Another User Finger Crushed At Work

"Ok guys...been seeing everyone elses fucked up fingers so I decided to send you mine. I used to drive big truck (was my company actually) and I was picking up a flatbed load at Ft. Leonard Wood, MO. It was two 2000 gallon water hippos. They put them on my deck and I had to secure them with chains and binders. I was having a hard time getting a binder to secure (since I placed it way to low on the deck) and I had a brilliant idea on how to make it pull over. I put my pull over bar on the binder and decided to jump off the deck while holding onto the bar to secure the binder. It worked but my hand did not get out of the way. My little finger was crushed in between the bar and a stake pocked on the side of the trailer. After controlling the bleeding, I borrowed a private to finish securing the load. Being prior service I thought for sure the on post hospital would help out. Nope, I had to drive for 45 min to the next closest hospital while on the phone with my wife so that I would stay awake. End result is I lost the tip of my finger and the tip of my bone due to the crush impact on it. Enjoy."

19 Comments
  • oh_crap January 15, 2015

    Someone needs to learn how to do the shocker before they start sticking fingers in nasty chicks

    -1
  • oh_crap January 15, 2015

    Eh come to think about it, might of been a guys ass he had that finger in by the looks of all that brown mess all over the tip

    -1
  • picklehiesner January 15, 2015

    Stinky pinky fail

    +1
  • wombatbytes January 15, 2015

    How tight was the arsehole that could do that much damage?

    +0
  • potrostation January 15, 2015

    Looks like you finger gun back fired.

    +0
  • bobbabooey January 15, 2015

    You won't be giving out any Shockers for awhile

    +1
  • vulture January 15, 2015

    you forgot to put your name on the email

    +2
  • realtalks January 15, 2015

    Well looks like it's 2 in the pink and 1/2 in the stink from now on

    +1
  • wifebeater2000 January 15, 2015

    it happened on the job.. respectable ... unlike that dumb fuck cop that shot he's finger off for not checking the chamber not to long ago..

    +3
  • sbohica January 15, 2015

    That's just bout the right ratio for one in the pink and one in the stink! Rite on..

    +1
  • r1d30rd13 January 15, 2015

    1- 7/8 in the pink and 1 in the stink

    +0
  • showmeurtits January 15, 2015

    What fucking 3rd world doctor stitched that up???

    +0
  • stenchfart January 15, 2015

    trigger finger...bad news

    +0
  • truckingman January 15, 2015

    FUCK!!! I hope your little finer will heel fast. Truck driver is a MF" dangerous profession. You do not know when it your time Bitchess...

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • 78782273 January 15, 2015

    What the Fuck is going on with those Crazy Shit fans?

    +0
  • darkmadness January 15, 2015

    Crazyshit Users, Are you guys finger banging the machines or something?

    +1
  • fulmerino January 15, 2015

    Hahah! Brilliant indeed!! Every mashed finger injury I've had was also the result of brilliance! Here's to you fellow genius!

    +1
  • cheshiregrin January 15, 2015

    Holy shit, I didn't know there were so many people who hated their fingers! Seriously though, hope that heals up quickly. Kudos on doing a job that most wouldn't be able to do for longer than a couple of weeks before quitting due to the stress.

    +0
  • rodeye2 January 16, 2015

    I picture you doing this in my head and there is a big red line thru it, what were you thinking ?

    +0
 
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