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posted by Adam H. on 1/31/2015

Who Wants Some Shaolin Fried Chicken?

Colonel Sanders is worldwide, bitches, and he's even over there in China, serving up his delicious fried chicken. Well, maybe. I'm guessing it's actually fried rat disguised as chicken. Either way, he's sporting some sweet threads. I bet you didn't know the Colonel is a Kung-Fu master, did you?
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
breakfastblunt
Haha dressing up the colonel dressed as goku and in moon boots. Silly fuckin Asians. Almost makes me embarrassed to be half Thai. Almost.
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posted on: 01-31-15 @ 1:02 PM

corruptedsob
I didn't know they had niggers in China .
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posted on: 01-31-15 @ 1:05 PM

2indastink
gooks are little wang tit fuckers.
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posted on: 01-31-15 @ 1:05 PM

vulture
Grasshopper is starting to show his age
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posted on: 01-31-15 @ 1:12 PM

potrostation
Deep fried dog. Yumm.
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posted on: 01-31-15 @ 1:21 PM

woozlewuzzle
Kneel before your one true god black people.
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posted on: 01-31-15 @ 1:24 PM

bobbabooey
How much you wanna bet two of his "secret" herbs and spices are MSG and soy sauce
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posted on: 01-31-15 @ 2:05 PM

darkmadness
@Bobbabooey, And the oil drum they don’t change for a week, And GMO with other dirty greases, ;/
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posted on: 01-31-15 @ 2:36 PM

fistermister
You want calico o Siamese chicken, Niggah?
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posted on: 01-31-15 @ 2:42 PM

realtalks
It's colonel sanders-son whipping up that Kung pow chicken!!
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posted on: 01-31-15 @ 3:07 PM

big_daddy305
Dragon Ball chicken. Now you know what goes on in KFC with your chicken and the "cooks".
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posted on: 01-31-15 @ 3:17 PM

big_daddy305
You like Dragon Ball? Good because I’m draggin my balls all over this chicken!
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posted on: 01-31-15 @ 3:20 PM

picklehiesner
Kung po Sanders
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posted on: 01-31-15 @ 4:06 PM

mykejp
Wouldn't the dragon get pissed, with the Colonel holding his balls?
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posted on: 01-31-15 @ 4:33 PM

goodster
So it was China Town that chicken truck tipped over in the other day.
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posted on: 01-31-15 @ 6:46 PM

scottishtits77
You wan shitty chicken zipperhead?
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posted on: 01-31-15 @ 6:56 PM

cellule
To reduce nuclear contamination at KFC, Sanders is wearing the apropriated PPE.
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posted on: 01-31-15 @ 11:43 PM

yeknom
I don't know why I'd expect you guys to know this, but that costume (and the ball he's holding) is from Dragon Ball. A Japanese show. Plus that's japanese writing I see in the background. So I'd say this is from Japan, not China.
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posted on: 02-01-15 @ 8:45 AM

yeknom
スロ
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posted on: 02-01-15 @ 8:48 AM

eldiablo
The kernel really got around.
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posted on: 02-01-15 @ 12:59 PM

makeyarise
I didn't know the Colonel Sanders was so short..
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posted on: 02-01-15 @ 1:24 PM

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