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posted by Big Jeff on 12/22/2014

A Spirit-ual Poem

Ok so we know two things about this liquor store. Walt Whitman doesn't work here, and I have the urge to become an alcoholic upon the signs command for some reason.
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Silly Signs


Triple BJ went horribly wrong

Beach and Pussy = WIN

Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

#BlackCocksMatter

She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
2indastink
.......and fuck donkeys.
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posted on: 12-22-14 @ 1:14 PM

rockinron
......and hump wound pussy
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posted on: 12-22-14 @ 1:22 PM

azzholee
are you cheating on your goats, again, 2indastink
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posted on: 12-22-14 @ 1:27 PM

azzholee
i dont think you can pay alimony for the entire herd if they decide to divorce you
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posted on: 12-22-14 @ 1:27 PM

fuzzynaval420
It is whiskey season.
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posted on: 12-22-14 @ 1:35 PM

longhungwong
Poetry you can live by...
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posted on: 12-22-14 @ 1:59 PM

cheshiregrin
Sure thing...Lend me some money first.
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posted on: 12-22-14 @ 2:38 PM

realtalks
Hey 2inda and rockinron, what if the donkey has some wound pussy? Would you both go in on a 3some with the donkey....
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posted on: 12-22-14 @ 3:30 PM

assmasterson
A Crazyshit employee knows the name of a major literary figure? The apocalypse is nigh.
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posted on: 12-22-14 @ 3:57 PM

kanada
Roses' are red, Jays a cock. Big Jeff likes to swallow Adams cock-snot.
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posted on: 12-22-14 @ 4:20 PM

mykejp
I'll drink to that!
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posted on: 12-22-14 @ 5:23 PM

truckingman
And get Fucked Tonight!!!
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posted on: 12-22-14 @ 8:23 PM

englishgent
It’s actually not true. A turtle could indeed be red, one could paint it or smash it with a brick.
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posted on: 12-22-14 @ 9:47 PM

dullfeathers
I had a comment to mention but i have seemed to have forgot....fucking whiskey!
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posted on: 12-22-14 @ 10:30 PM

okie
Wrong 4.bp.blogspot.com/-jXJE5NFaV1o/TZVRjDYqOeI/AAAAAAAAAFM/aT5Dxh0QuKU/s1600/sea-turtle-red.jpg
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posted on: 12-22-14 @ 11:11 PM

cellule
The russian version reads "vodka" instead of "red, not & whiskey".
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posted on: 12-23-14 @ 2:07 AM

matv
roses are dead, the turtle is too. eat and/or drink til ya fall over
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posted on: 12-23-14 @ 8:08 AM

breakfastblunt
I'd fuck that sign.
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posted on: 12-25-14 @ 4:55 AM

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