He's Always Well Prepared

That's quite the utility belt he's got there. Looks like he has a dildo for every occasion. The guy sitting down with the fanny pack seems pretty interested. Which one do you think he's eying up for his very own rectum?

18 Comments
  • bobbabooey January 22, 2015

    That belt is a fashion dildon't

    +6
  • potrostation January 22, 2015

    Keep your wood in your pants!

    +2
  • cellule January 22, 2015

    Under-cover cop fail.

    +3
  • fistermister January 22, 2015

    I didn't know Lorena Bobbitt started her own fashion line.

    +3
  • whobe January 22, 2015

    Waist Chimes.

    +2
  • bigtex January 22, 2015

    Party at Adam's!!

    +3
  • azzholee January 22, 2015

    it appears there is some maintenance work going on in th cs office and that is their too kit

    +4
  • realtalks January 22, 2015

    Don't ask this guy to loan you a phillips or flathead screwdriver, you will get something totally different then what you were expecting.

    +3
  • negrodeleto January 22, 2015

    Adam's utility belt when he's "out on a job"

    +6
  • mykejp January 22, 2015

    Someone stole Kim Kardashian's utility belt.

    -1
  • bigdaddy88 January 22, 2015

    Im guessing this is a San Francisco cop.

    +4
  • siko666 January 22, 2015

    You go right ahead and sell them wooden dildos. I'll be ready with the tweezers to pull out all the fucking slivers. Yes, I accept a piece of ass for gratuity.

    +2
  • burlyfish January 22, 2015

    Makes you wonder what his suspenders look like .

    +2
  • truckingman January 22, 2015

    I hope thoughs things are made of real wood as from a tree...

    Eye twitching, Robert Hallock

    tthe truckingman.

    +0
  • fulmerino January 22, 2015

    Got Wood?

    +2
  • breakfastblunt January 22, 2015

    That fanny pack is gayer than his belt

    +2
  • picklehiesner January 23, 2015

    Sweet collection of woodys bro

    +2
  • cheshiregrin January 25, 2015

    Holy shit, it's an urban headhunter.

    +0
 
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