The Only Tool You Need

The Jiffy Sickle should not only be in every rapist's arsenal, but every man's. Just look at the list of shit it will tear. Basically, if something is standing between you and some titties, the Jiffy Sickle will take care of it. Get yours today.

18 Comments
  • wifebeater2000 February 12, 2015

    never seen lesbian rape ,,

    +3
  • vulture February 12, 2015

    that forgot to list muslim beheadings

    +1
  • wifebeater2000 February 12, 2015

    if you buy two ,you get free rope ,scotch tape , and a showel

    +2
  • bobbabooey February 12, 2015

    Because you never know when rape will have to change to murder

    +2
  • fistermister February 12, 2015

    It's good for when your girl pretends she not interested and you know she is.

    +1
  • bobbabooey February 12, 2015

    They call that a Cosby Knife

    +4
  • ibetdaddy February 12, 2015

    now in camouflage, for those outdoors encounters

    +3
  • realtalks February 12, 2015

    Every man needs a jiffy sickle for a good snuggle struggle. Order now in the next 5 minutes and we'll give you 2 jiffy sickles for the price of 1 plus postage and handling!!!

    +6
  • otakuharakiri February 12, 2015

    Wrong rape kit.

    +2
  • goodster February 12, 2015

    And to think I was only using them for carpeting.

    +1
  • madkraze February 12, 2015

    I guess incest is the best but your mother to the test

    +2
  • pacific8 February 12, 2015

    perfect for date rape.

    +1
  • stenchfart February 12, 2015

    I use the Ginsu

    +2
  • corruptedsob February 12, 2015

    That's NOT the only tool you'll need in your rape kit .

    +0
  • hungsolow February 12, 2015

    I just placed the order with them. Will try it out and see if it really does what it says it does. Im sure it come handy when you dont have the time to undress them.

    +0
  • darkmadness February 13, 2015

    ultimate rape tool rofl!

    +0
  • cellule February 13, 2015

    Nothing is too fancy for tearing a 90$ Victoria's secrets bra.

    +1
  • loulou February 13, 2015

    If Micheal Myers were a rapist this would be the perfect gift for him!

    +0
 
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