they started labeling it .

    +9
  • bobbabooey December 16, 2014

    My wife's sister lost weight since the last time I saw her.

    +2
  • bigtex December 16, 2014

    Probably stuffed full of cocaine instead!!

    +4
  • cellule December 16, 2014

    Sorry I was driving a little fast, M. Officer, but the future of your kind is on the back seat, see...

    +0
  • rockinron December 16, 2014

    bring a little snack back from florida jay? or is it a christmas present for adam?

    +7
  • xizang December 16, 2014

    That big can is actually a liquid nitrogen container. Inside is another pressure vessel with 'straws' of semen for artificial insemination. But you would know that if you were a rancher and raised cattle.

    +1
  • eat3beans December 16, 2014

    That's Crackerkiller's hydration pack

    +8
  • matv December 16, 2014

    hey...what's gray & comes in quarts?...an elephant

    +3
  • kanada December 16, 2014

    Crazyshit Christmas party is going to have a keg this year.

    +3
  • vulture December 16, 2014

    most cars have semen on the back seat

    +1
  • solidbriscoe December 16, 2014

    Brown animal semen? I'd make a racist joke, but I don't give a fuck.

    -1
  • truckingman December 16, 2014

    Ten to twenty Vials of Animal Semen in a giant Cryogenic Cylinder. You do not want to pour the Liquid Nitrogen in the cylinder that Shit well Freeze YOUR MF" HEAD SOILD BITCHESS...

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +1
  • solidbriscoe December 16, 2014

    Wait...

    +2
  • goodster December 16, 2014

    I see Adam has secured the mixer for his holiday cocktails!

    +2
  • fistermister December 16, 2014

    Ya I filled that bucket in a week,........ Next week I'm gonna think about Tyler Swift!!!!!!!!!

    +1
  • handsomedevil December 17, 2014

    kegger @ ron's

    +4
 
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