Zip With Caution

Thanks for the warning, but anytime I have jagged pieces of metal near my dick and balls, I'm on full alert. I've spent a lot of years making sure my penis doesn't get shredded.

21 Comments
  • donunderstan January 23, 2015

    WIC isn't enough. Gotta do this to avoid getting sued for tequila dick.

    +0
  • iluvkitty January 23, 2015

    Funny, Adam's asshole has the same warning.

    +6
  • zmolez January 23, 2015

    My cock coulda used that warning years ago

    +1
  • bobbabooey January 23, 2015

    This is a good idea because of all the dipshits that need to be told to not get their dicks caught in their zippers.

    +3
  • azzholee January 23, 2015

    i dont think you have to worry about that, adam. i bet it's microscopic

    +0
  • Adam H. January 23, 2015

    Send us your tits, azzholee, you dirty whore.

    +12
  • azzholee January 23, 2015

    ^^^ i do really care and treasure all of your lame arse gibberish, adam.

    +1
  • azzholee January 23, 2015

    and you whine about people not signing up in this website, creep

    +1
  • cellule January 23, 2015

    @azzholee : did your brain got stuck in a zipper?

    +5
  • fistermister January 23, 2015

    Frank and beans.

    +2
  • azzholee January 23, 2015

    i was being sarcastic cellule

    +1
  • azzholee January 23, 2015

    @cellule - i was saying i dont really give a crap and people aren't signing up because of that creepiness.

    +1
  • realtalks January 23, 2015

    Hey azzholee it sounds like you are infatuated with Adam a little... Are you hanging outside his bedroom jerking it? As for the video all it takes is one idiot to produce a warning sign so future idiots don't repeat the mistake

    +6
  • cellule January 23, 2015

    @azzholee : ask your mom/wife/gf/dog, whoever, for 10$ and get a VIP.. Pay 20$ and get next year for free!

    +5
  • truckingman January 23, 2015

    I have caught my scrotum, ball sack, at one time that Shit hurts...

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • picklehiesner January 23, 2015

    Captain obvious pants

    +3
  • potrostation January 23, 2015

    Adam your comment is totally off topic. +1

    +1
  • scottishtits77 January 24, 2015

    I thought of Something about Mary when I saw this pic! Thank goodness I have a vagina, and a vagina that doesn't have flappy bits that can get stuck in a zipper!

    +1
  • justvisiting January 24, 2015

    The French translate their warning signs too literally.

    +0
  • wifebeater2000 January 24, 2015

    Scottish tits has a vag ????

    +0
  • cheshiregrin January 25, 2015

    @wifebeater2000 I'd think it would've been obvious since she calls herself TITS. :p

    +0
 
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