You Actually Fuck That Thing?

I understand you can't shell out five grand for a Real Doll, but how about spending 20 bucks on a suck job from a street whore? It seems more appealing than fucking a skeleton with a rubber pussy, held together with balloons. Or better yet, how about trying to use some of that creativity and ingenuity to get a girl to actually want to fuck you. Start with drunk fat chicks if you have to.

33 Comments
  • happyjack January 28, 2015

    First picture looks like zombie Karen Carpenter put on a little weight.

    +3
  • cellule January 28, 2015

    She just can't handle your 3rd week in a row on viagra.

    +0
  • zmolez January 28, 2015

    Yep my girl is a dead fuck also...

    +5
  • fistermister January 28, 2015

    I can smell your cunt.

    +1
  • bobbabooey January 28, 2015

    That's a good idea. I never thought to use rubber bands. I love these life hacks.

    +3
  • picklehiesner January 28, 2015

    I prefer a little more meat on the bone

    +5
  • dozer67 January 28, 2015

    DIY Sex doll? or Extreme Cheapskates ?

    +1
  • realtalks January 28, 2015

    That first bag of bones must have put up quite a struggle so he had to tie her down

    +1
  • dozer67 January 28, 2015

    Probably works in the morgue and has been collecting parts for years.

    +4
  • azzholee January 28, 2015

    Kristen Stewart?

    +1
  • fulmerino January 28, 2015

    I cannot think of anything creative to say about this....

    +1
  • bobbabooey January 28, 2015

    @fulmerino I know what you mean. It took me 30 minutes. I had to get a cup of coffee and think about it.

    +3
  • boobles January 28, 2015

    What can I say? Pussy rules the world...

    +10
  • donunderstan January 28, 2015

    Seriously, I've woke up next to worse.

    +3
  • 78782273 January 28, 2015

    Dude, read a book on who to date real women. I think that will help you!

    +3
  • morbuis669 January 28, 2015

    Oh fuck ya I would! Wouldn't have to waste any duct tape at all!

    +1
  • makeyarise January 28, 2015

    ^^^@boobles.. Lol, obviously it does!! The putang til death, to the bones.

    +3
  • ih8dumbfux January 28, 2015

    how do you know them are not a mans bones... and why is the first pic bent over and has a snatch attached where the booty hole should be at ...Crazy Fux...

    +0
  • goodster January 28, 2015

    Now I'm hungry for some ribs.

    +3
  • ouch January 28, 2015

    That's fucked..... literally

    +3
  • truckingman January 28, 2015

    WHAT IN THE MOTHER FUCKING "BLUE FUCK???"

    Eye twitching at this MF" SHIT, Robert Hallock

    +2
  • nybadguy January 28, 2015

    I'll stick to the hand and my wifes pussy ass and mouth.

    +3
  • chipper812 January 28, 2015

    Doesn't anyone just jerk off anymore! lmao

    +3
  • scottishtits77 January 28, 2015

    Both fatter and more attractive than Keira knightly. Her bloke's cock must look like a grated carrot after banging that bag of skin n bones.

    +3
  • potrostation January 28, 2015

    poor bastards w/o internet porn.

    +4
  • ouch January 28, 2015

    @nybadguy me to, she loves it when I come over

    +3
  • nybadguy January 28, 2015

    @ouch +1. Just don't eat her meatloaf.

    +3
  • captainkidd January 28, 2015

    Rockinron, I thought I told you to stop building girlfriends out of your wife's remains....

    +3
  • bigtex January 28, 2015

    @Boobles, exactly right!! This shit is down right sad!!! Social media has created people that don't know how to actually VERBALLY SPEAK to another real live human in person. Sex dolls made by psychopaths!!!!

    +0
  • cheshiregrin January 28, 2015

    This is just fucking nasty...I think I can smell that shit from here.

    +1
  • eldiablo January 28, 2015

    Olsen twins finally did a nude shoot.

    +0
  • allcaps January 29, 2015

    I bet that's Amy Winehouse...

    +0
  • fatlarry January 29, 2015

    Here are some sick mother fuckers in this world

    +0
 
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