Reason number 128 you shouldnt hang from your penis

The Internet is a gross ass place with a lot of freaks out there hurting their dicks. For the most part nothing bad ever happens it seems. Not this time though, this time the love root gets unrooted. Bet he never tortured his dick again banter this.

32 Comments
  • nybadguy February 16, 2015

    Haha. Hard lesson learned

    +1
  • whobe February 16, 2015

    Now start over because you are only half way there.

    +0
  • wifebeater2000 February 16, 2015

    he wont be breeding any more welfare bastards

    +4
  • realtalks February 16, 2015

    Another one bites the dust huh Adam!!!

    +1
  • stenchfart February 16, 2015

    my mom said that would happen if you do it too much

    +2
  • dr88 February 16, 2015

    Mom's dusgusted voice:

    THERE! You Broke it. Are you happy now?

    +5
  • xizang February 16, 2015

    It was a decent enough sized penis. Must have had lots of fun stressing it before the Big Accident. Like the guys who pull trucks and buses with their dicks.

    +0
  • fistermister February 16, 2015

    He got it caught in a Chinese elevator.

    +2
  • big_daddy305 February 16, 2015

    Broke dick. Broke dick.

    +2
  • bigdaddy88 February 16, 2015

    Lorena Bobbit at it again, huh?

    +1
  • breakfastblunt February 16, 2015

    That must've been one tight pussy.

    +3
  • dozer67 February 16, 2015

    I wish Ron was here because I don't know what to say is the fresh wound pussy near his dick or fresh hermaphrodite wound pussy?

    +3
  • pinkdildolickr February 16, 2015

    That Viagra really works!

    +2
  • corruptedsob February 16, 2015

    That's why I don't go in the water at the nudist beach .

    +1
  • bobbabooey February 16, 2015

    When you snag your zipper on it, don't keep pulling

    +2
  • pacific8 February 16, 2015

    that's going to leave a mark.

    +1
  • goodster February 16, 2015

    If you can rip it half off and it still stays hard,, I want what ever he took.

    +1
  • potrostation February 16, 2015

    Reminds me of an old Eddie Murphy joke about Mr. T.

    +2
  • truckingman February 16, 2015

    Did he try to rip it off or some MF" sick Mother Fucker did to him???

    +0
  • truckingman February 16, 2015

    What is the joke Potrostation?

    Just wondering, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • zonk February 16, 2015

    If I had a dick that big I sure as fuck wouldnt risk ripping it off!!

    +2
  • kanada February 16, 2015

    @trucker, the joke is "don't cum to fast or I'll rip your dick off with my butt cheeks". In the movie delirious. Search; Eddie Murphy joke about mr t and watch Eddies face, fucking priceless.

    +2
  • nybadguy February 16, 2015

    That boy deformed haha

    +0
  • makeyarise February 16, 2015

    He always wanted to hang to the left

    +1
  • vaticider February 16, 2015

    I didn't need to see that.

    +1
  • dullfeathers February 17, 2015

    See what happens when it lasts for more than 4 hours.

    +2
  • dog66 February 17, 2015

    so.... where's the video?

    +1
  • dog66 February 17, 2015

    and the boss said "you'll never work in this town again"

    +1
  • picklehiesner February 17, 2015

    Oh snap

    +2
  • bobbabooey February 17, 2015

    Is that wound pussy?

    +3
  • darkmadness February 17, 2015

    Rockingron's Favorite category, Woundpussay

    +2
  • truckingman February 17, 2015

    @kanada: What in The MOTHER FUCKING" BLUE FUCK???

    LAUGHING MY MOTHER FUCKING" ASS OFF, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
 
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