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posted by Jay D. on 3/1/2015

Bored? Dress Your Dick Up

Are you bored this Sunday, and maybe even snowed in? Well, you can dress your dick up, and send in your pictures. No, don't do that. Melissa R. sent these in, and that's enough dick pictures for 2015. Just hold only those pictures until 2016 people. Thanks.
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WTF


Triple BJ went horribly wrong

Beach and Pussy = WIN

Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

#BlackCocksMatter

She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
xizang
The first and last ones are the best.
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posted on: 03-01-15 @ 2:21 PM

potrostation
Mine just wears a rain coat to go spelunking.
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posted on: 03-01-15 @ 2:22 PM

picklehiesner
Maybe instead of dressing up your dick you can get to the wics
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posted on: 03-01-15 @ 2:26 PM

big_jeffrey72
Tom I think you have a biased opinion there
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posted on: 03-01-15 @ 2:30 PM

corruptedsob
This is what did yesterday Jay besides updating .
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posted on: 03-01-15 @ 2:32 PM

fistermister
How the fuck are you bored on Sunday when you have NASCAR?
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posted on: 03-01-15 @ 2:37 PM

stenchfart
chicks do that shit..play Johnson dress up..mine just spits at her
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posted on: 03-01-15 @ 2:45 PM

xizang
She’s a playful and fun woman, who loves using your dick for her doll. Seems wise for a guy to go along...
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posted on: 03-01-15 @ 2:52 PM

crazyvet
Melissa R. obviously doesn’t know how to use a dick correctly.
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posted on: 03-01-15 @ 2:54 PM

bobbabooey
My cock is illiterate and I intend to keep it that way
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posted on: 03-01-15 @ 3:04 PM

happyjack
FWP
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posted on: 03-01-15 @ 3:09 PM

realtalks
Adam sending in his vacation update photos at the dude ranch he's visiting
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posted on: 03-01-15 @ 3:19 PM

scottishtits77
Crazyvet...it ain’t my dick! I found this dick online and thought the fine folks of the peanut gallery would appreciate it :)
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posted on: 03-01-15 @ 3:19 PM

big_jeffrey72
@scottishtits77 funny you say that because its a CS members member...i don’t know if he still post but i know xizang is sporting the same dick as a avatar...he use to go by tripod and the old forums were littered with his dick pics such as the above
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posted on: 03-01-15 @ 3:37 PM

fistermister
@Melissa R, My Sir Lancelot bows to you until you bow to him.
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posted on: 03-01-15 @ 3:53 PM

mykejp
No matter how you dress it up, it's still a prick.
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posted on: 03-01-15 @ 3:54 PM

scottishtits77
All I know is, I was looking at funny dick pics and I saw these beauties. If it is a CS member I hope he can forgive me mailing them in! They’re too funny not to share though and if I had a dick I would whip it out and dress it up all the time! You can’t tie a cape or hat onto a tit, believe me I’ve tried.
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posted on: 03-01-15 @ 5:05 PM

txdo_msk
At times, humor trumps disgust. This is one of those times.
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posted on: 03-01-15 @ 5:21 PM

truckingman
Just some more MOTHER FUCKIN" DICKS....
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posted on: 03-01-15 @ 6:15 PM

truckingman
Jay why is this shit posted here? You know it pisses all of us off. Is it for the ladies??? Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 03-01-15 @ 6:17 PM

darkmadness
The first one looks like a Barbarian from " The Game of Thrones"
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posted on: 03-01-15 @ 6:27 PM

truckingman
@big_jeffrey72: Xizang is Tripod, other that the dick pics, how do you know this?
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posted on: 03-01-15 @ 7:56 PM

dullfeathers
Unlike Vikings and cowboys...a well educated cock stays hard.
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posted on: 03-01-15 @ 9:12 PM

tookalook
No Darth Vader wtf!
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posted on: 03-02-15 @ 12:31 AM

captjim
Congrats Jay, you finally got all these fucks praising dick pics...
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posted on: 03-02-15 @ 1:01 AM

cellule
Where is Barbie when you need her...
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posted on: 03-02-15 @ 4:04 AM

xizang
Most of you guys are jealous that your dicks aren’t as popular with the chicks!
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posted on: 03-02-15 @ 5:38 PM

xizang
@scottishtits77 - Melissa, the penis is public domain and so are all the photos of him. Feel free to reuse the pics as you like.
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posted on: 03-04-15 @ 3:18 PM

sleeko
My Viking is taller.
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posted on: 03-04-15 @ 4:30 PM

xizang
@sleeko - I’m happy for you, Sleeko. Those photos of Elmo were taken on a film set in Hollywood with costume and makeup people fussing around with him, in addition to cameraman, lights, soundman, director and producer. So Elmo the Penis was sitting it out. I don’t blame him. Nothing for a penis to stand up and get excited about!
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posted on: 03-05-15 @ 9:32 PM

sickfuck642
get a hobby. oh guess you have one.
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posted on: 03-10-15 @ 6:52 PM

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