Would You Hit It? Colostomy Connie

Well, what do you think? Is her colostomy bag getting the blood flowing to your rod? Does this mean you can fuck her in the ass and not worry about getting shit on your dick? Who's ready to give it a go?

26 Comments
  • whobe January 8, 2015

    Damn I wouldn't even want her to make me a sandwich.

    +3
  • bobbabooey January 8, 2015

    I'll take one for the team. She's not a hotty, but at least she keeps her shit bag clean.

    +8
  • treehouse21 January 8, 2015

    Sorry to burst your bubble, Adam but I hear some people with colostomy bags have their assholes sewn shut to prevent infections. Anal sex is out of the question.

    +2
  • hammerdown January 8, 2015

    I bet she can fart and play ol 'danny boy on the bag pipe all at once

    +20
  • cellule January 8, 2015

    @hammerdown : That was really fuckin' funny!!

    +5
  • fistermister January 8, 2015

    I can't even look at her.

    -2
  • pinkdildolickr January 8, 2015

    Treehouse is right...no poop chute poker with her. You could take the bag off and put your pecker in her stoma though

    -1
  • potrostation January 8, 2015

    If you're trying to sell us on the ladyboy idea. It's starting to work.

    +0
  • bobbabooey January 8, 2015

    For some reason shit from those colostomy bags stinks worse than regular shit. I had a patient who fell on his. It was like the world's most disgusting water balloon.

    +4
  • nybadguy January 8, 2015

    Yup. Those fat hips made my cock move

    +1
  • whackjob January 8, 2015

    I'd fuck her in the ass so I could see myself blast a load in her bag. Its like a built-in rubber.

    +0
  • bigtex January 8, 2015

    What's the difference between this woman and a refrigerator!? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out!! Then again she may not fart either. I'm not willing to find out!!

    +1
  • realtalks January 8, 2015

    Bobbabooey they sure as hell do!!! I had this guy in a wheel chair I arrested for stealing and his shit bag broke and it was the worst fucking smell ever, had to have him transported in an ambulance

    +2
  • vulture January 8, 2015

    @hammerdown...I cant beat that +1

    +0
  • ouch January 8, 2015

    Nope

    +1
  • dozer67 January 8, 2015

    No I'm not Japanese.

    +0
  • pizzapie January 8, 2015

    I would fuck her with a dildo on a ten foot pole

    +0
  • dildozer January 8, 2015

    Thats a top the line Hollister bag

    +1
  • goodster January 8, 2015

    NOT IT!!!!!!!

    +1
  • rockinron January 8, 2015

    fuck her! fuck her right in the colostomy!

    -3
  • truckingman January 8, 2015

    I will pass. I am afraid that bag, with Shit in it, will brake on me...

    +0
  • dullfeathers January 9, 2015

    Ha hammerdown! From glen to glen and down her mountain side.

    +0
  • loulou January 9, 2015

    Jesus bitch, could you at least try to look sexy?? Fuck never mind, it is obviously impossible.

    -1
  • loulou January 9, 2015

    @hammerdown, comment of the year!! Kudos!!

    -1
  • nubclub January 10, 2015

    @truckingman

    You don't have to worry about the bag breaking as much as you have to worry about the bag separating from the body.

    +0
  • nudepoker69 January 10, 2015

    Just a hump away!

    -1
 
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