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posted by Adam H. on 1/27/2015

Time To Get Healthy

The doctor said I need to eat healthier if I want to live past the month, so let me get extra lettuce and tomato on that double bacon cheeseburger, hold the salt on my fries, and make it a diet Coke. I'm feeling healthier already.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
mykejp
When did fried grease become health food?
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posted on: 01-27-15 @ 12:50 PM

johnhancock
Helloooooo, Haven’t you heard of the favorites under 400??? DUU-Uuuuhhh
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posted on: 01-27-15 @ 12:50 PM

azzholee
does it matter when you know that you are going to die
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posted on: 01-27-15 @ 12:56 PM

fistermister
Lets me get one of them spicy fried chicken burgers.
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posted on: 01-27-15 @ 1:26 PM

bobbabooey
Hi, can I get a #3 super-sized with a 1,000 cc bag of Ringers Lactate to go?
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posted on: 01-27-15 @ 1:27 PM

bobbabooey
Excuse me, do you take Medicare?
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posted on: 01-27-15 @ 2:17 PM

makeyarise
The baconator and ventilator will go well together!!
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posted on: 01-27-15 @ 2:43 PM

cthulu
If the guy was a 500 ham beast in a skooter using up tax dollars to be fat I’d be pissed. This guy is probably just sick of hospital food and couldn’t take it anymore.
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posted on: 01-27-15 @ 2:54 PM

burlyfish
He is not a customer but a sales Rep .Just trying to see if they are interested in adding his Cardio Machine to the daily menu.
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posted on: 01-27-15 @ 3:30 PM

siko666
Dumb ass has a feeding pump hooked to him. Notice the feeding bag over the pump on the right...lol. No doubt there is a code gray (missing patient) at some hospital right and a nurse shitting her pants.
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posted on: 01-27-15 @ 4:33 PM

potrostation
One of their best customers.
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posted on: 01-27-15 @ 4:38 PM

picklehiesner
I think he just stopped by to say goodbye
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posted on: 01-27-15 @ 5:03 PM

big_daddy305
I hope he doesn’t think that’s a grease filter.
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posted on: 01-27-15 @ 5:15 PM

truckingman
What in The MF" BLUE FUCK??? How the Fuck did he get that thing out of what ever Health Care facility he was in??? LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 01-27-15 @ 5:17 PM

corruptedsob
The two black guys at the counter are probably robbing the place.
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posted on: 01-27-15 @ 5:44 PM

vulture
shouldn’t he be using the drive through with that contraption
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posted on: 01-27-15 @ 6:26 PM

whobe
This might be my last burger so can I get a BJ to go with my order.
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posted on: 01-27-15 @ 6:36 PM

kanada
Could I get the defibrillator with cheese and an EpiPen on the side.
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posted on: 01-27-15 @ 7:33 PM

nudepoker69
He need those carb!
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posted on: 01-27-15 @ 9:13 PM

spinal12
Thats right man with the glasses keep eating that junk and you’ll turn out like him.
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posted on: 01-27-15 @ 9:48 PM

realtalks
At that point you might as well supersize it also!!
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posted on: 01-27-15 @ 10:38 PM

rodeye2
Code red! code red!!, yea I hear that all the time, no I just want a #3 a #6 and a # 9 to go please I haven’t got much time.
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 6:22 AM

cellule
I’ll have my I.V. refilled, please.
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 9:56 AM

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