Asshole Parking

He certainly parked in the right spot, cause there is no doubt that he's an asshole. But instead of using chalk on the pavement, the guy should have used paint on the hood. The asshole might actually learn a lesson that way.

24 Comments
  • azzholee January 11, 2015

    that wasent me !

    +5
  • 2indastink January 11, 2015

    gay bar must be about to close......

    +3
  • rockinron January 11, 2015

    this looks like a job for keyed paint man!

    +5
  • bobbabooey January 11, 2015

    Here in Baltimore "Handicapped Parking" means it's okay to park if you're a fatass on welfare who's checking out Redbox movies or going to the ATM.

    +4
  • eldiablo January 11, 2015

    There is a couple of those parking spots in my complex.

    +0
  • realtalks January 11, 2015

    Nothing a few dents and slashed tires to fix a case of asshole parking

    +2
  • longhungwong January 11, 2015

    I know where his asshole likes to park.

    +2
  • potrostation January 11, 2015

    Can women be assholes?

    +1
  • whobe January 11, 2015

    If assholes wouldn't swing their car doors open into your car you wouldn't have assholes parking like this. If he wants to park like that he should be way out away from other cars. I park way the hell away from other cars and there always seems to be someone to push their luck by parking next to me and real close to where I can't hardly get in my truck. One of these days someone is going to find how well their car runs on sugar.

    +5
  • vulture January 11, 2015

    that's not parked its abandoned

    +1
  • bigtex January 11, 2015

    This guy is a complete douche bag, but a real man would never fuck with another man's vehicle!!! Wait for them to come put and kick their ass or whatever, but fucking with a man's car is just cowardly!!!

    +0
  • aquahollic January 11, 2015

    sion??? when did that become a badass car

    +5
  • truckingman January 11, 2015

    LEARN HOW TO PARK YOU THE ASSHOLIC MOTHER FUCKIN" SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

    +0
  • englishgent January 11, 2015

    That's how my wife parks.

    +1
  • makeyarise January 11, 2015

    I need some chalk, there's a few peeps I know I can scribble this around their rides... Just because!

    +2
  • nutball981 January 11, 2015

    Park in front of that bitch. Block that fucker in.

    +2
  • tookalook January 12, 2015

    Fucking guy still needs to learn no matter what the fuck you do some mother fucker is going to mess up your ride in the parking lot door dings cock suckers, kids drooling on it, but this is a fucking Toyota or some shit, who gives a fuck, I'd key the cunt.

    +0
  • sbohica January 12, 2015

    He must own a bidet...

    +1
  • scottishtits77 January 12, 2015

    Pour some brake fluid over it. He/she will then have a nice wee reminder that parking like a prick is not on!

    +2
  • nybadguy January 12, 2015

    I'd push a shopping cart right into it.

    +0
  • picklehiesner January 12, 2015

    Just park in the back where nobody parks douche

    +1
  • bobbabooey January 12, 2015

    Park your car right up against their driver's side door so they gotta go through the passenger door.

    +0
  • darkmadness January 12, 2015

    Fat people slam car doors period, But this guy is a douche.

    +0
  • cellule January 13, 2015

    He took the car over college when daddy asked him to choose.

    +0
 
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