Golden Rod

He's got the Midas touch and everything he touches with his penis turns to gold. So obviously, there are no golden vaginas out there. Just his hands, couple flesh lights, a few pillows and a blow up doll. And iluvkitty's mouth of course.

27 Comments
  • iluvkitty January 23, 2015

    golden covered chocolate??? hmmm, seems Charlie is getting molested instead of getting a chocolate factory.

    +2
  • bobbabooey January 23, 2015

    I don't mean to throw him under the bus, but it looks like Realtalks' avatar. Hmmmmm.

    +9
  • nybadguy January 23, 2015

    Wonder what the neighbors think when they see him in the window.

    +3
  • azzholee January 23, 2015

    that person was already dead and decomposing, just look at the face

    +2
  • bobbabooey January 23, 2015

    This explains rockinron's absence

    +9
  • fistermister January 23, 2015

    Jay, are you losing weight bro?

    +4
  • cellule January 23, 2015

    Green Giant, M.Clean, now here's Gold Bond.

    +3
  • sanitywelcomed January 23, 2015

    Oh yay, I'm seeing my nightmares in the daytime now

    +3
  • sbohica January 23, 2015

    Is that Forrest Whitaker in a missing scene of "The Crying Game"?

    +2
  • nudepoker69 January 23, 2015

    what a freak!

    +1
  • realtalks January 23, 2015

    Hey Bobbabooey the lips don't match bro but I'm thinking that Biggertalk has really gone off the deep end, I guess crazyshit was to much for him to handle!!

    +3
  • longhungwong January 23, 2015

    Is that Goldmember from the Austin Powers movies

    +4
  • ballshorts January 23, 2015

    And you say asians are weird?

    +1
  • truckingman January 23, 2015

    Now this is some "Weirder Shit" thaan the Japanese girl with her panties on her head...

    Shocked, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • ouch January 23, 2015

    Looks like an ouch potato

    +7
  • sbohica January 23, 2015

    Nice one ouchy, u lil tranny fiend!! Pow pow..

    +2
  • kanada January 23, 2015

    I wonder if he ordered pizza?

    +5
  • picklehiesner January 23, 2015

    Jamaican bobsled team got some cool new unitards

    +3
  • woozlewuzzle January 23, 2015

    What a creep,doing black face.

    +0
  • sbohica January 23, 2015

    Fuckin awesome kanada! +1

    +1
  • goodster January 23, 2015

    The wrestler Gold Dust sure has let himself go.

    +2
  • potrostation January 23, 2015

    The golden dildo.

    +0
  • kanada January 23, 2015

    Gold is on the rise.

    +0
  • jayisafag January 23, 2015

    Dont you ever wonder where in the fuckity fick these people get their weird ass attires from? Like wtf kind of website sells this shit????

    +2
  • spinal12 January 23, 2015

    He's a big Devo fan :(

    +0
  • scottishtits77 January 24, 2015

    Look at the size of those wanking spanners.....they are huge hands!!

    +1
  • cheshiregrin January 25, 2015

    And there goes my boner--I'm now a flat-chested and ugly woman. Nice going, Goldie. :|

    +0
 
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