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posted by Adam H. on 1/2/2015

Jerking And Driving

That's right folks, jerking and driving is not a joke, but if you pull up to some chicks while you're jerking it and they see your tiny dick in your hands, they will laugh at you like a joke. But maybe you get that 1 in 1,000 that will hop in the car and finish the job for you. I guess it's worth a shot. So jerk and drive at your own risk.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
xizang
Only the good women will want to hop in the car and offer to help you make your penis cum. But expecting to find a really good woman is like expecting to find a bag of gold coins while walking to work.
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posted on: 01-02-15 @ 2:06 PM

2indastink
what about rape-driving ?????
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posted on: 01-02-15 @ 2:11 PM

bigtex
Glad to know all the important shit my tax dollars pay for!!
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posted on: 01-02-15 @ 2:11 PM

cellule
It stains the seats.
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posted on: 01-02-15 @ 2:17 PM

whobe
Yep we have enough jerks out there.
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posted on: 01-02-15 @ 2:17 PM

kanada
I had to get window wipers installed on the inside of my car.
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posted on: 01-02-15 @ 2:24 PM

crazyvet
But if you do it right, it can be very funny.
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posted on: 01-02-15 @ 2:59 PM

fuckhowyoufeel
"Hello sir, yes this is the Los Angeles police department calling regarding your son jack... Yea so we caught him jerking and driving he's being held for a felony hit and run while jerking and driving off"
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posted on: 01-02-15 @ 3:02 PM

dracos
it seems to be a joke after all
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posted on: 01-02-15 @ 3:38 PM

fingers
I do it while parked. Don't need to roll the truck to get jizz on the roof.
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posted on: 01-02-15 @ 3:41 PM

picklehiesner
I prefer jerking while showering ... Safer
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posted on: 01-02-15 @ 3:51 PM

burlyfish
No problems here I got me a designated jerker .
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posted on: 01-02-15 @ 4:32 PM

rockinron
must have sold that car to truckingman!
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posted on: 01-02-15 @ 4:51 PM

vulture
I was driving round London before xmas and looked down from the truck and guy in a car was getting a BJ...god he looked happy
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posted on: 01-02-15 @ 5:05 PM

truckingman
Is this about jacking off or beeing a MF Jerk???
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posted on: 01-02-15 @ 8:12 PM

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