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posted by Adam H. on 1/20/2015

Bacon Anyone?

Would you like some bacon? Or perhaps you'd rather have some sausage. Both are possibilities. Ask real nice, and maybe he'll even whip you up some eggs and pancakes.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
nybadguy
That oil will hurt if it splashes on his junk.
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 10:54 AM

xdekayx
Good morning to you too Adam
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 10:58 AM

cheshiregrin
I’m sure he made a bacon-wrapped brat after this was taken.
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 11:04 AM

nybadguy
That's not adam. He likes sausage in the can. Could be jay thoe.
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 11:25 AM

marcodufour
Is he hoping if the bacon spits he won`t have to ?
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 11:26 AM

xizang
Ahhhh... Bacon, a little sausage and a couple meatballs for breakfast!
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 11:31 AM

bigdaddy88
I hate cooking bacon. with the splash back of the grease. This guy does it naked, very ballsy (no puns intended)
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 11:46 AM

cellule
..I could’nt c’hair’ less.
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 11:49 AM

makeyarise
Plz... No hair on my bacon!!
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 1:05 PM

vulture
bacon sausage 2 eggs and don’t forgot the fried bread
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 1:13 PM

sbohica
This is just way too fucking gay!!! PG ADAM, stands for Peanut Gallery not Penis Gallery!!!
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 1:22 PM

bobbabooey
Penis. The other other white meat.
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 1:42 PM

yeknom
This is upsetting for multiple reasons.
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 2:28 PM

ouch
Definitely not a muslim
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 3:49 PM

whobe
Hes the cook at IHOP.
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 4:29 PM

burlyfish
A man that lives life on the edge and by his own rules .Such a risk taker .
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 4:35 PM

happyjack
Ahhhh my favorite....a penis. (just trying to make ouch feel like he wasn't all alone for a second). Ok second is up.
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 4:55 PM

sbohica
Ok @happy... U wanted to fuck a guy right in the pussy to take the coveted WICS award and now this... Hmmmmmmm....
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 5:22 PM

danmanp821
" Loving you is like frying bacon naked, you tempt me darling then you torture me!" Roger Alan Wade.
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 5:48 PM

picklehiesner
That’s gunna start a brush fire
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 5:54 PM

goodster
I’ll skip breakfast today,, Thank You!
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 5:58 PM

pinchetumadre
O god damn you fuckersmm I would have rather seen some bashed on brain's or street pizza
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 7:12 PM

longhungwong
Not enough meat there to satisfy an anorexic midget.
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 7:18 PM

eldiablo
I have my bacon with no egss or sausage please.
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 8:08 PM

truckingman
He is going to burn his MF" DICK OFF!!!
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 8:17 PM

ouch
@truckingman Thank You captain obvious
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 8:18 PM

truckingman
Ouch, no women would suck off a third dregree burnt dick...
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 8:56 PM

redhedridr
Even I know better than to fry bacon without an apron! OUCH!
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 9:13 PM

bigtex
The odds are in his favor! Little dick equals less surface area for grease to splash on!
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 10:10 PM

mykejp
A legitimate argument for a vegan breakfast.
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 11:43 PM

darkmadness
The crabs on his dick could play commando through that bush!
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posted on: 01-20-15 @ 11:53 PM

realtalks
He's planning on using the bacon grease as lube
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posted on: 01-21-15 @ 1:42 AM

breakfastblunt
Touché. Good to see a man who takes proper precaution with Teflon.
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posted on: 01-21-15 @ 7:03 AM

loulou
Fucking gross. Ever hear of manscaping? I feel sorry for the woman that has to suck that hairy little fucker!
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posted on: 01-23-15 @ 1:46 AM

loulou
His pubes are longer than his dick!
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posted on: 01-23-15 @ 1:47 AM

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