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posted by Adam H. on 1/28/2015

You Actually Fuck That Thing?

I understand you can't shell out five grand for a Real Doll, but how about spending 20 bucks on a suck job from a street whore? It seems more appealing than fucking a skeleton with a rubber pussy, held together with balloons. Or better yet, how about trying to use some of that creativity and ingenuity to get a girl to actually want to fuck you. Start with drunk fat chicks if you have to.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
happyjack
First picture looks like zombie Karen Carpenter put on a little weight.
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 9:04 AM

cellule
She just can’t handle your 3rd week in a row on viagra.
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 9:43 AM

zmolez
Yep my girl is a dead fuck also...
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 9:52 AM

fistermister
I can smell your cunt.
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 10:13 AM

bobbabooey
That's a good idea. I never thought to use rubber bands. I love these life hacks.
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 10:36 AM

picklehiesner
I prefer a little more meat on the bone
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 11:00 AM

dozer67
DIY Sex doll? or Extreme Cheapskates ?
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 11:12 AM

realtalks
That first bag of bones must have put up quite a struggle so he had to tie her down
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 11:14 AM

dozer67
Probably works in the morgue and has been collecting parts for years.
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 11:21 AM

azzholee
Kristen Stewart?
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 11:27 AM

fulmerino
I cannot think of anything creative to say about this....
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 11:28 AM

bobbabooey
@fulmerino I know what you mean. It took me 30 minutes. I had to get a cup of coffee and think about it.
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 11:59 AM

boobles
+10
What can I say? Pussy rules the world...
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 12:26 PM

donunderstan
Seriously, I've woke up next to worse.
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 12:28 PM

78782273
Dude, read a book on who to date real women. I think that will help you!
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 12:47 PM

morbuis669
Oh fuck ya I would! Wouldn’t have to waste any duct tape at all!
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 1:16 PM

makeyarise
^^^@boobles.. Lol, obviously it does!! The putang til death, to the bones.
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 1:27 PM

ih8dumbfux
how do you know them are not a mans bones... and why is the first pic bent over and has a snatch attached where the booty hole should be at ...Crazy Fux...
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 2:20 PM

goodster
Now I’m hungry for some ribs.
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 4:15 PM

ouch
That’s fucked..... literally
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 4:27 PM

truckingman
WHAT IN THE MOTHER FUCKING "BLUE FUCK???" Eye twitching at this MF" SHIT, Robert Hallock
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 5:29 PM

nybadguy
I'll stick to the hand and my wifes pussy ass and mouth.
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 5:51 PM

chipper812
Doesn’t anyone just jerk off anymore! lmao
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 5:56 PM

scottishtits77
Both fatter and more attractive than Keira knightly. Her bloke’s cock must look like a grated carrot after banging that bag of skin n bones.
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 6:39 PM

potrostation
poor bastards w/o internet porn.
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 7:38 PM

ouch
@nybadguy me to, she loves it when I come over
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 8:20 PM

nybadguy
@ouch +1. Just don't eat her meatloaf.
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 8:52 PM

captainkidd
Rockinron, I thought I told you to stop building girlfriends out of your wife’s remains....
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 9:16 PM

bigtex
@Boobles, exactly right!! This shit is down right sad!!! Social media has created people that don't know how to actually VERBALLY SPEAK to another real live human in person. Sex dolls made by psychopaths!!!!
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 10:11 PM

cheshiregrin
This is just fucking nasty...I think I can smell that shit from here.
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 10:42 PM

eldiablo
Olsen twins finally did a nude shoot.
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posted on: 01-28-15 @ 10:44 PM

allcaps
I bet that’s Amy Winehouse...
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posted on: 01-29-15 @ 3:55 AM

fatlarry
Here are some sick mother fuckers in this world
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posted on: 01-29-15 @ 6:04 PM

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