Which box do you want to get into?

Here's the scenario: You hear a knock at the door. This chick shows up with a few late Christmas gifts. One contains unlimited money. The others are full of gorilla shit...you can try your luck on the gifts or settle for her box. Which do you choose?

17 Comments
  • bobbabooey January 12, 2015

    I'll skip 'em all and go straight for the snatch box

    +2
  • bobbabooey January 12, 2015

    Shit, there's probably a dick in the yellow one.

    +3
  • mrlongshot January 12, 2015

    What's worse than a cardboard box? Paper tits.

    +0
  • xizang January 12, 2015

    She may be lacking in the tit department, but she does have an interesting face.

    +2
  • fistermister January 12, 2015

    I'd give myself ten minutes before I started confessing my love to her.

    +1
  • longhungwong January 12, 2015

    I have a package for you too I hope you don't mind if I don't wrap it though....

    +3
  • morbuis669 January 12, 2015

    I'll open it, but there better not be a dick in there!

    +3
  • hammerdown January 12, 2015

    by gorilla shit do you mean like bananas and tire swings

    +4
  • realtalks January 12, 2015

    It's a dick in a box!

    +5
  • rockinron January 12, 2015

    DON'T DO IT!! ITS A TRAP!!

    +5
  • nybadguy January 12, 2015

    To tall and skinny for my taste. But she is pretty.

    +2
  • truckingman January 12, 2015

    What is behind the the yellow gift???

    Wondering, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • potrostation January 12, 2015

    I've seen Seven, It's a head in the box. A dick head!

    +1
  • sbohica January 12, 2015

    The money, enuf said!

    +0
  • rodeye2 January 13, 2015

    I see Santa brought me a white Christmas, ho ho ho.

    +1
  • cellule January 13, 2015

    No thanks, I'll take coupons.

    +0
  • cheshiregrin January 14, 2015

    I want the one not concealing this supposed female's dingle-dangle.

    +0
 
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