He's got his own personal ass assistant. If he doesn't do the best job wiping after dropping a deuce, no problem. She'll reach down there and finger him clean. And if she reaches a little deeper, she can even give him a reach around.
How romantic. Thumbing his ass while he watches soccer.
fat bitch loves them dingle berries
She told him to order an appetizer, now she going in for the nuts n berries!
There isn't a shred of mystery in there lives.
it's always the other way around !
I hate when my wife touches my ass. She ever tried that I'd deck her square in the throat
Ouch and Shenanigans?
That's why I bartend downtown and not in the suburbs. Fuckin trash shows up in those neighborhood bars.
Talk about being elbow deep in shit.
Ouch is'nt being kept on a leash?
Their Fudgepacker fans so obviously she's just digging for a little downundacheese,
Maybe that's where they keep their cash. Alot of thieves out there these days.
Her: "I love fondling your balls."
Him: "Those aren't my balls. Those are my dingleberries."
Her: "Even better."
Honey I put my money in my ass can you get it please
This is why I love those free peanuts. Nothing better then playing guess where the person sharing these; fingers have been.
I don't even get that close to MY ass after a long day of work.
"Was looking for change, got nuts"
That's it babe.. a little to the left... a little to the left.
Maybe she's trying to keep her hands warm with his beer farts?
Maybe he's an amputee and the poor fucker can't scratch his own shitter?
She has got him by the Balls...
Ay ma i did wipe!
Scratch and sniff....
He is her personal hand puppet.
I hope he holds the door for her.
If your gonna be that way, you may as well drop trow and go for it.
This is how Jeff Dunham got his start in comedy