Ok so we know two things about this liquor store. Walt Whitman doesn't work here, and I have the urge to become an alcoholic upon the signs command for some reason.
.......and fuck donkeys.
......and hump wound pussy
are you cheating on your goats, again, 2indastink
i dont think you can pay alimony for the entire herd if they decide to divorce you
It is whiskey season.
Poetry you can live by...
Sure thing...Lend me some money first.
Hey 2inda and rockinron, what if the donkey has some wound pussy? Would you both go in on a 3some with the donkey....
A Crazyshit employee knows the name of a major literary figure? The apocalypse is nigh.
Roses' are red, Jays a cock. Big Jeff likes to swallow Adams cock-snot.
I'll drink to that!
And get Fucked Tonight!!!
It's actually not true. A turtle could indeed be red, one could paint it or smash it with a brick.
I had a comment to mention but i have seemed to have forgot....fucking whiskey!
The russian version reads "vodka" instead of "red, not & whiskey".
roses are dead, the turtle is too. eat and/or drink til ya fall over
I'd fuck that sign.