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posted by Adam H. on 1/22/2015

He's Always Well Prepared

That's quite the utility belt he's got there. Looks like he has a dildo for every occasion. The guy sitting down with the fanny pack seems pretty interested. Which one do you think he's eying up for his very own rectum?
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
bobbabooey
That belt is a fashion dildon't
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posted on: 01-22-15 @ 12:24 PM

potrostation
Keep your wood in your pants!
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posted on: 01-22-15 @ 12:51 PM

cellule
Under-cover cop fail.
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posted on: 01-22-15 @ 1:10 PM

fistermister
I didn’t know Lorena Bobbitt started her own fashion line.
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posted on: 01-22-15 @ 1:19 PM

whobe
Waist Chimes.
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posted on: 01-22-15 @ 1:21 PM

bigtex
Party at Adam's!!
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posted on: 01-22-15 @ 1:26 PM

azzholee
it appears there is some maintenance work going on in th cs office and that is their too kit
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posted on: 01-22-15 @ 1:44 PM

realtalks
Don't ask this guy to loan you a phillips or flathead screwdriver, you will get something totally different then what you were expecting.
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posted on: 01-22-15 @ 1:49 PM

negrodeleto
Adam's utility belt when he's "out on a job"
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posted on: 01-22-15 @ 1:51 PM

mykejp
Someone stole Kim Kardashian's utility belt.
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posted on: 01-22-15 @ 2:48 PM

bigdaddy88
Im guessing this is a San Francisco cop.
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posted on: 01-22-15 @ 3:26 PM

siko666
You go right ahead and sell them wooden dildos. I’ll be ready with the tweezers to pull out all the fucking slivers. Yes, I accept a piece of ass for gratuity.
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posted on: 01-22-15 @ 3:53 PM

burlyfish
Makes you wonder what his suspenders look like .
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posted on: 01-22-15 @ 5:05 PM

truckingman
I hope thoughs things are made of real wood as from a tree... Eye twitching, Robert Hallock tthe truckingman.
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posted on: 01-22-15 @ 5:16 PM

fulmerino
Got Wood?
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posted on: 01-22-15 @ 5:51 PM

breakfastblunt
That fanny pack is gayer than his belt
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posted on: 01-22-15 @ 7:01 PM

picklehiesner
Sweet collection of woodys bro
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posted on: 01-23-15 @ 12:08 AM

cheshiregrin
Holy shit, it’s an urban headhunter.
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posted on: 01-25-15 @ 10:06 PM

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