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This was sent in by one of our users who got all liquored up and then fell down his basement stairs. I know firsthand that stairs can be a real motherfucker after a fifth of whiskey. Get well soon, buddy.

27 Comments
  • happyjack January 28, 2015

    I would say maybe this is Rockinron, but no the hand isn't fat enough. This guy actually has space in between his fingers.

    +4
  • cellule January 28, 2015

    All this because of a splinter?

    +1
  • zmolez January 28, 2015

    At least the doctor will beleve you when you tell him what happened..unlike the "I fell down the stairs and this large cucumber went all the way up my ass" line of bullshit

    +5
  • fulmerino January 28, 2015

    Where the fuck is Ron???

    +3
  • bobbabooey January 28, 2015

    Are you the guy that busted through the drywall and fell down the stairwell last week?

    +1
  • fistermister January 28, 2015

    It's just a scratch quit you whining.

    +3
  • realtalks January 28, 2015

    More like a jammed thumb in a too tight butthole injury

    +1
  • picklehiesner January 28, 2015

    Lefty fappin for a while bro ... Get well soon

    +4
  • azzholee January 28, 2015

    i can see his ball and socket joint, ( that is knowns as ball and socket joint, i am not kidding by the way )

    +1
  • bobbabooey January 28, 2015

    @azzholee That's actually a hinge joint. It flexes and extends along a single plane of motion. A ball and socket joint, such as the hip joint, flexes/extends/adducts/abducts and rotates internally and externally. But I agree that it looks like a ball sack coming out of his hand.

    +3
  • ballshorts January 28, 2015

    Nobody in the visitors chair. Fuckin loner

    +1
  • happyjack January 28, 2015

    @bobbabooey tell us your story did you drop out of med school or loose your license for writing prescriptions for your buddies? Scary to think a practicing doctor would be participating around here as much as you do.

    +3
  • slutsrfun January 28, 2015

    That happens when you put one in the stink and she farts

    +2
  • makeyarise January 28, 2015

    A bad thumbsucker... Maybe he grow out of it one day!!

    +3
  • fuzzynaval420 January 28, 2015

    I hope your flexor tendon is intact the recovery from that is long and a total fucking bitch. Cheap pain meds though.

    +2
  • bobbabooey January 28, 2015

    @happyjack No, just a lowly fireman. All my neighbors think I never work because they don't notice that my car's gone 24 hours at a time. They think I'm always on vacation (nevermind that I'll be on vacation for the next 2 weeks).

    +2
  • kanada January 28, 2015

    @azzholee is wrong again. When adam wrote last week 'a unique' he was correct. And you said it should be 'an unique' which is incorrect. So what do you say @azzholee, 'an university' or 'a university'?

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  • goodster January 28, 2015

    You should move your thumb BEFORE you slam the car hood down.

    +2
  • bobbabooey January 28, 2015

    @goodster If shit like this didn't happen oil changes would only cost $5

    +3
  • truckingman January 28, 2015

    All I can say is "FUCK!!!"

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  • darkmadness January 28, 2015

    Must have hurt like hell.... A day after..

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  • vulture January 28, 2015

    you mean he fall down the stairs trying to get out of the basement :-)

    +2
  • azzholee January 28, 2015

    @bobbabooey - i was being sarcastic when i said "" i am not kidding by the way ""

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  • nybadguy January 28, 2015

    Can't say I've done that. Well. I did get drunk and fall down escalator stairs once at a train station. Coming back from a yankee game.

    +1
  • potrostation January 28, 2015

    Shit ,if it wasn't for one finger typing on your smart phone; half of you could never type a comment.It's becomeing like teeth with hillbillies around here.

    +3
  • cheshiregrin January 29, 2015

    And to think, it'll be a motherfucker when the stitches come out too! Good on you for having the pain tolerance to hold the camera steady while taking a picture though, and glad you didn't end up landing on your skull. Next time get whatever the fuck you need out of the basement /before/ getting tanked. Hope you end up healing fully from it though.

    +1
  • shawn6270 January 30, 2015

    That must have been one tight virgin???

    +0
 
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