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posted by Adam H. on 1/8/2015

Would You Hit It? Colostomy Connie

Well, what do you think? Is her colostomy bag getting the blood flowing to your rod? Does this mean you can fuck her in the ass and not worry about getting shit on your dick? Who's ready to give it a go?
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whobe
Damn I wouldn’t even want her to make me a sandwich.
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posted on: 01-08-15 @ 10:56 AM

bobbabooey
I'll take one for the team. She's not a hotty, but at least she keeps her shit bag clean.
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posted on: 01-08-15 @ 10:57 AM

treehouse21
Sorry to burst your bubble, Adam but I hear some people with colostomy bags have their assholes sewn shut to prevent infections. Anal sex is out of the question.
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posted on: 01-08-15 @ 11:18 AM

hammerdown
+20
I bet she can fart and play ol 'danny boy on the bag pipe all at once
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posted on: 01-08-15 @ 11:22 AM

cellule
@hammerdown : That was really fuckin’ funny!!
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posted on: 01-08-15 @ 11:42 AM

fistermister
I can’t even look at her.
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posted on: 01-08-15 @ 12:12 PM

pinkdildolickr
Treehouse is right...no poop chute poker with her. You could take the bag off and put your pecker in her stoma though
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posted on: 01-08-15 @ 12:48 PM

potrostation
If you're trying to sell us on the ladyboy idea. It's starting to work.
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posted on: 01-08-15 @ 12:58 PM

bobbabooey
For some reason shit from those colostomy bags stinks worse than regular shit. I had a patient who fell on his. It was like the world's most disgusting water balloon.
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posted on: 01-08-15 @ 2:11 PM

nybadguy
Yup. Those fat hips made my cock move
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posted on: 01-08-15 @ 2:51 PM

whackjob
I’d fuck her in the ass so I could see myself blast a load in her bag. Its like a built-in rubber.
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posted on: 01-08-15 @ 3:00 PM

bigtex
What's the difference between this woman and a refrigerator!? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out!! Then again she may not fart either. I'm not willing to find out!!
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posted on: 01-08-15 @ 3:05 PM

realtalks
Bobbabooey they sure as hell do!!! I had this guy in a wheel chair I arrested for stealing and his shit bag broke and it was the worst fucking smell ever, had to have him transported in an ambulance
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posted on: 01-08-15 @ 3:26 PM

vulture
@hammerdown...I cant beat that +1
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posted on: 01-08-15 @ 3:34 PM

ouch
Nope
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posted on: 01-08-15 @ 4:03 PM

dozer67
No I’m not Japanese.
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posted on: 01-08-15 @ 4:06 PM

pizzapie
I would fuck her with a dildo on a ten foot pole
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posted on: 01-08-15 @ 5:04 PM

dildozer
Thats a top the line Hollister bag
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posted on: 01-08-15 @ 5:39 PM

goodster
NOT IT!!!!!!!
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posted on: 01-08-15 @ 6:14 PM

rockinron
fuck her! fuck her right in the colostomy!
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posted on: 01-08-15 @ 6:20 PM

truckingman
I will pass. I am afraid that bag, with Shit in it, will brake on me...
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posted on: 01-08-15 @ 7:12 PM

dullfeathers
Ha hammerdown! From glen to glen and down her mountain side.
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posted on: 01-08-15 @ 11:32 PM

loulou
Jesus bitch, could you at least try to look sexy?? Fuck never mind, it is obviously impossible.
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posted on: 01-09-15 @ 10:15 PM

loulou
@hammerdown, comment of the year!! Kudos!!
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posted on: 01-09-15 @ 10:16 PM

nubclub
@truckingman You don’t have to worry about the bag breaking as much as you have to worry about the bag separating from the body.
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posted on: 01-10-15 @ 9:26 AM

nudepoker69
Just a hump away!
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posted on: 01-10-15 @ 12:17 PM

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