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posted by Adam H. on 1/28/2015

User Submitted Broken Thumb

This was sent in by one of our users who got all liquored up and then fell down his basement stairs. I know firsthand that stairs can be a real motherfucker after a fifth of whiskey. Get well soon, buddy.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
happyjack
I would say maybe this is Rockinron, but no the hand isn't fat enough. This guy actually has space in between his fingers.
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 9:12 AM

cellule
All this because of a splinter?
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 9:53 AM

zmolez
At least the doctor will beleve you when you tell him what happened..unlike the "I fell down the stairs and this large cucumber went all the way up my ass" line of bullshit
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 9:55 AM

fulmerino
Where the fuck is Ron???
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 10:08 AM

bobbabooey
Are you the guy that busted through the drywall and fell down the stairwell last week?
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 10:25 AM

fistermister
It’s just a scratch quit you whining.
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 10:33 AM

realtalks
More like a jammed thumb in a too tight butthole injury
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 11:03 AM

picklehiesner
Lefty fappin for a while bro ... Get well soon
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 11:11 AM

azzholee
i can see his ball and socket joint, ( that is knowns as ball and socket joint, i am not kidding by the way )
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 11:23 AM

bobbabooey
@azzholee That's actually a hinge joint. It flexes and extends along a single plane of motion. A ball and socket joint, such as the hip joint, flexes/extends/adducts/abducts and rotates internally and externally. But I agree that it looks like a ball sack coming out of his hand.
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 11:48 AM

ballshorts
Nobody in the visitors chair. Fuckin loner
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 11:54 AM

happyjack
@bobbabooey tell us your story did you drop out of med school or loose your license for writing prescriptions for your buddies? Scary to think a practicing doctor would be participating around here as much as you do.
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 12:06 PM

slutsrfun
That happens when you put one in the stink and she farts
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 12:08 PM

makeyarise
A bad thumbsucker... Maybe he grow out of it one day!!
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 1:09 PM

fuzzynaval420
I hope your flexor tendon is intact the recovery from that is long and a total fucking bitch. Cheap pain meds though.
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 1:24 PM

bobbabooey
@happyjack No, just a lowly fireman. All my neighbors think I never work because they don't notice that my car's gone 24 hours at a time. They think I'm always on vacation (nevermind that I'll be on vacation for the next 2 weeks).
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 1:51 PM

kanada
@azzholee is wrong again. When adam wrote last week 'a unique' he was correct. And you said it should be 'an unique' which is incorrect. So what do you say @azzholee, 'an university' or 'a university'?
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 4:12 PM

goodster
You should move your thumb BEFORE you slam the car hood down.
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 4:27 PM

bobbabooey
@goodster If shit like this didn't happen oil changes would only cost $5
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 5:00 PM

truckingman
All I can say is "FUCK!!!"
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 5:17 PM

darkmadness
Must have hurt like hell.... A day after..
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 5:47 PM

vulture
you mean he fall down the stairs trying to get out of the basement :-)
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 6:22 PM

azzholee
@bobbabooey - i was being sarcastic when i said "" i am not kidding by the way ""
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 6:34 PM

nybadguy
Can't say I've done that. Well. I did get drunk and fall down escalator stairs once at a train station. Coming back from a yankee game.
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 6:49 PM

potrostation
Shit ,if it wasn’t for one finger typing on your smart phone; half of you could never type a comment.It’s becomeing like teeth with hillbillies around here.
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 7:50 PM

cheshiregrin
And to think, it’ll be a motherfucker when the stitches come out too! Good on you for having the pain tolerance to hold the camera steady while taking a picture though, and glad you didn’t end up landing on your skull. Next time get whatever the fuck you need out of the basement /before/ getting tanked. Hope you end up healing fully from it though.
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 11:19 PM

shawn6270
That must have been one tight virgin???
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posted on: 01-30-15 @ 9:42 PM

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