Who Wants Some Shaolin Fried Chicken?

Colonel Sanders is worldwide, bitches, and he's even over there in China, serving up his delicious fried chicken. Well, maybe. I'm guessing it's actually fried rat disguised as chicken. Either way, he's sporting some sweet threads. I bet you didn't know the Colonel is a Kung-Fu master, did you?

21 Comments
  • breakfastblunt January 31, 2015

    Haha dressing up the colonel dressed as goku and in moon boots. Silly fuckin Asians. Almost makes me embarrassed to be half Thai. Almost.

    -1
  • corruptedsob January 31, 2015

    I didn't know they had niggers in China .

    +4
  • 2indastink January 31, 2015

    gooks are little wang tit fuckers.

    +0
  • vulture January 31, 2015

    Grasshopper is starting to show his age

    +1
  • potrostation January 31, 2015

    Deep fried dog. Yumm.

    +1
  • woozlewuzzle January 31, 2015

    Kneel before your one true god black people.

    +2
  • bobbabooey January 31, 2015

    How much you wanna bet two of his "secret" herbs and spices are MSG and soy sauce

    +6
  • darkmadness January 31, 2015

    @Bobbabooey, And the oil drum they don't change for a week, And GMO with other dirty greases, ;/

    +2
  • fistermister January 31, 2015

    You want calico o Siamese chicken, Niggah?

    +1
  • realtalks January 31, 2015

    It's colonel sanders-son whipping up that Kung pow chicken!!

    +2
  • big_daddy305 January 31, 2015

    Dragon Ball chicken. Now you know what goes on in KFC with your chicken and the "cooks".

    +1
  • big_daddy305 January 31, 2015

    You like Dragon Ball? Good because I'm draggin my balls all over this chicken!

    +4
  • picklehiesner January 31, 2015

    Kung po Sanders

    +0
  • mykejp January 31, 2015

    Wouldn't the dragon get pissed, with the Colonel holding his balls?

    +0
  • goodster January 31, 2015

    So it was China Town that chicken truck tipped over in the other day.

    +1
  • scottishtits77 January 31, 2015

    You wan shitty chicken zipperhead?

    +0
  • cellule February 1, 2015

    To reduce nuclear contamination at KFC, Sanders is wearing the apropriated PPE.

    +0
  • yeknom February 1, 2015

    I don't know why I'd expect you guys to know this, but that costume (and the ball he's holding) is from Dragon Ball. A Japanese show. Plus that's japanese writing I see in the background. So I'd say this is from Japan, not China.

    +0
  • yeknom February 1, 2015

    スロ

    +0
  • eldiablo February 1, 2015

    The kernel really got around.

    +0
  • makeyarise February 1, 2015

    I didn't know the Colonel Sanders was so short..

    +0
 
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