You Actually Fuck That Thing?
I understand you can't shell out five grand for a Real Doll, but how about spending 20 bucks on a suck job from a street whore? It seems more appealing than fucking a skeleton with a rubber pussy, held together with balloons. Or better yet, how about trying to use some of that creativity and ingenuity to get a girl to actually want to fuck you. Start with drunk fat chicks if you have to.
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First picture looks like zombie Karen Carpenter put on a little weight.
She just can't handle your 3rd week in a row on viagra.
Yep my girl is a dead fuck also...
I can smell your cunt.
That's a good idea. I never thought to use rubber bands. I love these life hacks.
I prefer a little more meat on the bone
DIY Sex doll? or Extreme Cheapskates ?
That first bag of bones must have put up quite a struggle so he had to tie her down
Probably works in the morgue and has been collecting parts for years.
Kristen Stewart?
I cannot think of anything creative to say about this....
@fulmerino I know what you mean. It took me 30 minutes. I had to get a cup of coffee and think about it.
What can I say? Pussy rules the world...
Seriously, I've woke up next to worse.
Dude, read a book on who to date real women. I think that will help you!
Oh fuck ya I would! Wouldn't have to waste any duct tape at all!
^^^@boobles.. Lol, obviously it does!! The putang til death, to the bones.
how do you know them are not a mans bones... and why is the first pic bent over and has a snatch attached where the booty hole should be at ...Crazy Fux...
Now I'm hungry for some ribs.
That's fucked..... literally
WHAT IN THE MOTHER FUCKING "BLUE FUCK???"
Eye twitching at this MF" SHIT, Robert Hallock
I'll stick to the hand and my wifes pussy ass and mouth.
Doesn't anyone just jerk off anymore! lmao
Both fatter and more attractive than Keira knightly. Her bloke's cock must look like a grated carrot after banging that bag of skin n bones.
poor bastards w/o internet porn.
@nybadguy me to, she loves it when I come over
@ouch +1. Just don't eat her meatloaf.
Rockinron, I thought I told you to stop building girlfriends out of your wife's remains....
@Boobles, exactly right!! This shit is down right sad!!! Social media has created people that don't know how to actually VERBALLY SPEAK to another real live human in person. Sex dolls made by psychopaths!!!!
This is just fucking nasty...I think I can smell that shit from here.
Olsen twins finally did a nude shoot.
I bet that's Amy Winehouse...
Here are some sick mother fuckers in this world