Hard to find funny things to say about this one because it's a kids leg. Also it's fucking terrifying to know there's a snake out there that's bit makes your body looks like dried dog turds.
I mean at some point you just gotta bteak it off make another out of wood.
He needs some of that Proactiv stuff
Oh poor Mowgli Thuu must have started taking Viagra .......(I wonder how many heads I went over on this comment )Clue "The Jungle Book"
No amount of tough actin tinactin is gonna cure that athletes foot.... It's best to cut it off at the thigh before the rot keeps spreading!
Cut if off already
All your right shoes are now useless
Before, he used to play soccer all day long. Now he only plays 1/2 of the day.
I fucken hate snakes
We need to throw whatever kind of snake that was into a pit full of child molesters and allah snackbars
Petrified leg is a bad look.
"It looked fine when I went to bed last night"
On the bright side. At least its not his dick eh?
After 4 days of excruciating pain the snake died
Cut it off, inject him with iguana DNA and stem cells and regrow that sucker.
Obama Care plan.
umm..break a leg?
You had to Piss Off a MF" GABOON VIPER didn't You???
You may need a second opinion on this if the doc said to just let the venom run its coarse.
Maybe his local witchdoctor has a potion for that and it will be like new in a few days.
Cobra venom. My friend at an exotic pet store injected that shit into an earthworm and it did the same thing.
I don't know buddy, you might want to wait a few more days before seeking medical attention. If it doesn't fall off by then you should be fine.