The Concert Kinda Blew

We went to a concert last night and I have to say that the concert really blew. I mean, the singing was ok, and there was a lot of crazy dancing. But when they brought out the big dick, and starting hosing mother fuckers down. That's when it went south for me. I got hit with about two gallons of spooge. Let me tell you, I haven't been able to get the stains off my shirt.

21 Comments
  • jlm77 December 26, 2014

    genius pure genius

    +1
  • cellule December 26, 2014

    Rammstein. If only you guys could understand (translate..) their lyrics..

    +4
  • fuzzynaval420 December 26, 2014

    Beautiful. If I didn't play in such a shitty broke ass band I'd do this too.

    +2
  • vulture December 26, 2014

    I wonder how many swallowed

    +4
  • longhungwong December 26, 2014

    I usually get yelled at for spooging on people must rock to get paid for it and have people cheer you on

    +3
  • solidbriscoe December 26, 2014

    Romschteen...

    +2
  • potrostation December 26, 2014

    Remember in the good old days when you only had to worry about fire at a Rammstein concert? Sigh. He might as well open for Lady Ga Ga.

    +4
  • bigtex December 26, 2014

    Unfortunately for him if you were to scale it down he'd have about a 2 1/2 inch dick!!

    +1
  • rockinron December 26, 2014

    when they play in Rome they put a condom on it.

    +2
  • rockinron December 26, 2014

    eat you hearts out freddie mercury and elton john!!

    +3
  • solidbriscoe December 26, 2014

    Give me GG Allin any day.

    +1
  • truckingman December 26, 2014

    WHAT IN THE MOTHER FUCKING BLUE FUCK IS THAT MOTHER FUCKING SHIT?

    DISGUSTED, ..............

    -1
  • bobbabooey December 26, 2014

    Justin Bieber is giving his male fans what they want.

    +4
  • vaticider December 26, 2014

    And hes been shitting cum all day.

    +1
  • burlyfish December 26, 2014

    That's all ready been done.... the lame mother fuckers are ripping off GWAR.

    +2
  • fuckybrained December 26, 2014

    There has to be easier ways to give people AIDS

    +2
  • englishgent December 26, 2014

    I must be getting old, I prefer proper music and musicians not this childish shite.

    +3
  • mykejp December 26, 2014

    I wonder how much it cost to make the world's biggest money shot?

    +1
  • sbohica December 27, 2014

    How much lube did u pack for urself jay??? That's a hell of a spread for ur bubble ass!

    +3
  • eldiablo December 27, 2014

    Concerts in San Francisco blow dick.

    +1
  • darkmadness December 27, 2014

    That's must be in Sacramento, Nation of big sacks.

    +0
 
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