I Don't Think He's Gonna Make It

5 out of every 4 Asians who ride two-wheeled vehicles will end up smeared on the pavement. It's a fact. I've done the research and crunched the numbers. What a gay looking truck to get killed by.

20 Comments
  • azzholee February 26, 2015

    some duct tape and aspirin, he s good to go

    +1
  • dizeer February 26, 2015

    Gay truck driver kills estranged lover !

    +0
  • realtalks February 26, 2015

    Somebody dropped some nice fresh sausage in the middle of the road

    +3
  • lobster February 26, 2015

    Should have worn a helmet

    +4
  • bobbabooey February 26, 2015

    He was probably as mesmerized by the paint job as I am

    +2
  • biker79 February 26, 2015

    All the Kings horses and all the Kings men ain't puttin that back together Dr Oz can't fix that

    +1
  • fuckybrained February 26, 2015

    Bike looks okay though, you could sell it to another gutsy rider

    +1
  • dozer67 February 26, 2015

    Human road kill, a Redneck Zombies dinner.

    +2
  • cellule February 26, 2015

    The truck dumped his meal allready?

    +1
  • asdqwerty February 26, 2015

    He's faking it...

    +1
  • goodster February 26, 2015

    Well,, he sure can't say he didn't see it coming.

    +1
  • whobe February 26, 2015

    The only site I know that offers training videos for free.

    +2
  • stenchfart February 26, 2015

    rear wheels did a nice slide on the dude.. a snow shovel cleanup

    +1
  • nybadguy February 26, 2015

    Damn. He's as flat as his belt.

    +1
  • dozer67 February 26, 2015

    @dozer67..... Redneck Zombie Road Pizza...

    +1
  • potrostation February 26, 2015

    The irony that a gay looking truck would be hauling a load of fags. (fag is a bundle of sticks)

    +1
  • truckingman February 26, 2015

    That is a MF" gut buster Potrostation; also, isn't "fags" what the French call or have called cigarettes???

    +0
  • dullfeathers February 27, 2015

    I don't think blowing on his thumb will pop him back to life.

    +1
  • keno1226 March 3, 2015

    That intestine is probably going to end up in the buffet.

    +0
  • sleeko March 4, 2015

    In my business, we're not permitted to pronounce, death.

    So, we call this "injuries, not consistent with life".

    Just say'n...

    +0
 
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