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posted by Jay D. on 2/13/2015

You Making Me A Sammich?

You know how I know this chick makes a mean sammich? She's in the fucking kitchen, that's how I know. This dude has the right idea though, I'd be wearing that pussy like a hat too, if she was around my kitchen like that. Fuck what a body, and those sammich making thighs.
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bobbabooey
Why does your pussy taste like watermahhhhhhh!!!
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posted on: 02-13-15 @ 11:56 AM

wifebeater2000
man bearing hips
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posted on: 02-13-15 @ 12:01 PM

fistermister
If anybody’s gonna say they don’t trust the picture cause it might have a dick, is a total FAG!
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posted on: 02-13-15 @ 12:07 PM

cellule
Like this, she does’nt try to get out of the kitchen.
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posted on: 02-13-15 @ 12:12 PM

nybadguy
Nice and thick. Just how i like em.
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posted on: 02-13-15 @ 12:25 PM

iluvkitty
This sure is a THIRSTY couple.
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posted on: 02-13-15 @ 1:33 PM

bigtex
And she isn't leaving any time soon with that ankle monitor on!!!
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posted on: 02-13-15 @ 1:39 PM

eyeh8dumbasses
Damn I love her thick legs with those hips. I’d eat her pussy and ass them have her make me a sammich
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posted on: 02-13-15 @ 2:35 PM

picklehiesner
That’s about a 7 or 8 pound pussy right there
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posted on: 02-13-15 @ 3:11 PM

goodster
She can make me a pelvic pita pocket after she fixes me a drink.
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posted on: 02-13-15 @ 3:17 PM

otakuharakiri
Just pepsi and water,...well a man’s gotta eat SOMETHING.
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posted on: 02-13-15 @ 3:53 PM

longhungwong
That is a whole lotta ass to eat!
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posted on: 02-13-15 @ 4:46 PM

strongcock
That the way is like real man suck a delicious pussy, when she fart it mean. he makes a good job.
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posted on: 02-13-15 @ 4:57 PM

v3nom
Who the fuck puts Pepsi and Coke in the same fridge!?
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posted on: 02-13-15 @ 4:59 PM

big_daddy305
Make me a sammich while I eat this pie.
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posted on: 02-13-15 @ 5:10 PM

longhungwong
Just having a light midnight snack
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posted on: 02-13-15 @ 5:32 PM

iluvkitty
nice mustache.
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posted on: 02-13-15 @ 6:03 PM

bigdaddy88
An appetizer before the main course.
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posted on: 02-13-15 @ 6:51 PM

corruptedsob
I'm making a sammich out of you .
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posted on: 02-13-15 @ 6:57 PM

sbohica
Sry dudes... That's a big ole bitch! Her ass wud require a "wide load" sign...
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posted on: 02-13-15 @ 7:04 PM

yeayeayea
Om nom nom nom nom.
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posted on: 02-13-15 @ 7:33 PM

potrostation
Best diet ever.
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posted on: 02-13-15 @ 9:22 PM

happyjack
Damn .... I'd be standing behind her with handfuls of ass and hips. Her head would probably be banging off the freezer door.
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posted on: 02-13-15 @ 10:34 PM

dullfeathers
Looks like he would rather have the taco tonight.
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posted on: 02-14-15 @ 12:20 AM

realtalks
Damn that's a big ole booty, she doesn't have much in the cooking dept with a fridge full of drinks so she better suck a mean dick!!!
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posted on: 02-14-15 @ 1:37 AM

rodeye2
Usually an ass that big comes with cellulite.
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posted on: 02-14-15 @ 2:27 AM

suckzone
Pussy meat is good for an after dinner snack.
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posted on: 02-17-15 @ 7:04 PM

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