Broken Table? No Problem

You and your buddies were fucking around in the living room, and you broke your Mom's coffee table. What to do, what to do? Being the resourceful MacGyver that you are, you head into your Mom's closet. There you find what will be considered a suitable replacement for the broken leg, you only hope your Mom doesn't miss the "white whale."

17 Comments
  • corruptedsob February 13, 2015

    A coffee table with a built-in creamer .

    +4
  • big_daddy305 February 13, 2015

    African-American engineering AKA the nigger rig.

    +1
  • bobbabooey February 13, 2015

    That table is a little cockeyed

    +4
  • cellule February 13, 2015

    Let me guess: you bought this at ikea?

    +2
  • fistermister February 13, 2015

    That's not a coffee table that's a cocktail's table.

    +2
  • big_daddy305 February 13, 2015

    Someone tickle it's balls to even out the table

    +7
  • whobe February 13, 2015

    Some bitch has a big ass snatch.

    +2
  • prodeath February 13, 2015

    I guess we all know where that table leg is gonna end up.

    +2
  • burlyfish February 13, 2015

    looks like it could still use a matchbook under the ball sack.

    +7
  • picklehiesner February 13, 2015

    That table is fucked

    +3
  • goodster February 13, 2015

    JAY,, YOUR MOMS CLOSET?? You found that in ADAMS dresser drawer.

    +2
  • otakuharakiri February 13, 2015

    Okay I may have to go VIP so the CS guys can afford a new coffee table.

    +4
  • goodster February 13, 2015

    I "TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU!!"

    +2
  • truckingman February 13, 2015

    Why doesn't the table fall is that dildo have a spine in it???

    Wierded out, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    -1
  • ih8dumbfux February 13, 2015

    Thats not what I meant when I said my dick is like a 3rd leg

    +3
  • atmydismay February 14, 2015

    My girl asks me to do that when she's on her iPad, but for some reason it keeps falling

    +1
  • realtalks February 14, 2015

    Now you know whoever sits on that corner of the table is gay

    +3
 
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