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posted by Big Jeff on 2/16/2015

Reason Number 128 You Shouldnt Hang From Your Penis

The Internet is a gross ass place with a lot of freaks out there hurting their dicks. For the most part nothing bad ever happens it seems. Not this time though, this time the love root gets unrooted. Bet he never tortured his dick again banter this.
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Dumbasses


Triple BJ went horribly wrong

Beach and Pussy = WIN

Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

#BlackCocksMatter

She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
nybadguy
Haha. Hard lesson learned
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posted on: 02-16-15 @ 1:48 PM

whobe
Now start over because you are only half way there.
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posted on: 02-16-15 @ 1:56 PM

wifebeater2000
he wont be breeding any more welfare bastards
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posted on: 02-16-15 @ 1:57 PM

realtalks
Another one bites the dust huh Adam!!!
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posted on: 02-16-15 @ 1:57 PM

stenchfart
my mom said that would happen if you do it too much
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posted on: 02-16-15 @ 2:09 PM

dr88
Mom’s dusgusted voice: THERE! You Broke it. Are you happy now?
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posted on: 02-16-15 @ 2:30 PM

xizang
It was a decent enough sized penis. Must have had lots of fun stressing it before the Big Accident. Like the guys who pull trucks and buses with their dicks.
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posted on: 02-16-15 @ 2:32 PM

fistermister
He got it caught in a Chinese elevator.
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posted on: 02-16-15 @ 2:33 PM

big_daddy305
Broke dick. Broke dick.
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posted on: 02-16-15 @ 2:36 PM

bigdaddy88
Lorena Bobbit at it again, huh?
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posted on: 02-16-15 @ 2:43 PM

breakfastblunt
That must've been one tight pussy.
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posted on: 02-16-15 @ 3:49 PM

dozer67
I wish Ron was here because I don’t know what to say is the fresh wound pussy near his dick or fresh hermaphrodite wound pussy?
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posted on: 02-16-15 @ 3:50 PM

pinkdildolickr
That Viagra really works!
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posted on: 02-16-15 @ 4:04 PM

corruptedsob
That's why I don't go in the water at the nudist beach .
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posted on: 02-16-15 @ 4:19 PM

bobbabooey
When you snag your zipper on it, don't keep pulling
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posted on: 02-16-15 @ 4:21 PM

pacific8
that’s going to leave a mark.
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posted on: 02-16-15 @ 5:47 PM

goodster
If you can rip it half off and it still stays hard,, I want what ever he took.
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posted on: 02-16-15 @ 5:53 PM

potrostation
Reminds me of an old Eddie Murphy joke about Mr. T.
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posted on: 02-16-15 @ 6:51 PM

truckingman
Did he try to rip it off or some MF" sick Mother Fucker did to him???
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posted on: 02-16-15 @ 7:23 PM

truckingman
What is the joke Potrostation? Just wondering, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 02-16-15 @ 7:27 PM

zonk
If I had a dick that big I sure as fuck wouldnt risk ripping it off!!
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posted on: 02-16-15 @ 7:43 PM

kanada
@trucker, the joke is "don't cum to fast or I'll rip your dick off with my butt cheeks". In the movie delirious. Search; Eddie Murphy joke about mr t and watch Eddies face, fucking priceless.
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posted on: 02-16-15 @ 8:17 PM

nybadguy
That boy deformed haha
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posted on: 02-16-15 @ 9:07 PM

makeyarise
He always wanted to hang to the left
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posted on: 02-16-15 @ 9:21 PM

vaticider
I didn’t need to see that.
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posted on: 02-16-15 @ 9:53 PM

dullfeathers
See what happens when it lasts for more than 4 hours.
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posted on: 02-16-15 @ 11:02 PM

dog66
so.... where’s the video?
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posted on: 02-16-15 @ 11:39 PM

dog66
and the boss said "you’ll never work in this town again"
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posted on: 02-16-15 @ 11:41 PM

picklehiesner
Oh snap
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posted on: 02-17-15 @ 2:55 AM

bobbabooey
Is that wound pussy?
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posted on: 02-17-15 @ 12:08 PM

darkmadness
Rockingron’s Favorite category, Woundpussay
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posted on: 02-17-15 @ 12:55 PM

truckingman
@kanada: What in The MOTHER FUCKING" BLUE FUCK??? LAUGHING MY MOTHER FUCKING" ASS OFF, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 02-17-15 @ 8:40 PM

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