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posted by Jay D. on 1/1/2015

New Years Eve Mistake Number One

We all know how it goes. You donít want to be alone on New Years Eve, so you go out to the bar, have some shots, drink some drinks. Then all of the sudden, some chick starts talking to you. You think awesome, we are hitting it off really well, but I am kinda drunk. I hope this turns out awesome. Midnight strikes, and you guys kiss. One thing leads to another, and itís a great night. Only problem is, you wake up to this. Suicide my friend is the only option.
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WTF


Triple BJ went horribly wrong

Beach and Pussy = WIN

Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

#BlackCocksMatter

She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
mrbpp
OMG! I think I fucked her last night .... Damn You Tequila!!!
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 1:00 PM

vulture
shes looking for anything with a white stick
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 1:02 PM

fulmerino
I’m more than a lil confused... What happened?
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 1:06 PM

lick-yer-clit
been there done that getting my eyes tested tomorrow
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 1:07 PM

pizzapie
It escaped from the zoo
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 1:12 PM

cellule
And it has even more tricks in it’s bag.
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 1:24 PM

bigtex
Rockinron rockin' out with his cock out....again!!
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 1:30 PM

bobbabooey
+12
Is that Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife?
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 1:38 PM

picklehiesner
@bobbabooey I think that’s Dog the bounty hunter himself not his wife
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 1:44 PM

longhungwong
Nasty.. That purse just doesn’t go with that outfit at all!
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 1:45 PM

bigdaddy88
Yeah, I hate that moment when I realize that I mixed my clothes up with the stripper from the night before.
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 1:50 PM

bobbabooey
I figured her hair would get messed up riding in the bed of a pickup truck with a bull.
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 1:56 PM

bobbabooey
Ke$ha can't get away from the paparazzi.
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 2:05 PM

potrostation
@ bobbabooey:That’s Dog the Bounty Hunter. Shhh. He’s under cover. +1
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 2:58 PM

xizang
I KNOW it’s one of you guys here. I just can’t figure out which one. You all look so much alike...
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 3:07 PM

fistermister
@picklehiesner; I went to Jr. high and high school with her. Beth Smith.
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 3:23 PM

bobbabooey
Wasn't me. I'd never carry that ugly handbag.
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 3:23 PM

mountaineer
Looks like Danny Devito in drag.
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 3:32 PM

realtalks
Out on the walk of shame from Adams apartment
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 4:26 PM

rockinron
damn my nipples were hard as fuck from the cold this morning and some asshole took my picture and said "SMILE AND SAY CRAZYSHIT!" i got a hang over from hell now and a tattoo that says "bigtex’s tooth brush" on my cock. never again, never again!
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 4:43 PM

spinal12
Hey that’s um the dude boo coo loo foo the great
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 5:24 PM

bigtex
@ron, I never even requested that! I bet handsomedevil is going to be pissed!! I remember him not only wanting his name on your dick, but a picture as well!! No picture needed here, I'll take your word for it!!
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 5:49 PM

whobe
Where is the "Would You Hit It"?
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 6:23 PM

truckingman
What The MF" Fuck is that???
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 6:52 PM

rockinron
@bigtex i gotta say dude, you are my favorite one to fuck with on here, you don’t get ass hurt and you know its all just fun. unlike some other fucktard like handsomegayvirgindevilkid.
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 7:33 PM

bigtex
@ron, it's all for the sake of humor!! I come here to laugh, talk shit and try to make others laugh too!! If they can't take a fuck, joke em'! Or something like that. :-)
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 8:19 PM

englishgent
Ouch’s mother....or dad.
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 8:59 PM

ouch
@englishgent Going by the dental work, I’d say London baby Yeah!
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 9:14 PM

englishgent
Look closely at the photo, one cannot see it’s teeth so therefore your comment is invalid. Oh and I just cancelled out the - and + you applied poofter.
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 9:19 PM

dullfeathers
"I'm not gonna take it...NO!! I ain't gonna take it...I'm not gonna take it, the fuck home!"
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 11:28 PM

goodster
I’m guessing(no..HOPING) this was the only one left at the bar last night. Or it’s just leaving Adams house this morning.
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 11:35 PM

mykejp
Dee Snyder really let himself go.
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 11:43 PM

vaticider
Captain Cavemannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!
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posted on: 01-01-15 @ 11:55 PM

handsomedevil
it’d make for a good mexican drug mule. not even the tsa would touch it. and fuck cocksinron and dicsex. fuck niggaz- shit that i don’t like!
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posted on: 01-02-15 @ 2:42 AM

cheekybastard
this thing wasnt beat with the ugly stick but the whole damn tree
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posted on: 01-02-15 @ 4:46 AM

nybadguy
Looks like my ex mother in law.
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posted on: 01-02-15 @ 7:30 AM

kanada
Mmmmm mmm, what we got here. Let me put my glasses on. Holy mother of sin, bejesus christ, son of satan, forgive me father for I have sinned.
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posted on: 01-02-15 @ 1:03 PM

sickfuck642
and thats why uncle Bob doesnt come around anymore.
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posted on: 01-03-15 @ 10:06 PM

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