It might be time to take a break from internet porn and stop jacking off for a while. Or at least switch to the left hand. But what do I know? Maybe the skinless hand feels amazing on the schlong.
See the baby crap in the corner? Told you having a kid would kill you.
the end result of playing with adam's no entry zone
it appears adam is keeping sand paper in him
they call him Jake the snake
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
He gave himself the Satan's helper,that's where you light your cock on fire and jerk off with it
Looks like he needs a Epson Salt soak, some Peroxide to clean it out and a Gauze Wrap.
Meth ... your cooking it wrong .
Other than that my day sucked
And that was the end if Bob's fire juggling career.
I love anyone that sends in their injury pics to crazyshit before going to the hospital
What does his dick look like never minded....
Nice skin glove
That's one way to take the black off your skin
This is why they came up with the ove glove
I hate it when that happens :(
Bet you'll let go of that bottle rocket next time....
first day at the reactor plant
Looks tasty. I wonder if it's Original recipe.
There's an Akhbar selling a hand, freshly cutted, mint condition. Call 1-888-868-4690.
Put some salt and vinegar on it.
Now that's what you call a burn!