I can see a guy get his skull crushed, watch his brain pop out, and it doesn't phase me. But I see a guy get his dick and balls mangled, and I can almost feel his pain. Why is the emergency rescue team wearing flip-flops and Crocs?
Never have to worry about jock itch again.
I see a high pitched voice in his future
Seriously? Crocs and flipflops for their paramedics?
Good thing hes asian. There use to having no cock anyways.
When the paramedics show up in those getups you know you're fucked
With no cock and balls there is no reason to live anymore
He's fucked .
I want to see what the amberlamps looks like.
Is that a bomb in your pants or are you just happy to see me
His wife just ripped them off and put them in her purse...
.....and I thought OSHA was a Asian term......
fuckit with injuries that bad i would take help from a paramedic in a pink tutu
DIY sterilisation is never a good idea.
It seems not all men are created equal.
I can't even serve a drink with open-toe footware (not that I even own a pair of flip flops). Jesus fucking Christ, glad to see they have health standards there..
he's of to the morgue, not the hospital.
That's why he called his moped "ZE crouch-rocket".
A whole new meaning to the saying "Balls Deep".