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posted by Adam H. on 2/4/2015

It Slices And Dices

The thing about tomato slicers is they don't only slice tomatoes. They slice hands too. So if you got a hand that needs slicing, just shove it in there and this is what you'll get. Now teenage emo girls all over are going to want them.
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Pain


Triple BJ went horribly wrong

Beach and Pussy = WIN

Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

#BlackCocksMatter

She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
azzholee
now fry it
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posted on: 02-04-15 @ 1:05 PM

whobe
Spock would say "Wat De Fuc"!
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posted on: 02-04-15 @ 1:05 PM

vulture
lightly fried lemon and a little salad...yum yum
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posted on: 02-04-15 @ 1:32 PM

realtalks
Looks like some fresh linguini in a spicy marinara, Bon appetite!
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posted on: 02-04-15 @ 2:17 PM

goodster
You doing it wrong.
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posted on: 02-04-15 @ 3:09 PM

cheshiregrin
Anyone else craving pastries?
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posted on: 02-04-15 @ 3:10 PM

solidbriscoe
Your "Aliens" glove sucks.
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posted on: 02-04-15 @ 3:16 PM

sexwithyourmom
Try fingering some pussy now
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posted on: 02-04-15 @ 3:21 PM

picklehiesner
If used incorrectly this machine will cause severe lacerations
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posted on: 02-04-15 @ 3:38 PM

nybadguy
I bet that stings to high hell
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posted on: 02-04-15 @ 3:55 PM

darkmadness
Wow, That must be awfully painful!
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posted on: 02-04-15 @ 4:14 PM

sirfartsalot
There must be a pussy with teeth out there.
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posted on: 02-04-15 @ 4:26 PM

stenchfart
he ain`t using that hand to beatoff anymore
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posted on: 02-04-15 @ 4:46 PM

goodster
@sirfartsalot.. MARKLAR!!!!!!
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posted on: 02-04-15 @ 7:21 PM

salchichon
Now he won’t have to use that boxing glove to jack off with.
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posted on: 02-04-15 @ 8:34 PM

bigtex
Add salt!!
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posted on: 02-04-15 @ 11:02 PM

sbohica
That looks like some fine bait for crappie fishing..
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posted on: 02-04-15 @ 11:24 PM

cellule
How about reading the slicer’s instructions while you’re stuck at home, unable to jack-off?
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posted on: 02-05-15 @ 2:42 AM

mykejp
Looks like something out of a Salvador Dali painting.
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posted on: 02-05-15 @ 4:01 AM

handsomedevil
give me a high-15!
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posted on: 02-05-15 @ 6:14 AM

scottishtits77
Goodster....I always wondered what a cone head vagina looked like! Now we know!
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posted on: 02-05-15 @ 6:31 AM

bobbabooey
Shit like this is why my Whopper value meal costs me $10 these days.
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posted on: 02-05-15 @ 2:28 PM

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