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posted by Jay D. on 2/20/2015

I Have Good News And Bad News

The good news is, it's Friday mother fuckers, to get our drink on! The bad news is, Frank fucking wrecked the truck that had all the beer in it, and now we have no beer at the store. Frank also failed the piss test and now doesn't have a job. But I have a pickup truck, and I say we back up to the back of the semi and "lighten" their load.
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corruptedsob
Miller sucks anyway.
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posted on: 02-20-15 @ 12:48 PM

vulture
I got more bad news ...with one axle on that trailer its highly unlikely there will be beer on board
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posted on: 02-20-15 @ 12:52 PM

bobbabooey
The retard of beers
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posted on: 02-20-15 @ 12:54 PM

goodster
Yes it's piss beer, but it's still alcohol abuse.
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posted on: 02-20-15 @ 1:17 PM

fistermister
I said to deliver the beer not drink the beer!
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posted on: 02-20-15 @ 1:46 PM

realtalks
Looks like Miller won't be on time!!
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posted on: 02-20-15 @ 2:21 PM

crazyvet
Low bridge, lite beer. Made for each other.
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posted on: 02-20-15 @ 2:24 PM

stenchfart
the truck hit the bridge because it was fulla high lfe
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posted on: 02-20-15 @ 6:52 PM

potrostation
Now available in 11 oz cans.
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posted on: 02-20-15 @ 7:43 PM

truckingman
Height Limit sign, they keep you from FUCKING UP!!!
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posted on: 02-20-15 @ 7:43 PM

solidbriscoe
Get a rope.
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posted on: 02-20-15 @ 9:23 PM

dullfeathers
If it were Coors light, Jay would have the same face as solidbriscoes aviator.
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posted on: 02-21-15 @ 2:26 AM

loulou
This is another reason why you don’t get high off your own supply!!
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posted on: 02-21-15 @ 2:32 AM

bucknuts
i think it’s gunna tip over!!!!
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posted on: 02-21-15 @ 12:56 PM

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