Bacon Anyone?

Would you like some bacon? Or perhaps you'd rather have some sausage. Both are possibilities. Ask real nice, and maybe he'll even whip you up some eggs and pancakes.

35 Comments
  • nybadguy January 20, 2015

    That oil will hurt if it splashes on his junk.

    +7
  • xdekayx January 20, 2015

    Good morning to you too Adam

    +4
  • cheshiregrin January 20, 2015

    I'm sure he made a bacon-wrapped brat after this was taken.

    +3
  • nybadguy January 20, 2015

    That's not adam. He likes sausage in the can. Could be jay thoe.

    +3
  • marcodufour January 20, 2015

    Is he hoping if the bacon spits he won`t have to ?

    +2
  • xizang January 20, 2015

    Ahhhh... Bacon, a little sausage and a couple meatballs for breakfast!

    +3
  • bigdaddy88 January 20, 2015

    I hate cooking bacon. with the splash back of the grease. This guy does it naked, very ballsy (no puns intended)

    +2
  • cellule January 20, 2015

    ..I could'nt c'hair' less.

    +3
  • makeyarise January 20, 2015

    Plz... No hair on my bacon!!

    +5
  • vulture January 20, 2015

    bacon sausage 2 eggs and don't forgot the fried bread

    +2
  • sbohica January 20, 2015

    This is just way too fucking gay!!! PG ADAM, stands for Peanut Gallery not Penis Gallery!!!

    +4
  • bobbabooey January 20, 2015

    Penis. The other other white meat.

    +2
  • yeknom January 20, 2015

    This is upsetting for multiple reasons.

    +4
  • ouch January 20, 2015

    Definitely not a muslim

    +1
  • whobe January 20, 2015

    Hes the cook at IHOP.

    +1
  • burlyfish January 20, 2015

    A man that lives life on the edge and by his own rules .Such a risk taker .

    +1
  • happyjack January 20, 2015

    Ahhhh my favorite....a penis. (just trying to make ouch feel like he wasn't all alone for a second). Ok second is up.

    +4
  • sbohica January 20, 2015

    Ok @happy... U wanted to fuck a guy right in the pussy to take the coveted WICS award and now this... Hmmmmmmm....

    +1
  • danmanp821 January 20, 2015

    " Loving you is like frying bacon naked, you tempt me darling then you torture me!" Roger Alan Wade.

    +2
  • picklehiesner January 20, 2015

    That's gunna start a brush fire

    +6
  • goodster January 20, 2015

    I'll skip breakfast today,, Thank You!

    +3
  • pinchetumadre January 20, 2015

    O god damn you fuckersmm I would have rather seen some bashed on brain's or street pizza

    +1
  • longhungwong January 20, 2015

    Not enough meat there to satisfy an anorexic midget.

    +6
  • eldiablo January 20, 2015

    I have my bacon with no egss or sausage please.

    +1
  • truckingman January 20, 2015

    He is going to burn his MF" DICK OFF!!!

    +2
  • ouch January 20, 2015

    @truckingman Thank You captain obvious

    +0
  • truckingman January 20, 2015

    Ouch, no women would suck off a third dregree burnt dick...

    +3
  • redhedridr January 20, 2015

    Even I know better than to fry bacon without an apron! OUCH!

    +0
  • bigtex January 20, 2015

    The odds are in his favor! Little dick equals less surface area for grease to splash on!

    +0
  • mykejp January 21, 2015

    A legitimate argument for a vegan breakfast.

    +2
  • darkmadness January 21, 2015

    The crabs on his dick could play commando through that bush!

    +1
  • realtalks January 21, 2015

    He's planning on using the bacon grease as lube

    +1
  • breakfastblunt January 21, 2015

    Touché. Good to see a man who takes proper precaution with Teflon.

    +0
  • loulou January 23, 2015

    Fucking gross. Ever hear of manscaping? I feel sorry for the woman that has to suck that hairy little fucker!

    +0
  • loulou January 23, 2015

    His pubes are longer than his dick!

    +0
 
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