> PICTURES > ZIP WITH CAUTION
Crazyshit.com Pro Tip: Meet Hot Chicks for By Using Fling!!
Zip With Caution
Rate This:
sucks 12345678910 awesome

posted by Adam H. on 1/23/2015

Zip With Caution

Thanks for the warning, but anytime I have jagged pieces of metal near my dick and balls, I'm on full alert. I've spent a lot of years making sure my penis doesn't get shredded.
EMAILED: 2
VIEWED: 17578
RATING: 7/10
Silly Signs


We love short shorts

Cock Sucker!

Virgin Ass Destroyed

Beach BJ

Stuffed to the rim with him!

Jennifer Aniston We Love You
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
donunderstan
WIC isn't enough. Gotta do this to avoid getting sued for tequila dick.
[reply]
posted on: 01-23-15 @ 12:05 PM

iluvkitty
Funny, Adam’s asshole has the same warning.
[reply]
posted on: 01-23-15 @ 12:05 PM

zmolez
My cock coulda used that warning years ago
[reply]
posted on: 01-23-15 @ 12:12 PM

bobbabooey
This is a good idea because of all the dipshits that need to be told to not get their dicks caught in their zippers.
[reply]
posted on: 01-23-15 @ 12:22 PM

azzholee
i dont think you have to worry about that, adam. i bet it’s microscopic
[reply]
posted on: 01-23-15 @ 12:28 PM

Adam H.
+12
Send us your tits, azzholee, you dirty whore.
[reply]
posted on: 01-23-15 @ 12:39 PM

azzholee
^^^ i do really care and treasure all of your lame arse gibberish, adam.
[reply]
posted on: 01-23-15 @ 12:49 PM

azzholee
and you whine about people not signing up in this website, creep
[reply]
posted on: 01-23-15 @ 12:50 PM

cellule
@azzholee : did your brain got stuck in a zipper?
[reply]
posted on: 01-23-15 @ 1:42 PM

fistermister
Frank and beans.
[reply]
posted on: 01-23-15 @ 1:52 PM

azzholee
i was being sarcastic cellule
[reply]
posted on: 01-23-15 @ 2:01 PM

azzholee
@cellule - i was saying i dont really give a crap and people aren’t signing up because of that creepiness.
[reply]
posted on: 01-23-15 @ 2:21 PM

realtalks
Hey azzholee it sounds like you are infatuated with Adam a little... Are you hanging outside his bedroom jerking it? As for the video all it takes is one idiot to produce a warning sign so future idiots don't repeat the mistake
[reply]
posted on: 01-23-15 @ 2:32 PM

cellule
@azzholee : ask your mom/wife/gf/dog, whoever, for 10$ and get a VIP.. Pay 20$ and get next year for free!
[reply]
posted on: 01-23-15 @ 3:20 PM

truckingman
I have caught my scrotum, ball sack, at one time that Shit hurts... Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
[reply]
posted on: 01-23-15 @ 4:14 PM

picklehiesner
Captain obvious pants
[reply]
posted on: 01-23-15 @ 6:07 PM

potrostation
Adam your comment is totally off topic. +1
[reply]
posted on: 01-23-15 @ 7:59 PM

scottishtits77
I thought of Something about Mary when I saw this pic! Thank goodness I have a vagina, and a vagina that doesn’t have flappy bits that can get stuck in a zipper!
[reply]
posted on: 01-24-15 @ 5:54 AM

justvisiting
The French translate their warning signs too literally.
[reply]
posted on: 01-24-15 @ 8:25 AM

wifebeater2000
Scottish tits has a vag ????
[reply]
posted on: 01-24-15 @ 10:07 PM

cheshiregrin
@wifebeater2000 I’d think it would’ve been obvious since she calls herself TITS. :p
[reply]
posted on: 01-25-15 @ 9:46 PM

Related Shit

ZIP IT UP... ZIP IT UP...
Who the fuck came up with the idea for a zipper fl....
MYSTERY OF HOW ... MYSTERY OF HOW ...
You ever wonder how those chicks get into skinny j....
SOME GOOD OLD F... SOME GOOD OLD F...
I think more parents need to take an interest in w....
LOSE THE NUT HU... LOSE THE NUT HU...
Really? Is that fucking necessary, guy? This assho....
WANG DOESN'T NE... WANG DOESN'T NE...
I wondered how guys actually put their tight ass s....
CAUTION SLIPPER... CAUTION SLIPPER...
Mmmm I'm all about the caution when wet. Don't mov....
DO NOT INSERT I... DO NOT INSERT I...
All right, so if I can't insert these in my penis,....
DUMB KIDS PLUS ... DUMB KIDS PLUS ...
Equals one seriously stupid kid that gets his pant....
PORK N BEAN PUK... PORK N BEAN PUK...
If this ever happens to you please hang up your dr....
NICE SLIT... NICE SLIT...
I must say, I like her jeans, but really I've been....
HOT SEXY BOOTY ... HOT SEXY BOOTY ...
That hot sexy ass won't fit in those pants but I'm....
YOU GOT JIZZ ON... YOU GOT JIZZ ON...
If I wanted sperm all over my jeans, I would save ....
NICE JEAN JACKE... NICE JEAN JACKE...
That's an interesting take on wearing a jean jacke....
TIME TO WASH YO... TIME TO WASH YO...
If you have flies gathering around your asscrack t....
FRENCH FLY FUCK... FRENCH FLY FUCK...
This is a fetish I've not seen until now, but appa....
HER PUSSY IS DR... HER PUSSY IS DR...
Most chicks sit down to pee, some like to squat an....