I Think That Goes Without Saying

Of course I'm going to present my octopus. What kind of person do they think I am that I would just walk in their place and keep my octopus tucked away and hidden? I'm a little offended that they would assume I have to be told something this obvious. Fucking Asians.

14 Comments
  • bobbabooey December 24, 2014

    Please see last week's GIF for additional details

    +2
  • chupamiverga December 24, 2014

    adam in your case it would be just present your puss.

    +3
  • bobbabooey December 24, 2014

    I banged a girl with that same chinese writing above her ass.

    +0
  • realtalks December 24, 2014

    I don't think the girl from last week can since most likely it's stuck up her ass

    +1
  • rockinron December 24, 2014

    so if my octopus is up the old ladys ass, can i just show you some shit?

    +1
  • cellule December 24, 2014

    Every reason is good to stare at asian women's slit.

    +1
  • potrostation December 24, 2014

    The sign below it reads we will no longer cook your furry pets. Aquatic, ok.

    -1
  • justvisiting December 24, 2014

    Octopus is a Chinese debit card.

    +1
  • assmasterson December 24, 2014

    Poor translation. It's actually a Secret Santa sex toy party.

    +1
  • longhungwong December 24, 2014

    Would you settle for a long fat tentacle its all I got?

    +2
  • handsomedevil December 24, 2014

    asian gloryhole

    +0
  • el_chingon December 24, 2014

    That's what happens when Asians learn their English from James Bond movies.

    +1
  • truckingman December 24, 2014

    I send this Shit in...

    +0
  • assmasterson December 24, 2014

    @el_chingon: Wouldn't that make it, "Please present your Octopussy"?

    +2
 
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