New Years Eve Mistake Number one

We all know how it goes. You don't want to be alone on New Years Eve, so you go out to the bar, have some shots, drink some drinks. Then all of the sudden, some chick starts talking to you. You think awesome, we are hitting it off really well, but I am kinda drunk. I hope this turns out awesome. Midnight strikes, and you guys kiss. One thing leads to another, and it's a great night. Only problem is, you wake up to this. Suicide my friend is the only option.

38 Comments
  • mrbpp January 1, 2015

    OMG! I think I fucked her last night .... Damn You Tequila!!!

    +4
  • vulture January 1, 2015

    shes looking for anything with a white stick

    +2
  • fulmerino January 1, 2015

    I'm more than a lil confused... What happened?

    +2
  • lick-yer-clit January 1, 2015

    been there done that getting my eyes tested tomorrow

    +4
  • pizzapie January 1, 2015

    It escaped from the zoo

    +2
  • cellule January 1, 2015

    And it has even more tricks in it's bag.

    +2
  • bigtex January 1, 2015

    Rockinron rockin' out with his cock out....again!!

    +7
  • bobbabooey January 1, 2015

    Is that Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife?

    +12
  • picklehiesner January 1, 2015

    @bobbabooey I think that's Dog the bounty hunter himself not his wife

    +7
  • longhungwong January 1, 2015

    Nasty.. That purse just doesn't go with that outfit at all!

    +3
  • bigdaddy88 January 1, 2015

    Yeah, I hate that moment when I realize that I mixed my clothes up with the stripper from the night before.

    +3
  • bobbabooey January 1, 2015

    I figured her hair would get messed up riding in the bed of a pickup truck with a bull.

    +3
  • bobbabooey January 1, 2015

    Ke$ha can't get away from the paparazzi.

    +2
  • potrostation January 1, 2015

    @ bobbabooey:That's Dog the Bounty Hunter. Shhh. He's under cover. +1

    +3
  • xizang January 1, 2015

    I KNOW it's one of you guys here. I just can't figure out which one. You all look so much alike...

    +0
  • fistermister January 1, 2015

    @picklehiesner; I went to Jr. high and high school with her. Beth Smith.

    +1
  • bobbabooey January 1, 2015

    Wasn't me. I'd never carry that ugly handbag.

    +5
  • mountaineer January 1, 2015

    Looks like Danny Devito in drag.

    +7
  • realtalks January 1, 2015

    Out on the walk of shame from Adams apartment

    +4
  • rockinron January 1, 2015

    damn my nipples were hard as fuck from the cold this morning and some asshole took my picture and said "SMILE AND SAY CRAZYSHIT!" i got a hang over from hell now and a tattoo that says "bigtex's tooth brush" on my cock. never again, never again!

    +6
  • spinal12 January 1, 2015

    Hey that's um the dude boo coo loo foo the great

    +1
  • bigtex January 1, 2015

    @ron, I never even requested that! I bet handsomedevil is going to be pissed!! I remember him not only wanting his name on your dick, but a picture as well!! No picture needed here, I'll take your word for it!!

    +4
  • whobe January 1, 2015

    Where is the "Would You Hit It"?

    +4
  • truckingman January 1, 2015

    What The MF" Fuck is that???

    +0
  • rockinron January 1, 2015

    @bigtex i gotta say dude, you are my favorite one to fuck with on here, you don't get ass hurt and you know its all just fun. unlike some other fucktard like handsomegayvirgindevilkid.

    +4
  • bigtex January 1, 2015

    @ron, it's all for the sake of humor!! I come here to laugh, talk shit and try to make others laugh too!! If they can't take a fuck, joke em'! Or something like that. :-)

    +4
  • englishgent January 1, 2015

    Ouch's mother....or dad.

    +2
  • ouch January 1, 2015

    @englishgent Going by the dental work, I'd say London baby Yeah!

    +2
  • englishgent January 1, 2015

    Look closely at the photo, one cannot see it's teeth so therefore your comment is invalid. Oh and I just cancelled out the - and + you applied poofter.

    +3
  • dullfeathers January 2, 2015

    "I'm not gonna take it...NO!! I ain't gonna take it...I'm not gonna take it, the fuck home!"

    +3
  • goodster January 2, 2015

    I'm guessing(no..HOPING) this was the only one left at the bar last night. Or it's just leaving Adams house this morning.

    +1
  • mykejp January 2, 2015

    Dee Snyder really let himself go.

    +3
  • vaticider January 2, 2015

    Captain Cavemannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!

    +1
  • handsomedevil January 2, 2015

    it'd make for a good mexican drug mule. not even the tsa would touch it. and fuck cocksinron and dicsex. fuck niggaz- shit that i don't like!

    -2
  • cheekybastard January 2, 2015

    this thing wasnt beat with the ugly stick but the whole damn tree

    +2
  • nybadguy January 2, 2015

    Looks like my ex mother in law.

    +2
  • kanada January 2, 2015

    Mmmmm mmm, what we got here. Let me put my glasses on. Holy mother of sin, bejesus christ, son of satan, forgive me father for I have sinned.

    +1
  • sickfuck642 January 3, 2015

    and thats why uncle Bob doesnt come around anymore.

    +0
 
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