Homegrown Slut

I didn't know you could grow sluts in the ground? What kind of seed did they plant? I have to go pick some up. I see the more love you show your slut while she's blossoming, the more slutty she'll grow. I'm gonna go clear some room in the backyard right now.

25 Comments
  • coonboy February 11, 2015

    Never brought a shovel in the mix of getting off.

    +4
  • crazyvet February 11, 2015

    I want a girl, just like the girl that married dear ole dad.

    +0
  • boobles February 11, 2015

    How do you ever get to a conversation that includes, " hey honey, fancy strangulating my tits until they turn purple, burying me upside down with a shovel up my vag while rubbing my clit with an electric toothbrush?"

    +16
  • iluvkitty February 11, 2015

    Women are the root of all evil!! Ha

    +2
  • nybadguy February 11, 2015

    That's my kind of watering hole.

    +0
  • bobbabooey February 11, 2015

    The pussy willows are really coming in nice this year

    +5
  • realtalks February 11, 2015

    the Asians would be dropping hot piles of shit on her for fertilizer!

    +2
  • corruptedsob February 11, 2015

    Ripe for the picking .

    +1
  • makeyarise February 11, 2015

    Let it grow, let it grow🎶 let it blossom, let it flow🎶

    +0
  • whobe February 11, 2015

    I don't smoke but if he's growing Marajauna I want to try some.

    +2
  • whobe February 11, 2015

    I don't smoke it and can't spell it either. Oh well fuck it. I do remember the skunk weed back in the day, probably should have smoked less.

    +2
  • corruptedsob February 11, 2015

    ^ Marijuana^

    +3
  • picklehiesner February 11, 2015

    What she will never know is that's her tooth brush

    +2
  • hungsolow February 11, 2015

    I take it that shes an adventurous type and doesnt mind trying new things out including digging her own grave.

    +0
  • goodster February 11, 2015

    She must love gardening.

    +0
  • sbohica February 11, 2015

    I wud fart in her air tube...

    +4
  • scarred1096 February 11, 2015

    Bet that's the spot in the yard that everyone pisses in.

    +0
  • fistermister February 11, 2015

    Oh yeah, that reminds me, I better get my seeds started.

    +2
  • kanada February 11, 2015

    That's a good way to keep guys like adam out of your garden.

    +1
  • nybadguy February 11, 2015

    My favorite flower. The PUSSY willow

    +1
  • nybadguy February 11, 2015

    shes TIT feet deep haha. Sorry I'm on some powerful trees tonight. Thc is up. I goy $100 on it

    +0
  • vaticider February 12, 2015

    Now that's a stripper pole.

    +0
  • breakfastblunt February 12, 2015

    Buried the most annoying part.

    +1
  • cheshiregrin February 13, 2015

    @nybadguy Seems like it was worth every penny.

    +0
  • cellule February 13, 2015

    Home growing & design of bicycle racks made easy Vol.2

    +1
 
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