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posted by Adam H. on 1/23/2015

Golden Rod

He's got the Midas touch and everything he touches with his penis turns to gold. So obviously, there are no golden vaginas out there. Just his hands, couple flesh lights, a few pillows and a blow up doll. And iluvkitty's mouth of course.
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iluvkitty
golden covered chocolate??? hmmm, seems Charlie is getting molested instead of getting a chocolate factory.
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posted on: 01-23-15 @ 12:45 PM

bobbabooey
I don't mean to throw him under the bus, but it looks like Realtalks' avatar. Hmmmmm.
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posted on: 01-23-15 @ 12:47 PM

nybadguy
Wonder what the neighbors think when they see him in the window.
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posted on: 01-23-15 @ 12:47 PM

azzholee
that person was already dead and decomposing, just look at the face
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posted on: 01-23-15 @ 12:51 PM

bobbabooey
This explains rockinron’s absence
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posted on: 01-23-15 @ 1:24 PM

fistermister
Jay, are you losing weight bro?
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posted on: 01-23-15 @ 1:33 PM

cellule
Green Giant, M.Clean, now here’s Gold Bond.
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posted on: 01-23-15 @ 1:37 PM

sanitywelcomed
Oh yay, I’m seeing my nightmares in the daytime now
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posted on: 01-23-15 @ 1:56 PM

sbohica
Is that Forrest Whitaker in a missing scene of "The Crying Game"?
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posted on: 01-23-15 @ 2:01 PM

nudepoker69
what a freak!
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posted on: 01-23-15 @ 2:16 PM

realtalks
Hey Bobbabooey the lips don't match bro but I'm thinking that Biggertalk has really gone off the deep end, I guess crazyshit was to much for him to handle!!
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posted on: 01-23-15 @ 2:49 PM

longhungwong
Is that Goldmember from the Austin Powers movies
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posted on: 01-23-15 @ 2:51 PM

ballshorts
And you say asians are weird?
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posted on: 01-23-15 @ 3:45 PM

truckingman
Now this is some "Weirder Shit" thaan the Japanese girl with her panties on her head... Shocked, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 01-23-15 @ 4:29 PM

ouch
Looks like an ouch potato
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posted on: 01-23-15 @ 5:23 PM

sbohica
Nice one ouchy, u lil tranny fiend!! Pow pow..
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posted on: 01-23-15 @ 5:54 PM

kanada
I wonder if he ordered pizza?
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posted on: 01-23-15 @ 5:56 PM

picklehiesner
Jamaican bobsled team got some cool new unitards
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posted on: 01-23-15 @ 5:56 PM

woozlewuzzle
What a creep,doing black face.
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posted on: 01-23-15 @ 6:52 PM

sbohica
Fuckin awesome kanada! +1
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posted on: 01-23-15 @ 6:53 PM

goodster
The wrestler Gold Dust sure has let himself go.
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posted on: 01-23-15 @ 7:20 PM

potrostation
The golden dildo.
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posted on: 01-23-15 @ 7:56 PM

kanada
Gold is on the rise.
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posted on: 01-23-15 @ 8:24 PM

jayisafag
Dont you ever wonder where in the fuckity fick these people get their weird ass attires from? Like wtf kind of website sells this shit????
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posted on: 01-23-15 @ 10:30 PM

spinal12
He’s a big Devo fan :(
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posted on: 01-23-15 @ 10:42 PM

scottishtits77
Look at the size of those wanking spanners.....they are huge hands!!
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posted on: 01-24-15 @ 5:50 AM

cheshiregrin
And there goes my boner--I’m now a flat-chested and ugly woman. Nice going, Goldie. :|
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posted on: 01-25-15 @ 9:10 PM

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