Worst Night of my life

While in Florida for the weekend, I went out for a few drinks. If any of you know me, a few drinks means about 10 beers and 4-5 shots of tequila. Well, this is the last thing I remember before blacking out. Now my asshole hurts, and my dick has all the skin rubbed off it. Worst part, is my mouth tastes like I liked a litter box. Please someone, put me out of my misery.

28 Comments
  • loulou December 19, 2014

    If someone tells you to eat shit and die it sounds like you have already accomplished half of that.

    +2
  • lobster December 19, 2014

    Must have been fun with all three of those women

    +1
  • sirfartsalot December 19, 2014

    Must be Rocky Horror night at the crazy shit office.

    +2
  • thesaltine December 19, 2014

    I just threw up a lil bit

    +1
  • rockinron December 19, 2014

    i just threw up alot!! and the thing i wanna know is, how does jay know what a litter box tastes like?

    +4
  • gabryl December 19, 2014

    ICP has fucked the world up

    +2
  • thesaltine December 19, 2014

    @ron this ain't his first fugly rodeo

    +2
  • cellule December 19, 2014

    Obviously something went wrong somewhere...

    +2
  • boney1 December 19, 2014

    sooooo, its a guy thats a girl and a girl thats a guy and a fugly bitch with pink hair?

    +1
  • bobbabooey December 19, 2014

    This year's prom was held at a Slipknot concert.

    +1
  • ouch December 19, 2014

    That will teach you for hanging out with ouch.

    +2
  • realtalks December 19, 2014

    If your asshole hurts after drinking Jay, you're doing it wrong....

    +1
  • keefchief December 19, 2014

    Nothing.

    +2
  • nybadguy December 19, 2014

    Look at that fat chubby thing holding its crotch. Ain't that some shit. Haha

    +1
  • cthulu December 19, 2014

    These bitches look straight from jolly ol' Britain

    +0
  • kanada December 19, 2014

    They're creepy and they're kooky. Mysterious and spooky. They're altogether ooky. Adams family.

    +1
  • longhungwong December 19, 2014

    They're heading out to this house to party:

    http://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/pics/45278-dildo-club-is-now-in-session

    +1
  • bobbabooey December 19, 2014

    Is that Greg Brady in the middle?

    +1
  • picklehiesner December 19, 2014

    I like the leather bra with the nipple ring holes ... Just not on her

    +2
  • vaticider December 19, 2014

    That shot would of made me A-sexual in a heartbeat.

    +1
  • truckingman December 19, 2014

    FUCK, HELL NO!!!!

    +0
  • potrostation December 19, 2014

    Jay's new neighbors the Van Dikes

    +1
  • sbohica December 19, 2014

    @ouch, u silly devil u! Next time, get from behind the camera and join ur groupies!!! Pow pow pow, u naughty sinner..

    +2
  • thumpingurmom December 19, 2014

    Do these outfits make us look fat?

    +2
  • dullfeathers December 20, 2014

    I think Mom took that picture to send to Dad as a suicide note.

    +1
  • darkmadness December 20, 2014

    Kill it with fire before it lays eggs!

    +1
  • handsomedevil December 20, 2014

    bruce vilanchi, john lithgow and chaz bono send their warmest heartfelt season's greetings.

    +1
  • bennyboy19 December 20, 2014

    The one on the left is a lady, the others, i dont know...

    +1
 
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