Would you like some bacon? Or perhaps you'd rather have some sausage. Both are possibilities. Ask real nice, and maybe he'll even whip you up some eggs and pancakes.
That oil will hurt if it splashes on his junk.
Good morning to you too Adam
I'm sure he made a bacon-wrapped brat after this was taken.
That's not adam. He likes sausage in the can. Could be jay thoe.
Is he hoping if the bacon spits he won`t have to ?
Ahhhh... Bacon, a little sausage and a couple meatballs for breakfast!
I hate cooking bacon. with the splash back of the grease. This guy does it naked, very ballsy (no puns intended)
..I could'nt c'hair' less.
Plz... No hair on my bacon!!
bacon sausage 2 eggs and don't forgot the fried bread
This is just way too fucking gay!!! PG ADAM, stands for Peanut Gallery not Penis Gallery!!!
Penis. The other other white meat.
This is upsetting for multiple reasons.
Definitely not a muslim
Hes the cook at IHOP.
A man that lives life on the edge and by his own rules .Such a risk taker .
Ahhhh my favorite....a penis. (just trying to make ouch feel like he wasn't all alone for a second). Ok second is up.
Ok @happy... U wanted to fuck a guy right in the pussy to take the coveted WICS award and now this... Hmmmmmmm....
" Loving you is like frying bacon naked, you tempt me darling then you torture me!" Roger Alan Wade.
That's gunna start a brush fire
I'll skip breakfast today,, Thank You!
O god damn you fuckersmm I would have rather seen some bashed on brain's or street pizza
Not enough meat there to satisfy an anorexic midget.
I have my bacon with no egss or sausage please.
He is going to burn his MF" DICK OFF!!!
@truckingman Thank You captain obvious
Ouch, no women would suck off a third dregree burnt dick...
Even I know better than to fry bacon without an apron! OUCH!
The odds are in his favor! Little dick equals less surface area for grease to splash on!
A legitimate argument for a vegan breakfast.
The crabs on his dick could play commando through that bush!
He's planning on using the bacon grease as lube
Touché. Good to see a man who takes proper precaution with Teflon.
Fucking gross. Ever hear of manscaping? I feel sorry for the woman that has to suck that hairy little fucker!
His pubes are longer than his dick!