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posted by Adam H. on 1/7/2015

I Remember My First Beer

Yeah, that's what happens when you drink Keystone Light and Natural Ice. You puke that dirty piss water right the fuck out. Maybe after his 19th birthday he won't be such a little bitch, and can actually handle a few beers.
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cellule
Being drunk sucks. Either you puke, fuck a fattie or die in a car accident because your gf would’nt let you drive..
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posted on: 01-07-15 @ 1:04 PM

crazyvet
Our youth are our future.
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posted on: 01-07-15 @ 1:09 PM

vulture
that was me yesterday but it was something I ate and I had the shits as well
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posted on: 01-07-15 @ 1:26 PM

xdekayx
Pretty sure he’s puking on the fucking keg!
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posted on: 01-07-15 @ 1:26 PM

hammerdown
BOOT AND RALLY !!!
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posted on: 01-07-15 @ 1:31 PM

fuzzynaval420
The dude in the left corner
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posted on: 01-07-15 @ 1:49 PM

cheshiregrin
The after picture when the guy getting the handjob from the Crypt Keeper sobered up.
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posted on: 01-07-15 @ 1:52 PM

fistermister
See I told you not to invite Kirk the two beer jerk!
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posted on: 01-07-15 @ 2:10 PM

potrostation
Good times!
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posted on: 01-07-15 @ 3:12 PM

rockinron
party till you puke means a short night for this guy everytime!
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posted on: 01-07-15 @ 3:12 PM

bobbabooey
He can't handle his Miller Lite and popcorn.
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posted on: 01-07-15 @ 3:17 PM

realtalks
Guy in the corner has his mouth open hoping to get a taste
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posted on: 01-07-15 @ 3:17 PM

slutsrfun
We’ve all done it ... just finish with class, slam a beer, and chant some anti-Semitic remarks
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posted on: 01-07-15 @ 3:40 PM

burlyfish
What’s so crazy about a guy puking in a garbage can ?
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posted on: 01-07-15 @ 4:42 PM

englishgent
I do the same if I drink shitty lager. Drink Guinness to put a lining in your gut then you can hit the hard stuff.
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posted on: 01-07-15 @ 6:49 PM

sirfartsalot
"What’s so crazy about a guy puking in a garbage can ?" ^^ about a min before that pic he was eating out your mom.
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posted on: 01-07-15 @ 6:50 PM

truckingman
"I Get Knocked Down, I Get Up Again, You’re Never Going To Keep Me Down..."
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posted on: 01-07-15 @ 7:04 PM

kanada
Dude should be wearing his hoodie backwards.
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posted on: 01-07-15 @ 8:32 PM

barfola
King nut just about busted his
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posted on: 01-07-15 @ 11:39 PM

breakfastblunt
Keystone Light: $15.99 Corona Light: $17.99 Nasty Ice: $12.99 Buffalo Wild Wings Children’s Hat: Free Having lifelong memories about about attending a sub par university, while living off of student loans and having the gayest fucking Brofests every night: Priceless
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posted on: 01-10-15 @ 3:58 AM

breakfastblunt
Flip flops and athletic shorts all around. Fuckin queers.
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posted on: 01-10-15 @ 4:10 AM

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