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posted by Jay D. on 1/16/2015

Crystal's Sex Menu

Talk about rock bottom pricing. Five dollars for a blowjob is crazy cheap. I think with low price comes low quality, and Crystal probably has both. She probably had a line outside the door too. Really though, 12 bucks for anal is a bargain at any whore house. Bonus, you donít even have to wear a condom! Tell me that isnít awesome!
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Just Gross


Triple BJ went horribly wrong

Beach and Pussy = WIN

Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

#BlackCocksMatter

She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
eyeh8dumbasses
That’s one cheap ass whore
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 9:58 AM

marcodufour
So much is it for the apostrophe ?
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 10:03 AM

marcodufour
^^^^^^^^^How much dammit!!!
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 10:04 AM

bobbabooey
Notice there's no "vaginal sex" option. Fool me once...
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 10:24 AM

breakfastblunt
I hope this is that tranny's rate posted today, I'd give him 12.50 to give me anal
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 10:38 AM

iluvkitty
How much to get my ass fingered and licked???....ummm,. just kidding, i’ll take "around the world" special.
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 10:41 AM

picklehiesner
Ya get what ya pay for ... I’m out
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 11:10 AM

uncze9
What is that at the bottom? Brown Bag $2.00 Might need two.
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 11:13 AM

fistermister
Hey Big-Tex, how the hell you making $36 million a year with these prices? You must be a buzzy guy.
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 11:16 AM

wifebeater2000
how much is that in food stamps ??
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 11:40 AM

azzholee
free AIDS
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 11:44 AM

realtalks
Crystal is probably from the "would you hit it section" but at those low low prices I'm sure some of our CS members will want her number....
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 11:50 AM

realtalks
^^^ I think BigTex is exaggerating that 36 million... I did the math. For 36 million at those prices that would be 7.2 million blowjobs, or 3.6 million sex and blowjobs, 3 million anals, or 1.8 million around the worlds.... Let's say for instance the most popular is the around the worlds that would mean that he's taking 1.8 million in a year which is roughly about 4931 dicks a day then it equates to about 205 dicks an hour so unless he's taking multiple dicks at once without rest around the clock then I think that 36 million is a little high......
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 11:56 AM

vulture
comes with a free STD gift pack
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 12:04 PM

potrostation
I'm going to o out on a limb and say Crystal is a Meth head.
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 12:14 PM

wifebeater2000
realtalks can add , that only meens hes not black
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 12:19 PM

scottishtits77
I’m guessing Crystal is a 400lb, roid abusing, pipe smoking, big buck negro But, a bargain’s a bargain and twelve dollars for anal is pretty damn cheap!
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 2:07 PM

harleybitch
$2 for a Brown Bag...Bet that means she shits on you.
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 2:18 PM

mrlongshot
Adam and his aliases...
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 3:03 PM

mrlongshot
^^^Now we know why WICS is all fucked up, he does have another job.
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 3:27 PM

dozer67
Bullshit not real...nothing there about a Cleveland Steamer....
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 4:54 PM

bigdaddy88
"No need for condoms" for those prices, Im wearing 2 of them.
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 5:07 PM

happyjack
+1 realtalks. Looks like Wifebeater2000 the new one trick pony around here who spins everything he sees into something about black people. We get it you don't like black people but at least be funny and entertaining when you are bashing them. But judging by his screen name he probably isn't the sharpest tack in the box so he might be doing the best that he can.
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 5:14 PM

truckingman
Ok, I am staying away from her...
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 5:46 PM

goodster
I got better ways of spending my money.
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 6:53 PM

sbohica
I just assumed my sister thought I was kidding, damn!!!
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 7:14 PM

sbohica
Tears running down my face... I miss @happy hatin on me.
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 8:18 PM

wifebeater2000
@SBOHICA , sorry I got you’re bitches attention .
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posted on: 01-16-15 @ 9:29 PM

dullfeathers
Her last name must be meth.
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posted on: 01-17-15 @ 1:18 AM

mykejp
How much for a Cleveland Steamer?
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posted on: 01-17-15 @ 1:30 AM

fingers
Is there a discount if she didn't use a wet nap after the last guy.
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posted on: 01-17-15 @ 2:34 AM

slutsrfun
Sexy !!!
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posted on: 01-17-15 @ 4:48 PM

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