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posted by Jay D. on 1/16/2015

They Call Him Stumpy

We have been inundated User Submitted injuries. This one is from Newt who said “Got caught in the chains of a dump truck tailgate.” And now everyone calls you stumpy. Thanks for sending in your picture, hope your stump is better now. Good news is, you can really change up the old shocker, to your advantage. Send in your pictures here.
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Accidents


Triple BJ went horribly wrong

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Taking on a BIG cock!

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
treehouse21
I’m Forrest, Forrest Stump.
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 9:16 AM

bobbabooey
He was too eager to pull off his wedding ring after the divorce
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 10:26 AM

breakfastblunt
Talk about givin her just the tip and only the tip. Bruh, you're not supposed to let her keep it..
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 10:40 AM

fistermister
The tail gate chain. That’s his story and he’s sticking with it.
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 11:22 AM

fistermister
Is this a new trend, fuck yourself up at work so they’ll post it on Crazy Shit?
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 11:28 AM

realtalks
That's not a bad thing, now he doesn't ever have to wear a wedding ring and it makes giving a girl the shocker that much easier
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 11:39 AM

vulture
@realtalks...pay attention that’s his right hand
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 11:59 AM

realtalks
^^ then he should fuck up his ring finger on the left hand also!!!
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 12:11 PM

potrostation
Painful divorce.
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 12:17 PM

fulmerino
Gimme five, nevermind, four and 3/4...
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 1:53 PM

mrlongshot
Hmmm. They call me stumpy too, but I have all of my fingers...
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 3:06 PM

fulmerino
@mrlongshot I’m not the only one!!
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 3:29 PM

big_daddy305
Now every time he waves gang members think he’s throwing up their sign.
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 3:39 PM

fuzzynaval420
What the fuck is up with everybody fucking their hands up.
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 4:03 PM

dozer67
So this is the new ice bucket challenge!?!
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 4:56 PM

bigdaddy88
Got himself a permanent shocker going on.
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 5:09 PM

nybadguy
That's why i wear gloves.
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 5:33 PM

truckingman
You have to be on your Mother Fuckin" toes in the trucking bussiness. It is MOTHER FUCKIN" Hazardous Profession Bitchess... Warning you, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 5:35 PM

cheekybastard
pull my finger prank with a body builder has a bad turn out
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 8:37 PM

honkie365
Stupid fuck.
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 9:54 PM

cheshiregrin
*looks at his fingers*...I’ve been taking you bastards for granted. I’m so so sorry, little dudes. Please don’t try to end yourselves by diving into anything.
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 11:09 PM

nh3kid
sorry about your bowling game Bro
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posted on: 01-17-15 @ 12:40 AM

mykejp
Now he can play guitar like Jerry Garcia.
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posted on: 01-17-15 @ 1:33 AM

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