This guy must get his animal semen at Costco. A whole lot of hand jobs must have went in to milking all that cum out of the horses or bulls or whatever they had to jack off to get tank full of jizz. Better hope that lid is on tight.
After awhile, this is jut how you start to see your wife.
He takes shots of it for breakfast
I'm pretty sure that came out of whale blubber
Looks like jerking off livestock is a full time job.
I can beat that.
What flavor is that ?
Going to cash in at the local sperm bank!!
This car belongs to that chick getting punched in the gut by her boyfriend.
Not quite the animal seed farmer joe was expecting.
I think it's pretty cool Adam posted a pic of his personal stash just one ? How long do you let it age? B4 it's good to go
Please say he's going to an airport.
wonder how many screw ups happened before they started labeling it .
My wife's sister lost weight since the last time I saw her.
Probably stuffed full of cocaine instead!!
Sorry I was driving a little fast, M. Officer, but the future of your kind is on the back seat, see...
bring a little snack back from florida jay? or is it a christmas present for adam?
That big can is actually a liquid nitrogen container. Inside is another pressure vessel with 'straws' of semen for artificial insemination. But you would know that if you were a rancher and raised cattle.
That's Crackerkiller's hydration pack
hey...what's gray & comes in quarts?...an elephant
Crazyshit Christmas party is going to have a keg this year.
most cars have semen on the back seat
Brown animal semen? I'd make a racist joke, but I don't give a fuck.
Ten to twenty Vials of Animal Semen in a giant Cryogenic Cylinder. You do not want to pour the Liquid Nitrogen in the cylinder that Shit well Freeze YOUR MF" HEAD SOILD BITCHESS...
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
I see Adam has secured the mixer for his holiday cocktails!
Ya I filled that bucket in a week,........ Next week I'm gonna think about Tyler Swift!!!!!!!!!
kegger @ ron's