"Got my finger crushed in a machine at work, it was pretty dope. Just thought I'd share. Viva La Crazyshit!" Hopefully he's at home getting paid to drink beers now. If you guys fuck yourselves up, send us pictures.
think twice about fingering adam's ***, no one really know what he is keeping up there
WTF, its like every week or so, a member is getting hurt. Now I know why they have safety warnings on everything.
if you ask me getting stitched up is more painful than the injury itself
Been there and done that, years ago. Hope your not left handed. There is a learning curve to wipe your ass with the non dominate hand.
Must lack with hand eye coordination!
by the looks of your thumb , u should probly stay away from tools.. go back to the kitchen
Statisticaly you're still ok to fap rightly.
always wear finger condoms when mary jane rotten crotch is hanging off the end of your hand!
Your a fuckin house "Mom" and that garbage disposal just kicked ur ass!!!
Is it just me, or all these job related injuries on white people. Maybe it has to do with the ratio of these people in the working world.
Hey, stick your finger it this..........qh shit, That's what I thought would happen.
^^^Standing in line at the public aid office and hanging out at the corner liquor store is work for some!
I hope you'll get a free BJ..
Ha ha, crazyvet speaks the truth!
Put some salt on that!
What type of "Machine" where you Fucking with a Punch and Dies???
, Robert Hallock
That's fuk all
What was the machine? Vending machine? Was the accident your fault for not following safety guidelines or the company's fault for hiring you?
JAY crushed his finger between the toilet seat & the bowl.
Hope it heals quick bro. Enjoy those pain pills if you got any. Sniff em. they kick in faster.
Damn, some of you could look at the blue sky and find something to be racists assholes about.
Bet he told his co-workers "hold my beer n watch this"!
@okie This is 'Crazyshit', not 'PC Central'.