They call him stumpy

We have been inundated User Submitted injuries. This one is from Newt who said “Got caught in the chains of a dump truck tailgate.” And now everyone calls you stumpy. Thanks for sending in your picture, hope your stump is better now. Good news is, you can really change up the old shocker, to your advantage. Send in your pictures here.

23 Comments
  • treehouse21 January 16, 2015

    I'm Forrest, Forrest Stump.

    +2
  • bobbabooey January 16, 2015

    He was too eager to pull off his wedding ring after the divorce

    +3
  • breakfastblunt January 16, 2015

    Talk about givin her just the tip and only the tip. Bruh, you're not supposed to let her keep it..

    +1
  • fistermister January 16, 2015

    The tail gate chain. That's his story and he's sticking with it.

    +0
  • fistermister January 16, 2015

    Is this a new trend, fuck yourself up at work so they'll post it on Crazy Shit?

    +3
  • realtalks January 16, 2015

    That's not a bad thing, now he doesn't ever have to wear a wedding ring and it makes giving a girl the shocker that much easier

    -1
  • vulture January 16, 2015

    @realtalks...pay attention that's his right hand

    +3
  • realtalks January 16, 2015

    ^^ then he should fuck up his ring finger on the left hand also!!!

    +2
  • potrostation January 16, 2015

    Painful divorce.

    +1
  • fulmerino January 16, 2015

    Gimme five, nevermind, four and 3/4...

    +3
  • mrlongshot January 16, 2015

    Hmmm. They call me stumpy too, but I have all of my fingers...

    +2
  • fulmerino January 16, 2015

    @mrlongshot I'm not the only one!!

    +3
  • big_daddy305 January 16, 2015

    Now every time he waves gang members think he's throwing up their sign.

    +5
  • fuzzynaval420 January 16, 2015

    What the fuck is up with everybody fucking their hands up.

    +2
  • dozer67 January 16, 2015

    So this is the new ice bucket challenge!?!

    +2
  • bigdaddy88 January 16, 2015

    Got himself a permanent shocker going on.

    +2
  • nybadguy January 16, 2015

    That's why i wear gloves.

    +1
  • truckingman January 16, 2015

    You have to be on your Mother Fuckin" toes in the trucking bussiness. It is MOTHER FUCKIN" Hazardous Profession Bitchess...

    Warning you, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • cheekybastard January 16, 2015

    pull my finger prank with a body builder has a bad turn out

    +1
  • honkie365 January 16, 2015

    Stupid fuck.

    -2
  • cheshiregrin January 17, 2015

    *looks at his fingers*...I've been taking you bastards for granted. I'm so so sorry, little dudes. Please don't try to end yourselves by diving into anything.

    +0
  • nh3kid January 17, 2015

    sorry about your bowling game Bro

    +2
  • mykejp January 17, 2015

    Now he can play guitar like Jerry Garcia.

    +4
 
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