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posted by Adam H. on 2/5/2015

The Ultimate Keyboard Warrior

After years of extensive training in mom's basement, The Ultimate Keyboard Warrior is ready for the battlefield. He's covered in armor he built himself, which is specially designed to protect his virginity against all women. Are you man enough to face him?
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
corruptedsob
I'll kick his ass at Madden 14 .
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posted on: 02-05-15 @ 11:48 AM

bobbabooey
The name of his character is Dumbledork
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posted on: 02-05-15 @ 11:50 AM

picklehiesner
Sweet armor bro how many gigabytes ?
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posted on: 02-05-15 @ 12:04 PM

fistermister
My hero.
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posted on: 02-05-15 @ 12:08 PM

cellule
Idiot Inside©
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posted on: 02-05-15 @ 12:14 PM

azzholee
adam, when he was in his 30s
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posted on: 02-05-15 @ 12:25 PM

wombatbytes
Virgin for ever!
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posted on: 02-05-15 @ 12:33 PM

marcodufour
+12
I always pictured Rockin Ron being fatter.
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posted on: 02-05-15 @ 12:39 PM

bobbabooey
Nice one Marco. Adam, you should consider a "Week in Rovkinron" segment.
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posted on: 02-05-15 @ 12:53 PM

whobe
And still a Virgin.
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posted on: 02-05-15 @ 12:58 PM

bobbabooey
He uses that sword and armor to protect his virginity
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posted on: 02-05-15 @ 1:14 PM

realtalks
I'm leaning more towards this being Big Tex, I'm sure it takes a lot of software and computer equipment to run his multi million dollar business...
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posted on: 02-05-15 @ 1:21 PM

noskinnybitchz
interestingly, this was ridley scott's second choice for maximus in gladiator.
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posted on: 02-05-15 @ 1:50 PM

vulture
hit the delete key and he disappears
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posted on: 02-05-15 @ 1:57 PM

bigdaddy88
I have a strong feeling this picture was taken in his mom's basement.
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posted on: 02-05-15 @ 3:01 PM

donunderstan
Careful going into the basement... Adam is off his meds.
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posted on: 02-05-15 @ 3:33 PM

ouch
I love your uniform lightfighter:) It’s so you buddy. Pew Pew Pew
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posted on: 02-05-15 @ 3:44 PM

mykejp
Okay, which one of you Crazyshitters is in that photo?
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posted on: 02-05-15 @ 5:27 PM

truckingman
At least he is Up Cycling that old Shit...
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posted on: 02-05-15 @ 5:35 PM

urapnes1701d
And you know what? I can name every type of PCB he is wearing. Fuck you all.
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posted on: 02-05-15 @ 5:45 PM

longhungwong
Defending his virginity with all his might!
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posted on: 02-05-15 @ 6:07 PM

potrostation
What Google glasses would look like if they were made in 1990.
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posted on: 02-05-15 @ 6:27 PM

truckingman
You are not a lone on the fact Urapnes1701d.
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posted on: 02-05-15 @ 6:47 PM

goodster
@urapnes1701d,,, And THAT is even sadder than the pic.
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posted on: 02-05-15 @ 8:01 PM

vaticider
Thats pussy repellent if ever there were.
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posted on: 02-05-15 @ 11:07 PM

dullfeathers
Cntl..alt...delete!
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posted on: 02-06-15 @ 12:17 AM

honkie365
Adam, while he was still in his closet.
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posted on: 02-06-15 @ 1:55 AM

tookalook
Punch in some more info on this one it’s still fucked up.
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posted on: 02-06-15 @ 2:11 AM

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