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posted by Big Jeff on 1/19/2015

My Key Doesn’t Work

Hey something's wrong with the new door handles. The more you try to turn it the stiffer it gets. I tried to hit it with WD40 and its at stiff as hell. On top of all that I think my key is stuck.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
xizang
Now, THAT’S a big penis!
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posted on: 01-19-15 @ 1:22 PM

bobbabooey
The prank he planned for his blind neighbor backfired
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posted on: 01-19-15 @ 1:26 PM

pinkdildolickr
The only thing a Ford key is good for...
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posted on: 01-19-15 @ 1:43 PM

toreal
I'm sure this door is at Ouch's house.
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posted on: 01-19-15 @ 1:46 PM

realtalks
+16
big Jeff heard Adam likes to open doors with his asshole!
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posted on: 01-19-15 @ 1:47 PM

goodster
He’s still there from two years ago??!!??
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posted on: 01-19-15 @ 2:11 PM

big_daddy305
You have to really jiggle the key and push down on the handle.
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posted on: 01-19-15 @ 2:40 PM

picklehiesner
Jiggle it ... It will cum out
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posted on: 01-19-15 @ 2:40 PM

vulture
i’de make it work...just stick an electric drill on it and put the trigger
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posted on: 01-19-15 @ 3:09 PM

xizang
Happy Robert E. Lee Day, bitchez.
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posted on: 01-19-15 @ 3:39 PM

toreal
^^^^^^Robert E Lee was a true loser. Got his ass kicked by the North lol.
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posted on: 01-19-15 @ 3:50 PM

truckingman
WTMF"BF? Is that a real MF" Dick or a MF" Dildo??? Scratching his head in disbeleive, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 01-19-15 @ 5:06 PM

whobe
I’d like to heat that key up with a cigarette lighter.
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posted on: 01-19-15 @ 5:24 PM

xizang
@ truckingman - That’s a THICK DICK. Sticking out thru a thick door.
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posted on: 01-19-15 @ 6:10 PM

ouch
@whobe I’d just hit it with a hammer
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posted on: 01-19-15 @ 6:13 PM

potrostation
1st Adam posted this pic then B.Jeff. There’s a patten here people.
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posted on: 01-19-15 @ 6:50 PM

nybadguy
Wonder what the dead bolt looks like.
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posted on: 01-19-15 @ 8:19 PM

spinal12
PORKYS
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posted on: 01-19-15 @ 9:52 PM

dullfeathers
Yes...Adam lockes his door with a Master Cock.
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posted on: 01-19-15 @ 10:53 PM

dullfeathers
The back one that is....
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posted on: 01-19-15 @ 11:11 PM

darkmadness
I would kick that shit from the side, Alot of trauma for that perv!
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 3:44 AM

xizang
Admit it, darkmadness - you would grab hold, twist and stroke and make some special sauce come out just for you.
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 2:33 PM

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