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posted by Big Jeff on 1/5/2015

Why Is Your Dick So Crooked?

Bro you are in serious need for vitamin e to cure that crooked dick. That and you need a 12 gauge to brush your teeth with you weird fuck.
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cellule
I’d say "Ouch!" but it could be misunderstood.
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posted on: 01-05-15 @ 1:21 PM

longhungwong
That’s not my idea of a hooker...
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posted on: 01-05-15 @ 1:22 PM

rockinron
i wonder if his mother had any kids that lived?
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posted on: 01-05-15 @ 1:23 PM

longhungwong
This reminds me of a cop I once knew... just a very crooked prick!
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posted on: 01-05-15 @ 1:30 PM

treehouse21
Someone should tell him he can’t perform the abortion before the sperm meets the egg!
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posted on: 01-05-15 @ 1:38 PM

bigtex
I guess when your dick is the size of a thumb, you've got to do something to spiff it up!
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posted on: 01-05-15 @ 2:12 PM

potrostation
Never have your dick dry cleaned.
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posted on: 01-05-15 @ 2:22 PM

bobbabooey
If you don't keep it on a hanger it'll get wrinkly.
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posted on: 01-05-15 @ 2:46 PM

nybadguy
The fuck is wrong with people
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posted on: 01-05-15 @ 2:57 PM

realtalks
Let me tie some weights to it and toss him in the river! The fish would have a field day with that little worm
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posted on: 01-05-15 @ 3:28 PM

burlyfish
He’s just letting it all Hang out .
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posted on: 01-05-15 @ 4:40 PM

vulture
I’ve never heard of a cock hanger
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posted on: 01-05-15 @ 5:08 PM

zmolez
So that's what that hole at the tip is for?
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posted on: 01-05-15 @ 5:13 PM

crackerkiller
lmao.......need i say more!!!!!!
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posted on: 01-05-15 @ 5:42 PM

ouch
I tried that one and now I can fuck around corners
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posted on: 01-05-15 @ 6:11 PM

spinal12
Now yank that mother fucker out
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posted on: 01-05-15 @ 7:25 PM

goodster
Bent pecker,,,, That’s not how you do it!
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posted on: 01-05-15 @ 8:52 PM

makeyarise
Is this a politician???!!
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posted on: 01-05-15 @ 11:48 PM

wifebeater2000
cockinron getting another back alley abortion
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posted on: 01-06-15 @ 2:16 AM

sickfuck642
put the coat hanger down and go get a job.
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posted on: 01-06-15 @ 11:26 AM

cheshiregrin
If you wanted to pierce your dick, you should’ve gotten a metal hanger. Better yet, just cut it off. Doesn’t look like you like the little guy all that much anyway.
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posted on: 01-07-15 @ 2:18 PM

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