This will be a nice picture for the kid to have of his parents when he's all grown up. I think the fetus is about to get his first puff of a cigarette once Pops sticks it in her muff.
I'd still fuck her.
She had to attend her grandmother's funeral before her shift at the strip club.
She's smoking for two now.
Eh? Rewind 43 years and it's my parents.
what a pair of wasters
Step brother and step sister maybe?
gotta have fun with those big tits while ya can man...
More than a hand full is a waste? Bullshit!
Divorce in 2 yrs, mother becomes stripper, dad commits suicide, vicious cycle continues.
..and you're not even the father!!
well at least she set her beer down for the picture
Little does this guy know that she's really carrying Bigtex's baby. Bigtex drove past them on the freeway in one of his fancy cars and winked at her. She was soaking wet and impregnated within seconds. (Partial credit to Adam for this joke)
Kid will grow up to ask them on very simple and serious question.... dad where was your mullet?
poor kids gona be born addicted to cool's and have little dents in his forehead from daddy's pull toy
Jays showing pictures of his Florida trip?
Mommy??? Where's Daddy now???
Love is in the air.
What an asshole who would leave a beer on the fence like that it's gunna spilll
redneck family portrait (brother & sister)
In about forty years they'll both be on the news due to their death from locking themselves inside a car for 15 hours!!
i love preggo bitches. the horniest women on the earth. some of the most savage sex that i have ever entertained in my young years were yielded from the person of a woman with child. pussy is hot like fire, son. real men know about preggo sluts.
He'll shit bricks when the kid comes out black.
@handsomedevil best sex i had with my x was when she was pregnant
take away the fag so the kid doesn't get second hand smoke, and put that cigarette out bwahahaha
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