The thing about tomato slicers is they don't only slice tomatoes. They slice hands too. So if you got a hand that needs slicing, just shove it in there and this is what you'll get. Now teenage emo girls all over are going to want them.
now fry it
Spock would say "Wat De Fuc"!
lightly fried lemon and a little salad...yum yum
Looks like some fresh linguini in a spicy marinara, Bon appetite!
You doing it wrong.
Anyone else craving pastries?
Your "Aliens" glove sucks.
Try fingering some pussy now
If used incorrectly this machine will cause severe lacerations
I bet that stings to high hell
Wow, That must be awfully painful!
There must be a pussy with teeth out there.
he ain`t using that hand to beatoff anymore
Now he won't have to use that boxing glove to jack off with.
That looks like some fine bait for crappie fishing..
How about reading the slicer's instructions while you're stuck at home, unable to jack-off?
Looks like something out of a Salvador Dali painting.
give me a high-15!
Goodster....I always wondered what a cone head vagina looked like! Now we know!
Shit like this is why my Whopper value meal costs me $10 these days.