A spirit-ual poem

Ok so we know two things about this liquor store. Walt Whitman doesn't work here, and I have the urge to become an alcoholic upon the signs command for some reason.

18 Comments
  • 2indastink December 22, 2014

    .......and fuck donkeys.

    +2
  • rockinron December 22, 2014

    ......and hump wound pussy

    +2
  • azzholee December 22, 2014

    are you cheating on your goats, again, 2indastink

    +4
  • azzholee December 22, 2014

    i dont think you can pay alimony for the entire herd if they decide to divorce you

    +3
  • fuzzynaval420 December 22, 2014

    It is whiskey season.

    +1
  • longhungwong December 22, 2014

    Poetry you can live by...

    +4
  • cheshiregrin December 22, 2014

    Sure thing...Lend me some money first.

    +1
  • realtalks December 22, 2014

    Hey 2inda and rockinron, what if the donkey has some wound pussy? Would you both go in on a 3some with the donkey....

    +4
  • assmasterson December 22, 2014

    A Crazyshit employee knows the name of a major literary figure? The apocalypse is nigh.

    +5
  • kanada December 22, 2014

    Roses' are red, Jays a cock. Big Jeff likes to swallow Adams cock-snot.

    +3
  • mykejp December 22, 2014

    I'll drink to that!

    +2
  • truckingman December 22, 2014

    And get Fucked Tonight!!!

    +0
  • englishgent December 22, 2014

    It's actually not true. A turtle could indeed be red, one could paint it or smash it with a brick.

    +2
  • dullfeathers December 22, 2014

    I had a comment to mention but i have seemed to have forgot....fucking whiskey!

    +2
  • okie December 23, 2014

    Wrong

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jXJE5NFaV1o/TZVRjDYqOeI/AAAAAAAAAFM/aT5Dxh0QuKU/s1600/sea-turtle-red.jpg

    +0
  • cellule December 23, 2014

    The russian version reads "vodka" instead of "red, not & whiskey".

    +0
  • matv December 23, 2014

    roses are dead, the turtle is too. eat and/or drink til ya fall over

    +0
  • breakfastblunt December 25, 2014

    I'd fuck that sign.

    +0
 
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