The Ultimate Keyboard Warrior

After years of extensive training in mom's basement, The Ultimate Keyboard Warrior is ready for the battlefield. He's covered in armor he built himself, which is specially designed to protect his virginity against all women. Are you man enough to face him?

28 Comments
  • corruptedsob February 5, 2015

    I'll kick his ass at Madden 14 .

    +1
  • bobbabooey February 5, 2015

    The name of his character is Dumbledork

    +7
  • picklehiesner February 5, 2015

    Sweet armor bro how many gigabytes ?

    +2
  • fistermister February 5, 2015

    My hero.

    +1
  • cellule February 5, 2015

    Idiot Inside©

    +4
  • azzholee February 5, 2015

    adam, when he was in his 30s

    +4
  • wombatbytes February 5, 2015

    Virgin for ever!

    +4
  • marcodufour February 5, 2015

    I always pictured Rockin Ron being fatter.

    +12
  • bobbabooey February 5, 2015

    Nice one Marco. Adam, you should consider a "Week in Rovkinron" segment.

    +1
  • whobe February 5, 2015

    And still a Virgin.

    +2
  • bobbabooey February 5, 2015

    He uses that sword and armor to protect his virginity

    +5
  • realtalks February 5, 2015

    I'm leaning more towards this being Big Tex, I'm sure it takes a lot of software and computer equipment to run his multi million dollar business...

    +4
  • noskinnybitchz February 5, 2015

    interestingly, this was ridley scott's second choice for maximus in gladiator.

    +1
  • vulture February 5, 2015

    hit the delete key and he disappears

    +6
  • bigdaddy88 February 5, 2015

    I have a strong feeling this picture was taken in his mom's basement.

    +3
  • donunderstan February 5, 2015

    Careful going into the basement... Adam is off his meds.

    +2
  • ouch February 5, 2015

    I love your uniform lightfighter:) It's so you buddy. Pew Pew Pew

    +4
  • mykejp February 5, 2015

    Okay, which one of you Crazyshitters is in that photo?

    +1
  • truckingman February 5, 2015

    At least he is Up Cycling that old Shit...

    +1
  • urapnes1701d February 5, 2015

    And you know what? I can name every type of PCB he is wearing. Fuck you all.

    +1
  • longhungwong February 5, 2015

    Defending his virginity with all his might!

    +2
  • potrostation February 5, 2015

    What Google glasses would look like if they were made in 1990.

    +4
  • truckingman February 5, 2015

    You are not a lone on the fact Urapnes1701d.

    +1
  • goodster February 5, 2015

    @urapnes1701d,,, And THAT is even sadder than the pic.

    +0
  • vaticider February 6, 2015

    Thats pussy repellent if ever there were.

    +0
  • dullfeathers February 6, 2015

    Cntl..alt...delete!

    +0
  • honkie365 February 6, 2015

    Adam, while he was still in his closet.

    +0
  • tookalook February 6, 2015

    Punch in some more info on this one it's still fucked up.

    +0
 
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