It Slices And Dices

The thing about tomato slicers is they don't only slice tomatoes. They slice hands too. So if you got a hand that needs slicing, just shove it in there and this is what you'll get. Now teenage emo girls all over are going to want them.

22 Comments
  • azzholee February 4, 2015

    now fry it

    +2
  • whobe February 4, 2015

    Spock would say "Wat De Fuc"!

    +1
  • vulture February 4, 2015

    lightly fried lemon and a little salad...yum yum

    +0
  • realtalks February 4, 2015

    Looks like some fresh linguini in a spicy marinara, Bon appetite!

    +1
  • goodster February 4, 2015

    You doing it wrong.

    +0
  • cheshiregrin February 4, 2015

    Anyone else craving pastries?

    +1
  • solidbriscoe February 4, 2015

    Your "Aliens" glove sucks.

    +2
  • sexwithyourmom February 4, 2015

    Try fingering some pussy now

    +2
  • picklehiesner February 4, 2015

    If used incorrectly this machine will cause severe lacerations

    +3
  • nybadguy February 4, 2015

    I bet that stings to high hell

    +2
  • darkmadness February 4, 2015

    Wow, That must be awfully painful!

    +0
  • sirfartsalot February 4, 2015

    There must be a pussy with teeth out there.

    +2
  • stenchfart February 4, 2015

    he ain`t using that hand to beatoff anymore

    +0
  • goodster February 4, 2015

    @sirfartsalot.. MARKLAR!!!!!!

    +1
  • salchichon February 4, 2015

    Now he won't have to use that boxing glove to jack off with.

    +0
  • bigtex February 5, 2015

    Add salt!!

    +0
  • sbohica February 5, 2015

    That looks like some fine bait for crappie fishing..

    +0
  • cellule February 5, 2015

    How about reading the slicer's instructions while you're stuck at home, unable to jack-off?

    +0
  • mykejp February 5, 2015

    Looks like something out of a Salvador Dali painting.

    +0
  • handsomedevil February 5, 2015

    give me a high-15!

    -1
  • scottishtits77 February 5, 2015

    Goodster....I always wondered what a cone head vagina looked like! Now we know!

    +2
  • bobbabooey February 5, 2015

    Shit like this is why my Whopper value meal costs me $10 these days.

    +1
 
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