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posted by Adam H. on 2/26/2015

I Don't Think He's Gonna Make It

5 out of every 4 Asians who ride two-wheeled vehicles will end up smeared on the pavement. It's a fact. I've done the research and crunched the numbers. What a gay looking truck to get killed by.


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azzholee
some duct tape and aspirin, he s good to go
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posted on: 02-26-15 @ 2:01 PM

dizeer
Gay truck driver kills estranged lover !
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posted on: 02-26-15 @ 2:02 PM

realtalks
Somebody dropped some nice fresh sausage in the middle of the road
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posted on: 02-26-15 @ 2:02 PM

lobster
Should have worn a helmet
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posted on: 02-26-15 @ 2:04 PM

bobbabooey
He was probably as mesmerized by the paint job as I am
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posted on: 02-26-15 @ 2:04 PM

biker79
All the Kings horses and all the Kings men ain't puttin that back together Dr Oz can't fix that
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posted on: 02-26-15 @ 2:06 PM

fuckybrained
Bike looks okay though, you could sell it to another gutsy rider
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posted on: 02-26-15 @ 2:19 PM

dozer67
Human road kill, a Redneck Zombies dinner.
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posted on: 02-26-15 @ 2:50 PM

cellule
The truck dumped his meal allready?
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posted on: 02-26-15 @ 3:18 PM

asdqwerty
He’s faking it...
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posted on: 02-26-15 @ 3:19 PM

goodster
Well,, he sure can’t say he didn’t see it coming.
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posted on: 02-26-15 @ 3:36 PM

whobe
The only site I know that offers training videos for free.
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posted on: 02-26-15 @ 3:55 PM

stenchfart
rear wheels did a nice slide on the dude.. a snow shovel cleanup
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posted on: 02-26-15 @ 4:10 PM

nybadguy
Damn. He's as flat as his belt.
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posted on: 02-26-15 @ 4:32 PM

dozer67
@dozer67..... Redneck Zombie Road Pizza...
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posted on: 02-26-15 @ 5:47 PM

potrostation
The irony that a gay looking truck would be hauling a load of fags. (fag is a bundle of sticks)
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posted on: 02-26-15 @ 7:52 PM

truckingman
That is a MF" gut buster Potrostation; also, isn’t "fags" what the French call or have called cigarettes???
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posted on: 02-26-15 @ 8:11 PM

dullfeathers
I don't think blowing on his thumb will pop him back to life.
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posted on: 02-26-15 @ 11:39 PM

keno1226
That intestine is probably going to end up in the buffet.
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posted on: 03-03-15 @ 12:45 PM

sleeko
In my business, we’re not permitted to pronounce, death. So, we call this "injuries, not consistent with life". Just say’n...
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posted on: 03-04-15 @ 4:35 PM

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