Snake bite makes black kid advanced black

Hard to find funny things to say about this one because it's a kids leg. Also it's fucking terrifying to know there's a snake out there that's bit makes your body looks like dried dog turds.

21 Comments
  • coonboy February 23, 2015

    I mean at some point you just gotta bteak it off make another out of wood.

    +4
  • bobbabooey February 23, 2015

    He needs some of that Proactiv stuff

    +2
  • burlyfish February 23, 2015

    Oh poor Mowgli Thuu must have started taking Viagra .......(I wonder how many heads I went over on this comment )Clue "The Jungle Book"

    +0
  • realtalks February 23, 2015

    No amount of tough actin tinactin is gonna cure that athletes foot.... It's best to cut it off at the thigh before the rot keeps spreading!

    +4
  • r1d30rd13 February 23, 2015

    Cut if off already

    +1
  • picklehiesner February 23, 2015

    All your right shoes are now useless

    +4
  • cellule February 23, 2015

    Before, he used to play soccer all day long. Now he only plays 1/2 of the day.

    +7
  • stenchfart February 23, 2015

    I fucken hate snakes

    +1
  • cthulu February 23, 2015

    We need to throw whatever kind of snake that was into a pit full of child molesters and allah snackbars

    +4
  • happyjack February 23, 2015

    Petrified leg is a bad look.

    +2
  • eject February 23, 2015

    "It looked fine when I went to bed last night"

    +3
  • sirfartsalot February 23, 2015

    On the bright side. At least its not his dick eh?

    +4
  • ouch February 23, 2015

    After 4 days of excruciating pain the snake died

    +3
  • big_daddy305 February 23, 2015

    Cut it off, inject him with iguana DNA and stem cells and regrow that sucker.

    +2
  • pacific8 February 23, 2015

    Obama Care plan.

    -1
  • belisspermezeu February 23, 2015

    umm..break a leg?

    +0
  • truckingman February 23, 2015

    You had to Piss Off a MF" GABOON VIPER didn't You???

    +0
  • goodster February 23, 2015

    You may need a second opinion on this if the doc said to just let the venom run its coarse.

    +0
  • misfit_88 February 24, 2015

    Maybe his local witchdoctor has a potion for that and it will be like new in a few days.

    +0
  • otakuharakiri February 24, 2015

    Cobra venom. My friend at an exotic pet store injected that shit into an earthworm and it did the same thing.

    +0
  • loulou February 24, 2015

    I don't know buddy, you might want to wait a few more days before seeking medical attention. If it doesn't fall off by then you should be fine.

    +0
 
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