While in Florida for the weekend, I went out for a few drinks. If any of you know me, a few drinks means about 10 beers and 4-5 shots of tequila. Well, this is the last thing I remember before blacking out. Now my asshole hurts, and my dick has all the skin rubbed off it. Worst part, is my mouth tastes like I liked a litter box. Please someone, put me out of my misery.