I Remember My First Beer

Yeah, that's what happens when you drink Keystone Light and Natural Ice. You puke that dirty piss water right the fuck out. Maybe after his 19th birthday he won't be such a little bitch, and can actually handle a few beers.

21 Comments
  • cellule January 7, 2015

    Being drunk sucks. Either you puke, fuck a fattie or die in a car accident because your gf would'nt let you drive..

    +9
  • crazyvet January 7, 2015

    Our youth are our future.

    +3
  • vulture January 7, 2015

    that was me yesterday but it was something I ate and I had the shits as well

    +2
  • xdekayx January 7, 2015

    Pretty sure he's puking on the fucking keg!

    +4
  • hammerdown January 7, 2015

    BOOT AND RALLY !!!

    +2
  • fuzzynaval420 January 7, 2015

    The dude in the left corner

    +2
  • cheshiregrin January 7, 2015

    The after picture when the guy getting the handjob from the Crypt Keeper sobered up.

    +1
  • fistermister January 7, 2015

    See I told you not to invite Kirk the two beer jerk!

    +3
  • potrostation January 7, 2015

    Good times!

    +2
  • rockinron January 7, 2015

    party till you puke means a short night for this guy everytime!

    +5
  • bobbabooey January 7, 2015

    He can't handle his Miller Lite and popcorn.

    +4
  • realtalks January 7, 2015

    Guy in the corner has his mouth open hoping to get a taste

    +0
  • slutsrfun January 7, 2015

    We've all done it ... just finish with class, slam a beer, and chant some anti-Semitic remarks

    +1
  • burlyfish January 7, 2015

    What's so crazy about a guy puking in a garbage can ?

    +0
  • englishgent January 7, 2015

    I do the same if I drink shitty lager. Drink Guinness to put a lining in your gut then you can hit the hard stuff.

    +1
  • sirfartsalot January 7, 2015

    "What’s so crazy about a guy puking in a garbage can ?"

    ^^ about a min before that pic he was eating out your mom.

    +2
  • truckingman January 7, 2015

    "I Get Knocked Down, I Get Up Again, You're Never Going To Keep Me Down..."

    +0
  • kanada January 7, 2015

    Dude should be wearing his hoodie backwards.

    +2
  • barfola January 8, 2015

    King nut just about busted his

    +1
  • breakfastblunt January 10, 2015

    Keystone Light: $15.99

    Corona Light: $17.99

    Nasty Ice: $12.99

    Buffalo Wild Wings Children's Hat: Free

    Having lifelong memories about about attending a sub par university, while living off of student loans and having the gayest fucking Brofests every night: Priceless

    +0
  • breakfastblunt January 10, 2015

    Flip flops and athletic shorts all around. Fuckin queers.

    +0
 
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