The Internet is a gross ass place with a lot of freaks out there hurting their dicks. For the most part nothing bad ever happens it seems. Not this time though, this time the love root gets unrooted. Bet he never tortured his dick again banter this.
Haha. Hard lesson learned
Now start over because you are only half way there.
he wont be breeding any more welfare bastards
Another one bites the dust huh Adam!!!
my mom said that would happen if you do it too much
Mom's dusgusted voice:
THERE! You Broke it. Are you happy now?
It was a decent enough sized penis. Must have had lots of fun stressing it before the Big Accident. Like the guys who pull trucks and buses with their dicks.
He got it caught in a Chinese elevator.
Broke dick. Broke dick.
Lorena Bobbit at it again, huh?
That must've been one tight pussy.
I wish Ron was here because I don't know what to say is the fresh wound pussy near his dick or fresh hermaphrodite wound pussy?
That Viagra really works!
That's why I don't go in the water at the nudist beach .
When you snag your zipper on it, don't keep pulling
that's going to leave a mark.
If you can rip it half off and it still stays hard,, I want what ever he took.
Reminds me of an old Eddie Murphy joke about Mr. T.
Did he try to rip it off or some MF" sick Mother Fucker did to him???
What is the joke Potrostation?
Just wondering, Robert Hallock
If I had a dick that big I sure as fuck wouldnt risk ripping it off!!
@trucker, the joke is "don't cum to fast or I'll rip your dick off with my butt cheeks". In the movie delirious. Search; Eddie Murphy joke about mr t and watch Eddies face, fucking priceless.
That boy deformed haha
He always wanted to hang to the left
I didn't need to see that.
See what happens when it lasts for more than 4 hours.
so.... where's the video?
and the boss said "you'll never work in this town again"
Is that wound pussy?
Rockingron's Favorite category, Woundpussay
@kanada: What in The MOTHER FUCKING" BLUE FUCK???
LAUGHING MY MOTHER FUCKING" ASS OFF, Robert Hallock