Jerking And Driving

That's right folks, jerking and driving is not a joke, but if you pull up to some chicks while you're jerking it and they see your tiny dick in your hands, they will laugh at you like a joke. But maybe you get that 1 in 1,000 that will hop in the car and finish the job for you. I guess it's worth a shot. So jerk and drive at your own risk.

15 Comments
  • xizang January 2, 2015

    Only the good women will want to hop in the car and offer to help you make your penis cum. But expecting to find a really good woman is like expecting to find a bag of gold coins while walking to work.

    +0
  • 2indastink January 2, 2015

    what about rape-driving ?????

    +0
  • bigtex January 2, 2015

    Glad to know all the important shit my tax dollars pay for!!

    +1
  • cellule January 2, 2015

    It stains the seats.

    +2
  • whobe January 2, 2015

    Yep we have enough jerks out there.

    +1
  • kanada January 2, 2015

    I had to get window wipers installed on the inside of my car.

    +3
  • crazyvet January 2, 2015

    But if you do it right, it can be very funny.

    +0
  • fuckhowyoufeel January 2, 2015

    "Hello sir, yes this is the Los Angeles police department calling regarding your son jack... Yea so we caught him jerking and driving he's being held for a felony hit and run while jerking and driving off"

    +0
  • dracos January 2, 2015

    it seems to be a joke after all

    +0
  • fingers January 2, 2015

    I do it while parked. Don't need to roll the truck to get jizz on the roof.

    +1
  • picklehiesner January 2, 2015

    I prefer jerking while showering ... Safer

    +2
  • burlyfish January 2, 2015

    No problems here I got me a designated jerker .

    +4
  • rockinron January 2, 2015

    must have sold that car to truckingman!

    +0
  • vulture January 2, 2015

    I was driving round London before xmas and looked down from the truck and guy in a car was getting a BJ...god he looked happy

    +1
  • truckingman January 2, 2015

    Is this about jacking off or beeing a MF Jerk???

    +3
 
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